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Immoral to leave erection visible in public?

  • 17-08-2011 11:43AM
    #1
    elpipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭


    I get boners in public every now and then, and I am tired trying to hide it. Usually I will have to walk uncomfortably to hide it.

    I'm thinking of just letting it be, if it shows, it shows. Would that be morally wrong you think?


Comments

  • #2
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I tend to leave mine in my pants...


  • #3
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Only if your a primary school teacher


  • #4
    Emiko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    I wouldn't worry. Stand up for your rights.


  • #5
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    quick danger **** will sort that out !!


  • #6
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    you need to get laid more. Haven't had this issue since I was a teenager


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  • #7
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    weirdo


  • #8
    elpipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭elpipe


    jester77 wrote: »
    you need to get laid more. Haven't had this issue since I was a teenager

    Yep, I know. I stopped **** so much to make me more motivated to meet girls, hence the boners.


  • #9
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    jester77 wrote: »
    you need to get laid more. Haven't had this issue since I was a teenager
    How do you know he isn't a teenager?


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 24,867 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If it's zipped up it's not morally wrong, just morally embarassing.

    Just flip it up under your belt because, as yer man from Superbad said, it hides it and it feels awesome.


  • #11
    PCPhoto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,584 ✭✭✭PCPhoto


    10 replies and the only one with a "thanks" is the one calling the OP a wierdo .


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  • #12
    Magic Beans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Magic Beans


    Do what I do, tuck it in the top of your sock.


  • #13
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    PCPhoto wrote: »
    10 replies and the only one with a "thanks" is the one calling the OP a wierdo .

    So?


  • #14
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    just flip it up, and tuck it under the top of your boxers, almost invisible that way :)


  • #15
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    stupidusername wrote: »
    just flip it up, and tuck it under the top of your boxers, almost invisible that way :)

    another weirdo,

    does the sight of old people , kids and animals arouse you?


  • #16
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    maxxie wrote: »
    another weirdo,

    does the sight of old people , kids and animals arouse you?

    Pretty sure that's a lady


  • #17
    2 stroke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Magic Beans wrote: »
    Do what I do, tuck it in the top of your sock.

    WARNING! Don't do this, walked on mine once, hurt like hell. Throw it over your shoulder.


  • #18
    Mena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭✭Mena


    This never happens to me anymore, since I stopped with the Viagra :(


  • #19
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    mackg wrote: »
    Pretty sure that's a lady

    so, ladies can be weirdos too!


  • #20
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    maxxie wrote: »
    another weirdo,

    does the sight of old people , kids and animals arouse you?

    what? :confused: how am i weird for that suggestion? it's what my boyfriend used to do.


  • #21
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Pork swordsmanship is something that is lost on todays generation. Time was when young people never left the house without a well-oiled meat dagger tucked under a matte black cape, not only for protection from unsavory characters but also as a tool for the more opportunistic.

    I think this in part has affected modern youth, as they no longer see an opportunity to use the pink spear, leading to laziness, frustration and anti-social behaviour, as recent events in the uk have shown us. Perhaps students of age should be taught on the finer points of the cocksmith, helping us to return to the golden era of entrepreneurship and comradeship.


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  • #22
    Don Juan DeMagoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo


    maxxie wrote: »
    so, ladies can be weirdos too!


    Lol you get em girl..... Those immoral ones! Tell you what lets petition the government to tax the erections of all men who are not in a sanctified relationship. There is a money spinner for you right there. We will have to hire models of course to carry out the spot inspections though.

    Next up is my pet hate, fake tan. Tax fake tan, I am nearly sure it is only the women who find it attractive. Somewhat similar to Sarah Jessica Parker issue. However I digress, DOWN WITH THAT SORT OF THING! ;)


  • #23
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Ah this happens me quite a bit, thankfully i have a small penis so nobody notices.


  • #24
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Not sure whats worse, walking about with it on show, or sticking your hand down your jocks to reposition it.


  • #25
    Don Juan DeMagoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 219 ✭✭Don Juan DeMagoo


    irish-stew wrote: »
    Not sure whats worse, walking about with it on show, or sticking your hand down your jocks to reposition it.

    Amateur! Use the art of distraction and pocket snooker to realign the track. Hands down your jocks is so national school:D


  • #26
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    Don Juan DeMagoo wrote: »
    Amateur! Use the art of distraction and pocket snooker to realign the track. Hands down your jocks is so national school:D

    Ah, the old gear shift


  • #27
    Cillian13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 77 ✭✭Cillian13


    Do what most people do, tuck it back in between your legs and put it in your bumhole. Slim chance of it comming back out then.


  • #28
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,078 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Good to see After Hours seems to have found itself :p



    Yes of course it is morally wrong . . .



    But much fun watching blokes trying to walk while being immoral :pac:


  • #29
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    OP try inventing something to prevent this happening. Then approach the Dragons den with your idea !


  • #30
    Panty_thief
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭Panty_thief


    stupidusername wrote: »
    just flip it up, and tuck it under the top of your boxers, almost invisible that way :)


    But dont do this when swimming/when on the beach in your shorts.
    It will look like a little german soldier poking his head out of his trench.


    guten-tag


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