Ever thought 'Oh no, this is it, I'm dead' and really thought you were going to die?

--LOS-- · 21-08-2011 06:01PM

a very bad panic attack when I was just sitting at home watching tv, was having really bad heart palpitations and vertigo, rang someone when I got concerned, got worse when I was on the phone to them, palpitations started to get so extreme I thought my heart was gona give up, I was blacking out, had to get the person on the phone to ring my parents in the kitchen, somehow I just didn't even feel like I could ring up to the kitchen myself and no way could I move. Parents had to bring me into A & E then which is really not a place to be when you're that stressed.

danslevent · 21-08-2011 06:11PM

When I was 17 I went to Oxegen. The first night there I got absolutely hammered. There was a Dj playing an outdoors gig and being drunk, I thought a mosh pit was a great idea. I'm only 5,4 and somehow ended up being pushed around with all these giant men. I fell on the ground and I remember the feeling of just being trampled. My glasses got thrown off my face and I remember desperately screaming as I tried to push people off me. Thank heavens some chap realised that there was a small girl being crushed and tore them off me.

For about two hours afterwards I was shaking and yes, there were tears! I even get the creeps thinking about it now. I went to the first aid tent and I had to get a sling and ice pack because my elbow was deeply bruised.

I will never, EVER go near a mosh pit again. Horrible things

MitchKoobski · 21-08-2011 06:14PM

When I was 15 and my mam called me into the room. She had found the porn.

hondasam · 21-08-2011 07:06PM

I was 13 and learning how to swim, the bitch that was teaching us made me go to the deep end of the pool and swim across,
I knew I couldn't do it but she made me. I panicked in the middle and sank to the bottom, she had to jump in fully clothed to get me out.
I still cannot swim in the deep end of the pool without panicking. yes I know I am a baby.:o

dj jarvis · 21-08-2011 07:27PM

i was driving my motorbike up donnybrook road towards the city , doing about 40 mph , ( the limit at the time ) and my front breaks seized up, locked the front up and spat me off across the road into the on coming traffic , as i slid towards the brennans bread truck coming the other direction , i had enough time to look up at the screeching trucks drive who looked horrified :eek:

i slid under the truck and ended up looking at the front axel , i had slid between the wheels , the driver got out and was whimpering like a little girl , poor ****er thought i was toast , he would not look under his truck so i shouted at him to grab my boots and pull me the **** from under his truck

funny thing was it felt like i had ages to take in the situation as i sild towards the truck but i was only a matter of seconds !!!

i will never forget his face

also another close call recently was having 3 heart attacks :eek:
now that scared the **** out of me no end - remember kids dont smoke !!

KeithAFC · 21-08-2011 07:33PM

When my town was bombed by the PIRA.

Karona · 21-08-2011 07:38PM

I was after being at the beach on a fine sunny day with some friends, got dropped back into town to collect a few bits and pieces when I realised something was wrong. I started feeling really dizzy and knew I had to get home ASAP. Got the town bus home that luckily dropped me right outside my house, managed to make it inside and lie down. There was no one else in my house as my mam and dad were at a wedding, so I rang my sister to tell her to come over as there was something wrong with me.

My sister gets to my front door and meets my brother there, they both come running into my room and decide s**t better ring someone. I had started to swell up and had loads of little red bumps all over me, I was getting sick and was blacking out. I thought well this is it. I'm gone.

My brother had to get me into his jeep and bring me to the hospital thinking I had meningitus or something. Turns out I had a severe allergic reaction to those little insects that are in the sand at the beach.

Chuck Stone · 21-08-2011 07:41PM

KeithAFC wrote: »

When my town was bombed by the PIRA.

Troll spotted.

KeithAFC · 21-08-2011 07:45PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Troll spotted.

No. It is true. 1998.

jive · 21-08-2011 07:47PM

Was walking home one night when I was hit by a car and knocked unconscious. Was ~ 4 am and nobody found me. Couldn't walk because I had a bone sticking out of my right leg and couldn't hop because it was icey. Tried to phone for an ambulance but I couldn't for the life of me find my sim card (phone came out of my pocket and it was one of those phones which just obliterates upon impact with the floor with the battery and sim flying all over the shop) so the best bet was to get home as fast as possible. The back of my head was bleeding quite a bit and as I crawled my way home (about a 4 minute walk, 35 minute crawl) using just my hands it kept running into my eyes so I could see fúck all as well. Went home, rang ambulance, ambulance came. Got ~25 stitches in the back of my head and surgery on my leg and also my ankle. Bitches love scars.

Didn't really think I was going to die though was just pissed off at all the hassle it'd cause with regards to heading into the hospital instead of heading to bed

chucken1 · 21-08-2011 07:53PM

When my ex husband put a shotgun to my head and pulled the trigger. The yoke jammed. I was outta there like the shot he didnt get off. That was over 20 years ago and it still gives me the heeby jeebies thinking about it.

Last time I said this on here I got a smartass reply..so none this time please.:(

Chuck Stone · 21-08-2011 08:10PM

chucken1 wrote: »

When my ex husband put a shotgun to my head and pulled the trigger. The yoke jammed.

