Things You Can't Do That Seemingly Everybody Else Can.

Degag · 25-08-2011 02:41AM #1

Inspired from the I can't change a plug thread.

I can't change a plug, i wouldn't even know what wires to cut.
I'm pretty useless at all things DIY
I can't whistle
I can't click my fingers
I can change a tyre but wouldn't be too confident doing it

So AH, what can't you do?

Dennis the Stone · 25-08-2011 02:44AM

Better myself.

later12 · 25-08-2011 02:45AM

Burp. I don't think I have ever deliberately burped in my life.

LighterGuy · 25-08-2011 02:46AM

- I cant whistle too.
- Although I can tie my shoe laces people say I have a funny way of doing so. Dare I be honest, people have often said "you dont know how to tie your own shoe laces, do you?" :pac: Dont care. My way works fine :pac:

Its kinda funny cause at the same time I can do things other people cant. Esecially when it comes to DIY.

PseudoFamous · 25-08-2011 02:48AM

Talk quietly.

HazDanz · 25-08-2011 02:50AM

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Talk quietly.

I'll second that, I am desperate at whispering.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 25-08-2011 02:56AM

Im another person who can't whistle. I had an embarrassing experience because of it at a dog obedience class. The instructor kept telling me to whistle to get the dog's attention, so after a few pathetic attempts I had to shamefully admit in front of everyone that I wasn't able to.

DjFlin · 25-08-2011 03:04AM

I cant understand why Jack Black keeps getting work. I just cant.

I also cant study. Not at all. I can sit down and do practice tests or something, but if you give me notes and tell me to read them, I just cant. At best I'll read all the words, but take nothing in.

Shotgun_TEXAS · 25-08-2011 03:04AM

Change a tyre you say?? ' valve tool, sledge hammer, lump of angle iron and two tyre levers' spare wheel is a different matter

Samich · 25-08-2011 03:04AM

Pull a buurd :pac:

Sinfonia · 25-08-2011 03:05AM

Degag wrote: »

I can't change a plug, i wouldn't even know what wires to cut.

The blue one! NO NO THE GREEN ONE!!!

Samich · 25-08-2011 03:06AM

Sinfonia wrote: »

The blue one! NO NO THE GREEN ONE!!!

If the red is blocking the pink, pot the brown.

That's not even relevant, don't know why I said that :P

Saila · 25-08-2011 03:07AM

not much, yes Im that awesomme :cool:
oh sit on a beach for hours on end doing nothing 'relaxing' holidays are not for me!

Sinfonia · 25-08-2011 03:08AM

Shotgun_TEXAS wrote: »

Change a tyre you say?? ' valve tool, sledge hammer, lump of angle iron and two tyre levers' spare wheel is a different matter

Y'know, changing a tire is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman:
First, you crank 'er up, then you take off the rubber and screw your nuts off!
(I honestly just came up with that right now, I'm so impressed with myself! :P )

Samich wrote: »

Pull a buurd :pac:

Y'know, pulling a buurd is a lot like making love to a beautif....... nvm

DjFlin · 25-08-2011 03:08AM

Samich wrote: »

If the red is blocking the pink, pot the brown.

That's not even relevant, don't know why I said that :P

I see what you did there. :eek: :pac:

Saila wrote: »

not much, yes Im that awesomme :cool:
oh sit on a beach for hours on end doing nothing 'relaxing' holidays are not for me!

Here's one for ya. Spell Awesome :P I kid

Sinfonia · 25-08-2011 03:09AM

Samich wrote: »

If the red is blocking the pink, pot the brown.

That's not even relevant, don't know why I said that :P

Ew :P

yawha · 25-08-2011 03:09AM

My ma.

PseudoFamous · 25-08-2011 03:10AM

Sinfonia wrote: »

Ew :P

We're talking about snooker, what sort of a sick mind do you have?

Sinfonia · 25-08-2011 03:12AM

PseudoFamous wrote: »

We're talking about snooker, what sort of a sick mind do you have?

Well, I was going to make a "playing snooker is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman" joke, but then the images of shit and blood kinda put me off. Sleep tight everyone! :pac:

Saila · 25-08-2011 03:14AM

yawha wrote: »

My ma.

thank you, you can join the 'I know how to use a meme propperly' club
Im a member too, welcome

Adyx · 25-08-2011 03:15AM

LighterGuy wrote: »

- I cant whistle too.
- Although I can tie my shoe laces people say I have a funny way of doing so. Dare I be honest, people have often said "you dont know how to tie your own shoe laces, do you?" :pac: Dont care. My way works fine :pac:

Its kinda funny cause at the same time I can do things other people cant. Esecially when it comes to DIY.

I also can't whistle and I also have my own weird unique lace-tying technique. I can't do that live long and prosper hand sign either.

PseudoFamous · 25-08-2011 03:15AM

Saila wrote: »

thank you, you can join the 'I know how to use a meme propperly' club
Im a member too, welcome

Cool Story Bro. >.>

Dunny · 25-08-2011 03:45AM

Lick my elbow.

moonflower · 25-08-2011 04:57AM

Can't whistle or click my fingers.

Mapck · 25-08-2011 05:01AM

I can't quote correctly or as H.G. Wells said
"Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative"

mackg · 25-08-2011 08:20AM

Can't open bottles with a lighter, can do it with the edge of a table and occasionally get it with the lighter but not anywhere near consistently.

That thing where you flick underneath your mouth and it makes a noise like a tap dripping.

Dancor · 25-08-2011 08:25AM

Can't swim. Everyone I know is able to.

Plazaman · 25-08-2011 08:26AM

Those stupid Magic Eye 3D pictures. Whilst everyone oohs and ahhs at the dolphins or whatever, I'm stuck crosseyed looking at a badly painted picture.