In the dog house

54kroc · 01-09-2011 07:27PM

Kick her in the face.
To be honest it's your own fault, a good kick in the face every now and then and this wouldn't have happened.

mattjack · 01-09-2011 07:27PM

cork45 wrote: »

Kick her in the face.
To be honest it's your own fault, a good kick in the face every now and then and this wouldn't have happened.

if I kicked her in the face...I,d be praying she stayed down...

Marty McFly · 01-09-2011 07:28PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

I seen a girl with that haircut on me way to the square the other day... i thought she had some surgery or something, i cant believe this is "fashionable"

Also hold your ground, this shít looks horrible you should keep telling her it looks crap and dont mind the muttering. that haircut was shít in the 80s and it is still shít now

Wo wo who the fcuk still goes to the square? Its all there the square my arse.

Sky King · 01-09-2011 07:28PM

anndub wrote: »

How can I sound more manly?

Preface any girly things you're about to say with:

"Well, as I used to say before the operation..."

anndub · 01-09-2011 07:28PM

mattjack wrote: »

:)no.no..dont..your fine...

Great. That's a relief. I was considering paying someone an excessive amount of money to shave my hair off.

Temptamperu · 01-09-2011 07:30PM

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

Wo wo who the fcuk still goes to the square? Its all there the square my arse.

Its the closest bookshop to me

Fukuyama · 01-09-2011 07:31PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Its the closest bookshop to me

Everyone knows Tallaght people can't read :rolleyes:

Gannicus · 01-09-2011 07:32PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Question for the OP:

Why the fcuk are you living with that ho?

She gets a stupid haircut, wastes 70 quid on rent day and asks is it ay-okay? Pfft...

She working or was that your cash wasted on a hipster hairdo?

Dump her and play your playstation to your hearts content. I'll give ya a shot of my gf every week or so to stop you from brimming over!

We both work. its not even the €70 its what she got for €70 is what I don't get.

if your missus is game ball for coming over here every second week and sorting me out I think you might be getting the €70 each month :P

Ben Moore · 01-09-2011 07:33PM

I had to google the hairstyle to get a better picture, it looks good on some celebrities. Then i saw this picture and realised I HAD seen it before.
http://www.geekosystem.com/gary-oldman-roles-pictures/

Ckck out the last picture.

Warning; do not refer to your partner as Zorg as it will probably only lengthen your argument.

irelandspurs · 01-09-2011 07:34PM

Did she get her fanny done the same?

Bullseye1 · 01-09-2011 07:35PM

Wasn't there a Fosters add for this very scenario?

Teyla Emmagan · 01-09-2011 07:35PM

Big Steve wrote: »

She got one of those stupid hairstyles where they shave one side of the head and fluff the rest of it and put it over the shaved side.

In fairness, it sounds like a desperate hairstyle.

Tell her you will find whoever did it to her and make them pay, that will cheer her up no end.

charlemont · 01-09-2011 07:37PM

Get a new woman.

Rocky_Dennis · 01-09-2011 07:37PM

You can't win, you tell them the truth and your in the dog house for a few days.

You tell them it's lovely and the bitch thinks she is a goddess and goes for a night on the tiles, wasting another 70euro.

mattjack · 01-09-2011 07:37PM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did she get her fanny done the same?

Laois reply..

Chuck Stone · 01-09-2011 07:37PM

mattjack wrote: »

Chuck...I like ya, as a boardsie...but your a sap

Well sap catches... um flies.... I mean, turns into amber - ha!

Sky King · 01-09-2011 07:38PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Its the closest bookshop to me

Who the fcuk still goes to bookshops?

looky loo · 01-09-2011 07:39PM

Sky King wrote: »

Who the fcuk still goes to bookshops?

Me.

mattjack · 01-09-2011 07:40PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Well sap catches... um flies.... I mean, turns into amber - ha!

yes,yes it does.

