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Food Poisoning and Exam

  • 01-09-2011 12:14PM
    #1
    Charlie Sheen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭


    I have food poisoning and an exam tomorrow.

    What do?


Comments

  • #2
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    die, it s the only way to avoid doing it


  • #3
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Dont play tennis or bang seven gram rocks.


  • #4
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    doctors note.


  • #5
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    tiger balm


  • #6
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    So you're only getting the food poisoning tomorrow....maybe don't eat today and avoid it???

    :P


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  • #7
    Charlie Sheen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18 ✭Charlie Sheen


    FatherLen wrote: »
    doctors note.

    I'd like to do the exam, just wondering what I could do that might lessen the symptoms by tomorrow.


  • #8
    Doctor_Socks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 337 ✭✭Doctor_Socks


    Sh*t yourself in the exam, i've checked every possible scenario in my head and this is the only one that I reckon you should do


  • #9
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Charlie Sheen wrote: »
    I'd like to do the exam, just wondering what I could do that might lessen the symptoms by tomorrow.
    butt plug.


  • #10
    Das Kitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,231 ✭✭✭✭Das Kitty


    Ring up and see if you can do it in sick bay.


  • #11
    o1s1n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,931 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Is it a rectal exam? If so you might want to give it a miss.


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  • #12
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Posting in After Hours would be my first post of call of course...


  • #13
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    is this for an episode of the inbetweeners re-write


  • #14
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Ah sure you'll be grand.


  • #15
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
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    I'm sceptical about "food poisoning" in a lot of instances

    Under the normal run of things it's fairly rare to hear of someone getting food poisoning, yet during exam time, or during high pressure sporting events, it seems to be a frequent occurence.

    I am of the opinion that very often it's not food poisoning but fear and anxiety, and this can turn the bowels to water.

    But I'm sure you're genuine OP. Have a stay in bed and look at porn day and you'll be right as rain :)


  • #16
    McBauer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 124 ✭✭McBauer


    Charlie Sheen wrote: »
    I have food poisoning and an exam tomorrow.

    What do?

    Stop being sick and start WINNING


  • #17
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Charlie Sheen wrote: »
    I'd like to do the exam, just wondering what I could do that might lessen the symptoms by tomorrow.

    Had a dose of food poisoning in Mexico a few years ago, immodium stopped some of it....I also took a lot of liquids, tiny amount of salt mixed in.


  • #18
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Had a dose of food poisoning in Mexico a few years ago, immodium stopped some of it....I also took a lot of liquids, tiny amount of salt mixed in.

    Before I went to Africa I was told by the doctor to try bananas and rice before trying the medicine, aparently they are pretty effective.


  • #19
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    You'll be fine by tomorrow.
    Man up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMUsvQwau0


  • #20
    Miss Olenska
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    Charlie Sheen wrote: »
    I have food poisoning and an exam tomorrow.

    What do?

    Write the answers with vomit. Or shíte.


  • #21
    IT-Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭IT-Guy


    Charlie Sheen wrote: »
    I have food poisoning and an exam tomorrow.

    What do?

    S**t your brains out ;)


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  • #22
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,819 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    You'll be grand. Sure aren't most exams a process of regurgitation?


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I never get how people know when they have food poisoning? Unless you went to the doctor and he examined the contents of your stomach...

    I assume by food poisoning you mean diarrhoea and vomiting? In that case eat lots of carbs, comfort food, drink flat lucozade or sprite or 7up, and just concentrate on getting your head in the game for tomorrow.


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