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Size does not matter? Girls please answer.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭newport2


    Il be honest im only 19 and ive seen and had a fair share of members, and bigger is defo better, but you have to know how to use it too so take note boys!


    And after all those members you still went for Joan Burton?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭loveisdivine


    I really dont think it matters.

    Ive been with a guy that had a larger than average one and it wasnt anything special. In all honesty, I didnt get much pleasure from it.

    Ive also been with a guy that had a slightly smaller one and I actually enjoyed it more. The experiences were much more pleasurable for me.

    I think what somelese said was right, guys with big ones tend to think its all they need whereas guys with smaller ones put more into their other moves :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭newport2


    As Joan burton says, I think a lot of it is the motion of the ocean but if the oar you're sticking in is too small you can gonna generate much motion

    Exactly. It's not the lead in your pencil, it's the way you sign your name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    madmammy wrote: »
    we don't all verbally attack our partners body parts if having an argument

    I'm not talking about your partner, why would you say it to your partner? I'm talking about stuff like this gesture, everyone knows what it means.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,066 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I would imagine there's little or no difference between most blokes schlongs. I would say hardness would be a more important factor than size. But then again I'm just guessing there.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭newport2


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    I would imagine there's little or no difference between most blokes schlongs. I would say hardness would be a more important factor than size. But then again I'm just guessing there.

    I've never had a problem in this department, but tbh, I really have very little idea what average is. I've never seen another guys penis erect (nor do I want to!). What are all the other men here using as their benchmark?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    newport2 wrote: »
    I've never had a problem in this department, but tbh, I really have very little idea what average is. I've never seen another guys penis erect (nor do I want to!). What are all the other men here using as their benchmark?
    John Holmes or Jonah Falcon?

    :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    smash wrote: »
    It's funny how most girls say that size doesn't matter, but will usually attack a man's penis size in an argument, and will always talk to their friends about it.

    I'm not talking about your partner, why would you say it to your partner? I'm talking about stuff like this gesture, everyone knows what it means

    i'm just going by the above quote, just used "your partner" as a reference


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭newport2


    smash wrote: »
    John Holmes or Jonah Falcon?

    :D:D


    Had to google his name there, never heard of him! If everyones using porn for benchmarking, then I might be in trouble :eek::eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    newport2 wrote: »
    I've never had a problem in this department, but tbh, I really have very little idea what average is. I've never seen another guys penis erect (nor do I want to!). What are all the other men here using as their benchmark?
    You have never watched porn? Sickner on you, you are missing out my friend :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    newport2 wrote: »
    I've never had a problem in this department, but tbh, I really have very little idea what average is. I've never seen another guys penis erect (nor do I want to!). What are all the other men here using as their benchmark?

    You've never watched porn before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭thirtythirty


    Abi wrote: »
    If memory serves, the average woman only has an average of between 3-4 inches of depth inside her.

    :eek: How many girls did you stick a measuring tape inside?!


    Anyway, you're all forgetting another key metric - the girl's ass size. That can be the difference between getting just the tip or the whole 9 yards in when spooning!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭Reamer Fanny


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Reminds me of the time I went to a bookshop to ask for a book i ordered.

    "I'm looking for a book for men with small penises" I told the girl at the tills
    "Its not in yet" She said
    "Yep, that's the one" I replied

    Roflmfao


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    sex is easy,just aim up more than in and a little flick of the clitty witty opens the floodgates


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Monife


    Size definitely matters, but not in a way most men think. It doesn't need to be huge but then again, too small is not great either. A nice average size, average to a bit thick girth and to know what to do with it is the best possible scenario.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    Us poor guys!! all the pressure is on us when it comes to sex!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    py2006 wrote: »
    Us poor guys!! all the pressure is on us when it comes to sex!!

    "i've had my fun,and that's all that matters" comes to mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭Bartyman


    "Long and thin goes too far in
    Short and thick does the trick" :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    I'd be a bit afraid of a giant one tbh. Average is grand.

    As madmammy and Abi are saying. It doesn't really matter if you can make up for it in other ways. If you are a ****e all rounder then it could become an issue.

    Not all sex is about being thrown around the bed on the end of a ESB pole-esq throbbing member.

    Plus the vagina is only 6 inches long. It can be much wider but it doesn't get any longer than that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    as long as it's not ridiculously small [or ridiculously oversized] then the difference will be fairly negligible anyway...Also most people will be around average (that's why it's average!) and most girls won't be able to tell the difference anyway.
    completely agree with above. You men worry far too much about this :confused: for most women, the size isn't the deciding factor in whether to sleep with someone or not, or in whether it was good or not - and most of us don't carry rulers and measuring tapes around with us for these occasions :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    It matters from both sides, not just one.

    If you can find an partner you're physically and emotionally compatible then its the best feeling in the world and the sex will be mind blowing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    :eek: How many girls did you stick a measuring tape inside?!


    Ann Summers have a vibrator that has a measure on it. It was on sale >.>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    "i've had my fun,and that's all that matters" comes to mind

    I was referring to the physical act more so than the morals lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    py2006, if (physically) the pressure is only on you - I think you should find some new 'buddies'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭newport2


    You have never watched porn? Sickner on you, you are missing out my friend :D
    Funglepunk wrote:
    You've never watched porn before?


    Ye, ye. I play a lot of golf too, but I don't use Ernie Els as a benchmark for my swing. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    newport2 wrote: »
    Ye, ye. I play a lot of golf too, but I don't use Ernie Els as a benchmark for my swing. :)

    Tiger?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    py2006, if (physically) the pressure is only on you - I think you should find some new 'buddies'.

    You again lol

    I was referring to the 'penis size' comments and the 'how you use it' comments!

    If you don't have big one you must be talented with your average sized one!! lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    This whole thread and its argument is redundant. Size does not matter its how u make ur mans cock feel that matters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    You again lol
    I know, we always seem to be in the same threads!


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  • Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Great sex is like a great pop song and great relationships are never held together by it.


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