OMFG! :eek:

Last time I said this on here I got a smartass reply..so none this time please

Some people are just idiots. Not funny at all.

jive · 21-08-2011 08:14PM

chucken1 wrote: »

When my ex husband put a shotgun to my head and pulled the trigger. The yoke jammed. I was outta there like the shot he didnt get off. That was over 20 years ago and it still gives me the heeby jeebies thinking about it.

Last time I said this on here I got a smartass reply..so none this time please.:(

http://www.theaterhopper.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/makeup_shotgun.jpg

Chuck Stone · 21-08-2011 08:15PM

Not cool ^^.

chucken1 · 21-08-2011 08:17PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Not cool ^^.

Karma's a brilliant thing

Sam Vimes · 21-08-2011 08:17PM

jive wrote: »

Tried to phone for an ambulance but I couldn't for the life of me find my sim card (phone came out of my pocket and it was one of those phones which just obliterates upon impact with the floor with the battery and sim flying all over the shop) so the best bet was to get home as fast as possible.

You don't need to have a sim card in a phone to make an emergency call

jive · 21-08-2011 08:18PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Not cool ^^.

Close your eyes, Marge!

nicechick! · 21-08-2011 08:19PM

I was on a plane and really bad turbulence didn't think much of it until people around me started panicking/crying effin screaming! All I remember thinking I don't believe it dammit I'm going to die and I never got to say goodbye! I was actually furious angered that I hadn't said goodbye to the people I cared about obviously that didn't happen and it was the panic from everyone else

jive · 21-08-2011 08:21PM

Sam Vimes wrote: »

You don't need to have a sim card in a phone to make an emergency call

To this day I never knew that. In the words of the fat dude at the liquor store in Superbad: Fúck my life

Kya1976 · 21-08-2011 08:22PM

A few years back a truck drove straight into my car, my car was dragged along the road for ages, I was pretty sure that was it. I made it out the car with not even a scratch on me though.

Earthhorse · 21-08-2011 08:32PM

Just wanted to say, I'm glad ye're all okay.

yesno1234 · 21-08-2011 08:39PM

jive wrote: »

Was walking home one night when I was hit by a car and knocked unconscious. Was ~ 4 am and nobody found me. Couldn't walk because I had a bone sticking out of my right leg and couldn't hop because it was icey. Tried to phone for an ambulance but I couldn't for the life of me find my sim card (phone came out of my pocket and it was one of those phones which just obliterates upon impact with the floor with the battery and sim flying all over the shop) so the best bet was to get home as fast as possible. The back of my head was bleeding quite a bit and as I crawled my way home (about a 4 minute walk, 35 minute crawl) using just my hands it kept running into my eyes so I could see fúck all as well. Went home, rang ambulance, ambulance came. Got ~25 stitches in the back of my head and surgery on my leg and also my ankle. Bitches love scars.

Didn't really think I was going to die though was just pissed off at all the hassle it'd cause with regards to heading into the hospital instead of heading to bed

Sam Vimes wrote: »

You don't need to have a sim card in a phone to make an emergency call

Sorry about this and eh, great that you're alive and everything but jesus I found it hilarious.

Yeah, I'm going to hell:(

Edit: Actually did the ba*tard that hit you just leave you there to die?

mattjack · 21-08-2011 08:45PM

Did a parachute jump years ago......theres about four seconds between leaving the plane and the ,chute opening.........four seconds at two thousand feet....

jive · 21-08-2011 08:51PM

yesno1234 wrote: »

Sorry about this and eh, great that you're alive and everything but jesus I found it hilarious.

Yeah, I'm going to hell:(

Edit: Actually did the ba*tard that hit you just leave you there to die?

LOL don't worry I found it funny too. I genuinely didn't know that until now. And yes he/she did but I'm still here laughing with my leg of steel

yesno1234 · 21-08-2011 08:53PM

jive wrote: »

LOL don't worry I found it funny too. I genuinely didn't know that until now. And yes he/she did but I'm still here laughing with my leg of steel

W*nker! Absolute scum. Guessing they were never caught so

Chuck Stone · 21-08-2011 09:16PM

I was in two car crashes where the cars were written off by people crashing into the back of me. I didn't feel like I was going to die though.

After the 2nd crash my GF at the time said 'do you realise that you threw your arm across me as if to try to protect me the instant we got smashed into'?

I was like 'nope' but felt quite proud inside.

Kidchameleon · 21-08-2011 09:23PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

at this point it's just animal instinct kicking in

What type of animal are you OP?

Chuck Stone · 21-08-2011 09:26PM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

What type of animal are you OP?

I'm a dawg yo.

jive · 21-08-2011 09:27PM

Kidchameleon wrote: »

What type of animal are you OP?

Homo sapien

pickarooney · 21-08-2011 09:32PM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I was in two car crashes where the cars were written off by people crashing into the back of me. I didn't feel like I was going to die though.

After the 2nd crash my GF at the time said 'do you realise that you threw your arm across me as if to try to protect me the instant we got smashed into'?

I was like 'nope' but felt quite proud inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZvYcDLtYc

Ever thought 'Oh no, this is it, I'm dead' and really thought you were going to die?

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