Jess16 · 01-09-2011 07:45PM

Big Steve wrote: »

She's only in the door and I'm in trouble. Another day in "paradise"

mattjack wrote: »

Roughly the same as myself today....I noticed the new haircut...just havent acknowledged it yet..picture ,no sound from about 2.30pm

Big Steve wrote: »

Wasn't really listening. Playing Playstation.

Big Steve wrote: »

I'd kill for silence right now. Much rather that than her walking around talking under her breadth and slamming sh!t.

Big Steve wrote: »

Don't argue.... take her... you can have her.

Dean0088 wrote: »

Why the fcuk are you living with that ho? Dump her and play your playstation to your hearts content. I'll give ya a shot of my gf every week or so to stop you from brimming over!

Ahhh domestic bliss. Precisely why I decided to become single

Temptamperu · 01-09-2011 07:45PM

Sky King wrote: »

Who the fcuk still goes to bookshops?

I dont have a credit card to buy online

dirtypanties · 01-09-2011 07:45PM

Is this hairstyle as a result of 'The girl with the dragon tattoo'?

In which case it will be extremely popular in a few months time-Hide the razors!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl_with_the_Dragon_Tattoo_(2011_film)

R P McMurphy · 01-09-2011 07:46PM

Tell her that it makes her look like a bit of a knacker .... and also a bit fat (maybe use tubby if you want to spare her feelings)

Sky King · 01-09-2011 07:47PM

The girl with the shit haircut (2011)

Gannicus · 01-09-2011 07:49PM

Jess16 wrote: »

Ahhh domestic bliss. Precisely why I decided to become single

Me too. Fancy a drink tomorrow night. ha ha ha

mikehunts · 01-09-2011 07:55PM

Big Steve wrote: »

She's only in the door and I'm in trouble. Another day in "paradise".

Anyway, I want to know was I being unreasonable.
She came in the door sh1ting on about what she heard in the hairdressers from her mate who does her hair. I was chilling in the sitting room playing some Just Cause 2 chilling after work. So she strolls in stands in front of the TV this conversation ensued:

Her: What you think?
Me: It's grand yeah.
Her: You didn't even look.

I look up and pause when I see it.

Her: Well, HONESTLY what do you think?
Me: What happened?
Her: What you mean what happened?
Me: Your hair, what happened?
Her: You f**kin assh0le. Cost me €70.
Me: €70. You serious. I've a razor there I could have shaved your head for free.

Well needless to say she lost it. She got one of those stupid hairstyles where they shave one side of the head and fluff the rest of it and put it over the shaved side. Bear in mind the rent is due today aswel.
Was I TOO honest or was I right to tell her the truth about what I thought.

Grabbing her by the hair with one hand when giving head would be a b1tch.

Sticjones · 01-09-2011 07:56PM

Tell her she looks like a stupid f**king clown, and burst out laughing at her haircut. That will ensure she won't bother you looking for opinions again.

mattjack · 01-09-2011 07:58PM

mikehunts wrote: »

Grabbing her by the hair with one hand when giving head would be a b1tch.

have you tried that ?

Cee-Jay-Cee · 01-09-2011 09:59PM

Never ever ever tell the truth, alway always lie to women, they cannot handle the truth no matter how important it might be to you to tell the truth.

No mater what it is they are wearing or thinking about wearing, it can be the most ridiculous outrageous outfit ever in the history of stupid clothing, you have to say you like it and that its fine. Life will be so much easier and you will be the best in the world for being a supportive and loving boyfriend/husband/partner.

You will learn.

Arnold Layne · 01-09-2011 10:05PM

CJC999 wrote: »

Never ever ever tell the truth, alway always lie to women, they cannot handle the truth no matter how important it might be to you to tell the truth.

No mater what it is they are wearing or thinking about wearing, it can be the most ridiculous outrageous outfit ever in the history of stupid clothing, you have to say you like it and that its fine. Life will be so much easier and you will be the best in the world for being a supportive and loving boyfriend/husband/partner.

You will learn.

I agree, say its lovely and then ride her from behind until her hair grows back and you can look her in the face. She might be a pig anyhow then just keep riding her from behind

In the dog house

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