That feckin' Marilyn Monroe quote

Miss Olenska · 01-09-2011 12:18PM #1

Been meaning to rant about this for ages.

I am SO sick of seeing that Marilyn Monroe quote (you know the one) on people's (well, women's) FB pages. It just makes me want to facepalm on behalf of my entire gender. There are some people who I'm not surprised have it on their page but others have disappointed me by putting it on theirs. I thought they were cooler than that.

Basically what that quote is saying is "Allow me to be a complete bitch or I will withold sex from you" or something.

EDIT: here is the quote

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

py2006 · 01-09-2011 12:20PM

?

FatherLen · 01-09-2011 12:20PM

whats the deal? did she do porn or what?

smash · 01-09-2011 12:23PM

wtf are you talking about?

Saila · 01-09-2011 12:23PM

dumb bint, I still would have knocked seven shades of cock into her though

mikemac · 01-09-2011 12:24PM

You've seen the quote multiple times but you won't even tell us what it is?

Give us the quote, not the summary

Lady Chuckles · 01-09-2011 12:24PM

Have to confess I have no clue what you mean either...

qz · 01-09-2011 12:26PM

Marilyn Monroe in True Grit wrote:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

It's obviously this one, I don't see what all the fuss is about OP.

Azureus · 01-09-2011 12:27PM

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

These are the two Monroe quotes I see all over the shop-dunno if you're referring to either...but yeah,a lot of girls I know have them on their facebooks. But sure why not? I've a quote from Almost Famous on mine-each to their own!

Flash86 · 01-09-2011 12:27PM

I hate that thing too.

Miss Olenska · 01-09-2011 12:29PM

Er,

this one:

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

Sigh, thread fail.

:)

smash · 01-09-2011 12:29PM

They're fkn dumb quotes!

Jimmy Iovine · 01-09-2011 12:30PM

Yea that quote is fairly annoying.

TheZohanS · 01-09-2011 12:31PM

Have to agree with the OP, you normally see it on fb pages of people who have been recently dumped.

c_man · 01-09-2011 12:32PM

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

"Bitches aint **** but hoes and tricks"
Snoop

stupidusername · 01-09-2011 12:33PM

dont agree with quoting anyone tbh. but then i don't idolise anybody either.

Lady Chuckles · 01-09-2011 12:34PM

Don't see anything wrong with that quote... Sometimes it's nice to remind yourself that you don't always have to be perfect and that you deserve to be loved anyway. I heard that quote for the first time yesterday and it helped me feel a little bit better about myself

*runs to post it on Facebook*

Dennis the Stone · 01-09-2011 12:35PM

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. I need to address these issues, as this immature behaviour is likely to impact negatively on those closest to me.

FetchTheGin · 01-09-2011 12:36PM

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. I need to address these issues, as this immature behaviour is likely to impact negatively on those closest to me, however I am still going to be who I am and use this ****ty quote as an excuse.

Finished your post.

Executive Steve · 01-09-2011 12:36PM

Yeah, always get a mild chuckle at the sheer amount of hairdressers in their 30's living alone with a cat or two who reckon they can compare themselves to Marilyn Monroe...

Miss Olenska · 01-09-2011 12:36PM

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. I need to address these issues, as this immature behaviour is likely to impact negatively on those closest to me.

Is more like it!

Tabnabs · 01-09-2011 12:39PM

I can't stand it either OP, it's so overdone these days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8w2GcCUjBM

Nodin · 01-09-2011 12:44PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

.............
Basically what that quote is saying is "Allow me to be a complete bitch or I will withold sex from you" or something.

...........

Along as same agreement is limited to a 24 hour period after which only polite nods will be exchanged over a safe distance, I could live with it.

Raiser · 01-09-2011 12:46PM

I agree - how many Women would find it cutesy and charming if a Guy had 2nd paragraph below as his Sig?

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

I'm self-centered, moody and bad-tempered, am always fcuking things up but not bothered to address this and am not interested in trying to get on with Girls. But if you're not ar$ed dealing with my shít attitude then you don't deserve me when I occasionally am not a Fcukhead.

Wertz · 01-09-2011 12:47PM

Executive Steve wrote: »

Yeah, always get a mild chuckle at the sheer amount of hairdressers in their 30's living alone with a cat or two who reckon they can compare themselves to Marilyn Monroe...

They'd be far better off standing on some street corner with a skirt blowing around their ears...then we'll see how they really compare...

later12 · 01-09-2011 12:50PM

Oh yeah, that one's pretty bad, the other one it sometimes accompanies is "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere".

Where, like the docks?I think it's a song title but is often attributed to Rita Hayworth or someone like that.

Aren't women FUNNY!

--Kaiser-- · 01-09-2011 12:51PM

Honestly, I'd say a lot of guys would put up with some amount of sh1te from someone who looked like Marilyn Monroe....for a while at least

Miss Olenska · 01-09-2011 12:52PM

To the people continuing to thank the second post, I've included the quote in the OP now.

Unless of course you just think my OP is shíte, in which case carry on!

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

Honestly, I'd say a lot of guys would put up with some amount of sh1te from someone who looked like Marilyn Monroe....for a while at least

Oh yeah, course. Get a few rides out of it, make up sex type dealie.

Thing is, most people don't look like Marilyn Monroe...

TheZohanS · 01-09-2011 12:52PM

later10 wrote: »

"good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere".

Larry Murphy Likes this

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later12 · 01-09-2011 12:56PM

Miss Olenska wrote: »

To the people continuing to thank the second post, I've included the quote in the OP now.

Don't fret about it, it's the natural order of things that the second and subsequent posts will be thanked more than your OP. It's like the way Christmas comes after Easter, or my birthday comes after Summer.

Don't worry. One day you'll understand.

/Swishes cape

Tea_Bag · 01-09-2011 01:00PM

later10 wrote: »

Oh yeah, that one's pretty bad, the other one it sometimes accompanies is "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere".

Where, like the docks?I think it's a song title but is often attributed to Rita Hayworth or someone like that.

Aren't women FUNNY!

meatloaf.

That feckin' Marilyn Monroe quote

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