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Let's plan a paaaarty!!

  • 05-09-2011 10:14AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭


    Oootay, so. My birthdays in 32 days. I'll be 23. SAD.
    I didn't have a 21st as I was in hospital.
    I didn't have a 22nd as my dog died and I stayed at home crying hysterically for like 2 weeks.

    So - because I am lame - I'm having my 21st two years late.
    Obviously it's gonna be a housepartty and obviously I'm going to invite the neighbours as previous experience has taught me forewarning and including is the best way to avoid a visit from the gardai siochana.

    Getting a dj -- I dunno, kinda lame for your 23rd?? Either that or just a regular houseparty blasting Ur own beats but don't think everybody at it will appreciate my taste in trance/techno.

    Also - I've grown up an awful lot in 2 years but unfortunately a lot of my friends haven't, and obviously since my daughter lives here too (won't be here for party obviously) I don't want drugs anywhere around the place.

    So I'm thinking - is it really worth the effort?? Should I just grow old gracefully and stop trying to relive my party years? I feel like I've missed out but i can honestly say I've probably partied harder from 16-20 than most people do their entire lives.

    I DONTKNOWWHATTODOWAHWAH


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Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    And obviously I use the word obviously too much. And that's obviously meg's fault.


    Obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    Have a 21 + 2 party, go for glory

    And invite everyone here....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    What should I GET tho!!!! Like dancing midgets, a bouncy castle!! If you guys wanna come ye will have to come up with entertainment that'd make the leader himself proud!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    A paddling pool full of jelly!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    And two naked ladies to fight


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    What's with all the burfdays latesome?

    Nine months ago was new year eve.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Jelly and ice-cream and a bouncy castle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭mk6705


    23? Old? Seriously. You really do belong in the Cuckoo's Nest! P.S. Have a party big style.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    don't give more no bull**** that ya can't afford bus trays lying manager


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Complain about your life somewhere else Matt. This is not a blog.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I love it when sarky uses his serious voice. Sexy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My voice is actually terribly sexy. At work I have to put on a Jackie Healy Rae accent to avoid harassment lawsuits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky you're a lucky man you don't work with me or your bum would be in ribbons. True story, like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I carry a small pot of lightly perfumed grease about my person at all times for just such emergencies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I love a man that's prepared


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    PARTY PLANS!

    Since I'm all about keeping it easy, I'm having an outside birthday, marquee so the house won't get trashed . Having it at my dads cause its biggggggger and the neighbours aren't as nosey. I still need a dj tho, sniff sniff - fago honey, come help me out.
    Its saturday night and the rules are - all the girls MUST wear RED lipstick.

    Sooooooo excited.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Its saturday night and the rules are - all the girls MUST wear RED lipstick.

    Even on their labial lips? :confused:

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Especially there.



    Redredredredredred.

    Its weird. I detest red. Except for red lipstick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    am i getting paid for this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Especially there.



    Redredredredredred.

    Its weird. I detest red. Except for red lipstick.

    What do the guys have to do? Or is it strictly lezzies females only??? :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    a man can dream, a man.... can dream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    the boys can wear red lipstick too! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    the boys can wear red lipstick too! ;)

    Hopefully on my tongue ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Cool I'll come around 8?

    I'll bring the chips, but not the dips.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    eatin' is cheatin' b.

    Bring a crate haha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    I'm a tad bit pissed ha ha ha lol! Lets parteeeee! :D I'm so seriously f**cked!:p:o:eek::cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    doovdela wrote: »
    I'm a tad bit pissed ha ha ha lol! Lets parteeeee! :D I'm so seriously f**cked!:p:o:eek::cool:

    You are SO cool!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'm not. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    doovdela wrote: »
    I'm a tad bit pissed ha ha ha lol! Lets parteeeee! :D I'm so seriously f**cked!:p:o:eek::cool:

    Did I seriously say that last night...forgive me and the wine!
    Fago! wrote: »
    You are SO cool!

    Why thank you kind sir fago! :o


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