That feckin' Marilyn Monroe quote

later12 · 01-09-2011 01:04PM

Tea_Bag wrote: »

meatloaf.

Meatloaf/ Rita Hayworth, I always get those two mixed up.

bronte · 01-09-2011 01:04PM

Saila wrote: »

dumb bint, I still would have knocked seven shades of cock into her though

How very kind of you to drop your standards.

later12 · 01-09-2011 01:24PM

bronte wrote: »

How very kind of you to drop your standards.

Some of us men do have 'em, Brunt.

Barrt2 · 01-09-2011 01:29PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

Been meaning to rant about this for ages.

I am SO sick of seeing that Marilyn Monroe quote (you know the one) on people's (well, women's) FB pages. It just makes me want to facepalm on behalf of my entire gender. There are some people who I'm not surprised have it on their page but others have disappointed me by putting it on theirs. I thought they were cooler than that.

Basically what that quote is saying is "Allow me to be a complete bitch or I will withold sex from you" or something.

EDIT: here is the quote

Pfft women all the same

Bitches, aint they(99.9%) all at some point during everyday?

however the other 0.1% women are fine

bigwormbundoran · 01-09-2011 01:32PM

She was a junky bitch who rode round her, great example for all women to follow as far as im concerned

ejmaztec · 01-09-2011 01:35PM

Saila wrote: »

dumb bint, I still would have knocked seven shades of cock into her though

I’d still go for it if I were you.

sunflower27 · 01-09-2011 01:41PM

Saila wrote: »

dumb bint, I still would have knocked seven shades of cock into her though

Lame. :rolleyes:

Jesus Wept · 01-09-2011 01:43PM

Re-post it in 0-20 years when they are a middle aged spinster due to thinking they should embrace their personality weaknesses rather than work to improve on them.

Mr_Hat · 01-09-2011 01:50PM

Is it a real quote or is it something that someone made up posted on the intertubes and attributed it to her. I have ONLY EVER seen these quote on Facebook pages. Anyone that has its is generally a opiniated ****tard/bitch with a overinflated ego and feeling of self worth or a hairdresser.

Feeona · 01-09-2011 02:02PM

Raiser wrote: »

I agree - how many Women would find it cutesy and charming if a Guy had 2nd paragraph below as his Sig?

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

I'm self-centered, moody and bad-tempered, am always fcuking things up but not bothered to address this and am not interested in trying to get on with Girls. But if you're not ar$ed dealing with my shít attitude then you don't deserve me when I occasionally am not a Fcukhead.

Everyone seems to hate the first quote, so I doubt anyone would like the second one either.

I couldn't give two hoots if somebody had the Marilyn Monroe quote (never heard of it until this thread by the way, so now it's spread to even more quarters!) up in their status. Whatever floats their boat. Out of interest, why are those who give out about facebook statuses friends with those people in the first place? Surely it's a bad reflection on you that you're friends with someone who irritates the hell out of you?

fontanalis · 01-09-2011 02:05PM

She was liek a candle in the wind, unreliable.

fontanalis · 01-09-2011 02:06PM

Mr_Hat wrote: »

Is it a real quote or is it something that someone made up posted on the intertubes and attributed it to her. I have ONLY EVER seen these quote on Facebook pages. Anyone that has its is generally a opiniated ****tard/bitch with a overinflated ego and feeling of self worth or a hairdresser.

Like you it's hard to know when it comes to the internets age. I read a good quote by Abraham Lincoln which sums it up well: don't believe everything you read on trhe internet

WinstonOno · 01-09-2011 02:07PM

its usually the girls that let fellas treat them like dirt that have it up on their facebook

FetchTheGin · 01-09-2011 02:10PM

Feeona wrote: »

Everyone seems to hate the first quote, so I doubt anyone would like the second one either.

I couldn't give two hoots if somebody had the Marilyn Monroe quote (never heard of it until this thread by the way, so now it's spread to even more quarters!) up in their status. Whatever floats their boat. Out of interest, why are those who give out about facebook statuses friends with those people in the first place? Surely it's a bad reflection on you that you're friends with someone who irritates the hell out of you?

I would bet my life savings that you probably had that quote up numerous times.

Feeona · 01-09-2011 02:10PM

FetchTheGin wrote: »

I would bet my life savings that you probably had that quote up numerous times.

Could do with the cash. Thanks mate!

Ste_D · 01-09-2011 02:11PM

WinstonOno wrote: »

its usually the girls that let fellas treat them like dirt that have it up on their facebook

Thanks! Good to know

The King of Moo · 01-09-2011 02:14PM

Ooh, I hate that quote. I'm not usually a big fan of putting quotes on facebook anyway. Say something yourself!

Most of the women I've seen do it are annoying and obviously very insecure (they wouldn't generally be the best-looking gals), and are trying to turn the faults they've identified in themselves (moody, psychotic, thick) into plusses. And also to place the blame for being single (which they see as a fate worse than death) onto the men who apparently aren't good enough to deserve to put up with them, rather than blame themselves for being annoying twits.

I think I'll put up my own on facebook, as someone already did here. Just to show them how stupid they're being, and not because this has anything to do with my own life or opinions. Ahem..

Yeah, I piss in the shower, play computer games instead of listening to you tell me about your feelings, don't do any housework and quietly masturbate while thinking of your best friend after you've fallen asleep, but if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best (ie. waiting till you're not around to masturbate).

But seriously, it's so divisive and confrontational, and seems to be quoted by the small (hopefully) number of women who have a completely one-sided view of relationships and think that the women should have complete control and liberty to be as demanding and crazy as they want, as their male partners are too stupid to do otherwise, owing to the fact that they've developed their entire conception of feminist theory from Boots ads.

They give most normal women a bad name. Can't we all just get along?

