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In the dog house

  • 01-09-2011 07:08PM
    #1
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    She's only in the door and I'm in trouble. Another day in "paradise".

    Anyway, I want to know was I being unreasonable.
    She came in the door sh1ting on about what she heard in the hairdressers from her mate who does her hair. I was chilling in the sitting room playing some Just Cause 2 chilling after work. So she strolls in stands in front of the TV this conversation ensued:

    Her: What you think?
    Me: It's grand yeah.
    Her: You didn't even look.

    I look up and pause when I see it.

    Her: Well, HONESTLY what do you think?
    Me: What happened?
    Her: What you mean what happened?
    Me: Your hair, what happened?
    Her: You f**kin assh0le. Cost me €70.
    Me: €70. You serious. I've a razor there I could have shaved your head for free.

    Well needless to say she lost it. She got one of those stupid hairstyles where they shave one side of the head and fluff the rest of it and put it over the shaved side. Bear in mind the rent is due today aswel.
    Was I TOO honest or was I right to tell her the truth about what I thought.


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Comments

  • #2
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,329 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1174


  • #3
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    That's a shit hairstyle dude and women need to be told.

    ESPECIALLY the ones that value 'honesty' in the relationship.


  • #4
    anndub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭anndub


    Back up a little. What did she hear in the hairdressers?


  • #5
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Big Steve wrote: »
    She's only in the door and I'm in trouble. Another day in "paradise".

    Anyway, I want to know was I being unreasonable.
    She came in the door sh1ting on about what she heard in the hairdressers from her mate who does her hair. I was chilling in the sitting room playing some Just Cause 2 chilling after work. So she strolls in stands in front of the TV this conversation ensued:

    Her: What you think?
    Me: It's grand yeah.
    Her: You didn't even look.

    I look up and pause when I see it.

    Her: Well, HONESTLY what do you think?
    Me: What happened?
    Her: What you mean what happened?
    Me: Your hair, what happened?
    Her: You f**kin assh0le. Cost me €70.
    Me: €70. You serious. I've a razor there I could have shaved your head for free.

    Well needless to say she lost it. She got one of those stupid hairstyles where they shave one side of the head and fluff the rest of it and put it over the shaved side. Bear in mind the rent is due today aswel.
    Was I TOO honest or was I right to tell her the truth about what I thought.

    Roughly the same as myself today....I noticed the new haircut...just havent acknowledged it yet..picture ,no sound from about 2.30pm...70 euro too..


  • #6
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    anndub wrote: »
    Back up a little. What did she hear in the hairdressers?

    Wasn't really listening. Playing Playstation.


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  • #7
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    mattjack wrote: »
    Roughly the same as myself today....I noticed the new haircut...just havent acknowledged it yet..picture ,no sound from about 2.30pm...70 euro too..


    I'd kill for silence right now. Much rather that than her walking around talking under her breadth and slamming sh!t.


  • #8
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    mattjack wrote: »
    Roughly the same as myself today....I noticed the new haircut...just havent acknowledged it yet..picture ,no sound from about 2.30pm...70 euro too..
    You sure you guys arent seeing the same girl?


  • #9
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Shave the side of your own head, then spend 70 quid on useless ****. Get her opinion.


  • #10
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Wasn't really listening. Playing Playstation.

    Ah see, that's where you went wrong. Get an xbox.


  • #11
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    You sure you guys arent seeing the same girl?


    If we are he can have her. come over and collect her stuff and her.


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  • #12
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    Big Steve wrote: »
    I'd kill for silence right now. Much rather that than her walking around talking under her breadth and slamming sh!t.

    ...and a good headset.


  • #13
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    You sure you guys arent seeing the same girl?

    this could be my way out...."hey you..who the fcuks Big Steve..?"...I,m just practising my shout for later..?


  • #14
    looky loo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    Steve...When you said what happened....that was your downfall.

    What happened makes it sound like a disaster has occurred.


  • #15
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    mattjack wrote: »
    this could be my way out...."hey you..who the fcuks Big Steve..?"...I,m just practising my shout for later..?

    Don't argue.... take her... you can have her.


  • #16
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    she.s on Face****e..I,l check her account later..


  • #17
    Tegan Strong Yearbook
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Tegan Strong Yearbook


    looky loo wrote: »
    Steve...When you said what happened....that was your downfall.

    What happened makes it sound like a disaster has occurred.

    it sounds like a disaster did occur


  • #18
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Tell her to grow it a bit longer and brush it over her face.

    I find that works well.


  • #19
    anndub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭anndub


    I'd almost say she didn't actually want you to be honest.

    Just throwing it out there.


  • #20
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I seen a girl with that haircut on me way to the square the other day... i thought she had some surgery or something, i cant believe this is "fashionable"

    Also hold your ground, this shít looks horrible you should keep telling her it looks crap and dont mind the muttering. that haircut was shít in the 80s and it is still shít now


  • #21
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    looky loo wrote: »
    Steve...When you said what happened....that was your downfall.

    What happened makes it sound like a disaster has occurred.

    female reply.


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  • #22
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    anndub wrote: »
    I'd almost say she didn't actually want you to be honest.

    Just throwing it out there.

    another female reply.


  • #23
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    You my friend, are royally fúcked for at least 24 hours.


  • #24
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    If a woman comes in with her hair done always say 'your hair is nice'.

    If something has changed and you can't quite put your finger on it say 'you're looking well/hawt/beautiful'

    If you're completely stumped and your missus is clucking around and you can't figure out why say 'I have a surprise for you tomorrow' that will buy you time to see if a birthday or aniversary has been missed.


  • #25
    Fukuyama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,023 ✭✭✭Fukuyama


    Question for the OP:

    Why the fcuk are you living with that ho?

    She gets a stupid haircut, wastes 70 quid on rent day and asks is it ay-okay? Pfft...

    She working or was that your cash wasted on a hipster hairdo?

    Dump her and play your playstation to your hearts content. I'll give ya a shot of my gf every week or so to stop you from brimming over!


  • #26
    dirtypanties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭dirtypanties


    I'm a female and I agree with the OP.

    70eur for that 'look'-Madness.

    You did nothing wrong-She on the other hand obviously likes burning money.


  • #27
    looky loo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    If a woman comes in with her hair done always say 'your hair is nice'.

    If something has changed and you can't quite put your finger on it say 'your looking well/hawt/beautiful'

    If you're completely stumped and your missus is clucking around and you can't figure out why say 'I have a surprise for you tomorrow' that will buy you time to see if a birthday or aniversary has been missed.

    Steve...meet Chuck....he enjoys a quiet life I imagine..:)


  • #28
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    If a woman comes in with her hair done always say 'your hair is nice'.

    If something has changed and you can't quite put your finger on it say 'your looking well/hawt/beautiful'

    If you're completely stumped and your missus is clucking around and you can't figure out why say 'I have a surprise for you tomorrow' that will buy you time to see if a birthday or aniversary has been missed.

    Chuck...I like ya, as a boardsie...but your a sap


  • #29
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Big Steve wrote: »
    Was I TOO honest or was I right to tell her the truth about what I thought.


    Dump the crazy bitch Steve.


  • #30
    anndub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 530 ✭✭✭anndub


    mattjack wrote: »
    another female reply.

    How can I sound more manly?


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  • #31
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    :)
    anndub wrote: »
    How can I sound more manly?

    :)no.no..dont..your fine...


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