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  • #62
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Are you a virgin OP? Come on admit it?


  • #63
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Are you a virgin OP? Come on admit it?

    yes. not that I care, it's only putting your willy inside a female.


  • #64
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Buy her a lollipop.
    Bitches love lollipops.


  • #65
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Get a black leather jacket, a white t-shirt, denim jeans and a Porsche 550 Spyder.

    Job done.

    I think its a woman hes after


  • #66
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Are you a virgin OP? Come on admit it?

    :confused:


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  • #67
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Samich wrote: »
    yes. not that I care, it's only putting your willy inside a female.
    Yes but you have never done it, hahahahaha virgin


  • #68
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yes but you have never done it, hahahahaha virgin

    Wow, Ciara is one lucky girl.

    Go be a tit somewhere else.


  • #69
    nicechick!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 440 ✭✭nicechick!


    Samich wrote: »
    yes. not that I care, it's only putting your willy inside a female.

    oh you've a lot of learning ahead.. (fun!!) now back to the topic... of chatting women up...


  • #70
    Evaex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Evaex


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yes but you have never done it, hahahahaha virgin

    At least he's guaranteed herpes free. How many of you can say that?


  • #71
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yes but you have never done it, hahahahaha virgin


    I bet there's tons of stuff you haven't done either. Leave him alone.


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  • #72
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yes but you have never done it, hahahahaha oh wait actually I had a massive thread about some girl i fancied and needed the encouragement of AH to ask for her number

    fyp :P


  • #73
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    Fella get yourself a wing man and head to any establishment frequented by low hanging fruit a score a couple of tap in's. Go on from there, you're not going to score an overhead kick on your debut, very few of us do that ;)


  • #74
    IPushButtons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 580 ✭✭✭IPushButtons


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yes but you have never done it, hahahahaha virgin
    TheZohan wrote: »
    I bet there's tons of stuff you haven't done either. Leave him alone.

    hey pm me :D


  • #75
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I bet there's tons of stuff you haven't done either. Leave him alone.

    Ha it's grand, I don't mind that I've not done it :)


  • #76
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Thatnastyboy wrote: »
    Yup,

    Was seeing a 'moth' there before xmas for a while, I moved away for work.. she's moved on (i think -she calls me bud now when we chat mad.gif), shes still single but we dont talk much, moving back to college in a few weeks, i will definitly see her, but don't know if i can say anything.. frown.gif

    Didnt realise i liked her that much..

    Ive been filling the gap with random beores but its just not the same..
    FYP ;)


  • #77
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Get a black leather jacket, a white t-shirt, denim jeans and a Porsche 550 Spyder.

    Job done.

    Oh yeah baby pukes.;)


  • #78
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Samich wrote: »
    Ha it's grand, I don't mind that I've not done it :)
    Yeah sure ya don't


  • #79
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yeah sure ya don't

    You're really coming across as a twat.


  • #80
    Pinturicchio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,950 ✭✭✭Pinturicchio


    Samich wrote: »
    Oh another thing to add is I'm always thinking sure why would a girl get with me when there's looooads of men hotter than me with better bodies who would get with them. I don't think I''m ugly, just not goodlooking.

    Have you considered that you might be gay? Just sayin'.


  • #81
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Pinturicchio wrote: »
    Have you considered that you might be gay? Just sayin'.

    No, not gay, for definite. Also I think men can identify someone who can get girls easily without being gay.


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  • #82
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,649 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yeah sure ya don't
    Seriously. Grow the fuck up.

    It wasn't too long ago when you came on here asking for advice with your love life. People were pretty cool with you so I think it's reasonable that you show the same courtesy to other people in similar positions. A bit of a slagging is cool but going on and on about it isn't cricket.


  • #83
    VenusPlays
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭VenusPlays


    Do you have friends who are girls? Can you talk to them? If so take 'chatting up' off the agenda with new girls until its some thing you are more comfortable with. Take some time to fjnd out what signals girls give if they like you.

    And stop putting yourself down, there are plenty of average guys out there who have met their other halves.


  • #84
    Retailer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Retailer


    Samich wrote: »
    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Yeah sure ya don't

    You're really coming across as a twat.

    Need........to..........resist.........childish.........response..........

    Seriously OP it really is all about confidence. Join a club/activity of some sort and chat to women in a non drinking environment . It will help to build confidence and get easier from there


  • #85
    El Inho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭El Inho


    Samich wrote: »
    I'm afraid that is not true. :)

    lad you wanna stop feeling sorry for yourself and going onto a thread hoping a hape of people here could help...

    get up off your arse, get to the gym. i was always worried about how my body looks, but working out will make you happy with yourself.

    if you make a girl laugh, the rest is easy...worked for me...and im in a great relationship...

    people being negative is my pet hate right now...you just gotta go for it...you wont find a woman here...buy her a drink joke around with her anything to make her laugh and make you stand out...and bobs your uncle..its that simple...

    i will be hated for simplifying all this but as the man said, dont put that pussy on a pedalstile. if a girl isnt interested in you...her loss. now, tomorrow is saturday...you better not be on here...you better be out with a few extra euro to but girls a few drinks and just talk!

    enjoy.

    EDIT : previous poster...great point! doesnt have to involve the drink :D i met my missus in college


  • #86
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    You need to learn to love yourself before the ladies love you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwRczzDiPtw


  • #87
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,316 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Seriously. Grow the fuck up.

    It wasn't too long ago when you came on here asking for advice with your love life. People were pretty cool with you so I think it's reasonable that you show the same courtesy to other people in similar positions. A bit of a slagging is cool but going on and on about it isn't cricket.

    That was the biggest troll thread on here. So many believed it.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #88
    El Inho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭El Inho


    K-9 wrote: »
    That was the biggest troll thread on here. So many believed it.


    but its unlocked to many repressed memories :(

    :p


  • #89
    Remmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    K-9 wrote: »
    That was the biggest troll thread on here. So many believed it.

    I'm starting to think that too.I don't want to be right though.:(


  • #90
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Anyone have any experience of telling a girl they liked them without any clear signals?


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  • #91
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Just be yourself dude **** will fall into place.


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