If you could go invisible....

mackg · 15-08-2011 01:58PM

Steal stuff for personal gain.:cool:

Kojak · 15-08-2011 02:01PM

Haunt old people and make them think its God. Then say that to appease me, they had to leave all their money to me...

Frank Black · 15-08-2011 02:04PM

I would allow my single friends to impress ladies by making them believe they could levitate objects with the power of their minds.

I'm a generous kind of (invisible) guy.

pragmatic1 · 15-08-2011 02:08PM

All types of ill shiit.

amacca · 15-08-2011 02:13PM

amazingly...I don't think I'd do much perving

but imagine the conversations you could overhear...sensitive information you could get etc

I would be the richest invisible fooker ever!

but no one would see me in my bugatti veyron:(

mackg · 15-08-2011 02:16PM

amacca wrote: »

amazingly...I don't think I'd do much perving

but imagine the conversations you could overhear...sensitive information you could get etc

I would be the richest invisible fooker ever!

but no one would see me in my bugatti veyron

Ha ha they would think you were a Transformer.

OldGoat · 15-08-2011 02:22PM

I'd cut myself shaving.

Birroc · 15-08-2011 02:24PM

I would sneak into the White House and spend a few hours whispering in Obama's ear - "No you can't!"

Saila · 15-08-2011 03:10PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Go nuckin' futs.

drive people I dont like nuts:

use invisability on way to see them, do something to break their place up when I know they will be there on their own use invisiblity on way out again

outcome: they get locked up for being 'delusional'

Bipolar Joe · 15-08-2011 03:23PM

I would sit / lie on my bed surfing the Internet.

Saila · 15-08-2011 03:29PM

Id do 'live' fapping instead of having to go to the 'bank' afterwards

flutterflye · 15-08-2011 03:33PM

There's someone I'd kill, and someone I'd hurt.
Besides that, I'd freeload on planes and other transport and travel the world.

Irish Guitarist · 15-08-2011 04:09PM

I'd go out without combing my hair.

15-08-2011 04:12PM

peterk675 wrote: »

Id go to Paris and strangle a street mime , damn he would look good !

I definitely wouldn't steal jokes from sickipedia

seraphimvc · 15-08-2011 04:15PM

ohman i need this invisibility so badly!!

not telling what i gonna do tho

ItsNoAlias · 15-08-2011 04:31PM

Kill Clay Aiken in a very public way, for being involved in such a creepy song

15-08-2011 07:29PM

There'd be an awful mess.

13spanner · 15-08-2011 07:33PM

Shout things at the priest from the back of the church every Sunday morning.

pappyodaniel · 15-08-2011 07:49PM

Being invisible would ruin the joy of taking a dump with the door open.

Coriolanus · 15-08-2011 08:24PM

Bit of murder and theft I'd imagine. Don't think I'd be too pervy. Ten years ago, before internet porn, I probably would have been.

MetalDog · 15-08-2011 08:36PM

If I could have selected all 4, I would have

parker kent · 15-08-2011 08:57PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

lurk in the (mens) players toilets in croker :eek::eek:

Become a cleaner where I work. She just wanders in not really caring who has what out.

Although think it through, toilets=píss and crap. Head to the changing rooms, that's where non weird pervs head

. Just remember to swap with me when the camogie players get there :pac:

Ally Dick · 15-08-2011 09:14PM

I'd let smelly farts beside my brother as he sat at his desk in work

flanree · 15-08-2011 09:30PM

avoid jaywalking

py2006 · 22-08-2011 02:55PM

Judging by the poll, we have a lot of pervs here in AH!!

Apart from perving! :P

I think I would use the ability to get into the cinema and concerts for free! I would ear wig on conversations and try to use that to my benefit!

If you could go invisible....

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