Leelaa22 · 01-09-2011 02:15PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

Been meaning to rant about this for ages.

I am SO sick of seeing that Marilyn Monroe quote (you know the one) on people's (well, women's) FB pages. It just makes me want to facepalm on behalf of my entire gender. There are some people who I'm not surprised have it on their page but others have disappointed me by putting it on theirs. I thought they were cooler than that.

Basically what that quote is saying is "Allow me to be a complete bitch or I will withold sex from you" or something.

EDIT: here is the quote

Oh this is weird I only heard of that quote a few days ago(yes from a female friend) but now I see it everywhere? Whats the deal? If its a real quote it should have been around for years but the past 4 days its been EVERYWHERE!!! And it is it's an excuse for acting like a bitch! Last time I checked people dont like bitches.

Wattle · 01-09-2011 02:17PM

Anybody remember a nursery rhyme that went something like 'Girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice' while boys are made of 'snakes and snails and puppy dogtails'

What deranged feminist bint came up with that? Disgraceful.

Wibbs · 01-09-2011 02:18PM

As I said only the other day on another forum hereabouts, any woman who uses that Monroe quote is usually* to be avoided like the very plague. Nearly* always a drama queen who uses this as an explanation/excuse.

Basic translation being, "I'm a high octane nutjob who refuses to take responsibility for my emotional state, but hey you have to take that so you get to have me at my "best" when I'm being somewhat normal. Oh I have breasts you know, so that makes it OK". Monroe being a classic example of the breed. Christ she really came across as a major headwreck. I'll take normal thanks luv. There's enough of them out there.

The older version of that were the ladies who liked that "I'm a bitch" song. Remember that one? No, you're not a bitch, you're an emotionally unstable neurotic idiot.

Anyone woman or man that revels in, nay celebrates their neurosis's should be avoided like the fcuking plague.

*I'll add usually and Nearly for fairness an all.

Wibbs · 01-09-2011 02:24PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

But seriously, it's so divisive and confrontational, and seems to be quoted by the small (hopefully) number of women who have a completely one-sided view of relationships and think that the women should have complete control and liberty to be as demanding and crazy as they want, as their male partners are too stupid to do otherwise,

Or their male partners think that pussy is rare so will put up with that stuff. Word to the wise lads, half the worlds population are in possession of one. It's not rare and believe it or not being able to find a better woman isn't rare either. I don't care how gorgeous you think she is now, loopjobs will wear you down and there will come a time when you will get tired of looking at her(and other verbs). Just pray that time arrives before you have kids and/or marry her. I've seen that happen *shudder*

Some of the ladies can fall into this trap from the other side. So afraid to be single :eek: they'll put up with all sorts of amadans to stay attached. Blokes aint rare. And no contrary to popular good blokes aint rare either.

LighterGuy · 01-09-2011 02:29PM

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Got to love people quoting it. Also have to mention that Monroe was a hot and sexy sought after woman ... not some fat slapper from the flats with six kids from seven different daddies.

Eve_Dublin · 01-09-2011 02:29PM

One or two of my Facebook pals have that as their quote and they fit that (Wibbs' description above) description exactly.

I've only two quotes on my Facebook:

Nursie: Ointment. That's what you need when your head's been cut off. That's what I gave your sister Mary when they done her. 'There, there,' I said. 'You'll soon grow an new one.'

- Blackadder- Head

"It is better to be truthful and good....than to not"- Freddy Benson (Steve Martin)- Dirty Rotten Scroundrels.

Sums me up perfectly.

Leelaa22 · 01-09-2011 02:42PM

The girls I know who use this are pretty but very VERY insecure.

cosmicfart · 01-09-2011 02:45PM

Leelaa22 wrote: »

The girls I know who use this are pretty but very VERY insecure.

u might even say they are pretty insecure? when u say 'this' ur talkin about Facebook right ?

Leelaa22 · 01-09-2011 02:47PM

cosmicfart wrote: »

u might even say they are pretty insecure? when u say 'this' ur talkin about Facebook right ?

Are you following me?

01-09-2011 03:02PM

Leelaa22 wrote: »

The girls I know who use this are pretty but very VERY insecure.

It's been so often that the prettier the girl, the more insecure they feel. Just in my personal experiences.

krudler · 01-09-2011 03:14PM

Wibbs wrote: »

As I said only the other day on another forum hereabouts, any woman who uses that Monroe quote is usually* to be avoided like the very plague. Nearly* always a drama queen who uses this as an explanation/excuse.

Basic translation being, "I'm a high octane nutjob who refuses to take responsibility for my emotional state, but hey you have to take that so you get to have me at my "best" when I'm being somewhat normal. Oh I have breasts you know, so that makes it OK". Monroe being a classic example of the breed. Christ she really came across as a major headwreck. I'll take normal thanks luv. There's enough of them out there.

The older version of that were the ladies who liked that "I'm a bitch" song. Remember that one? No, you're not a bitch, you're an emotionally unstable neurotic idiot.

Anyone woman or man that revels in, nay celebrates their neurosis's should be avoided like the fcuking plague.

*I'll add usually and Nearly for fairness an all.

you can add girls that proclaim "I'm mad I am, life and soul of the party" as something they tell you as a plus on a date, usually means "I drink a biblical amount every time I go out and wind up crying in a heap with puke covered hair"

wild_cat · 01-09-2011 03:20PM

I don't think that most of the girls that have that up realise that she suffered from emotional unstablity or borderline personality disorder....

"Oh I love her so much I want to be emotionally unstable to".

Good luck with the self harm and messy relationship side of things girls.

Snowie · 01-09-2011 04:05PM

ive given up going on face book im sick of reading dump updates.

That feckin' Marilyn Monroe quote

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