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If you could go invisible....

  • 15-08-2011 01:14PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭


    What would you do?

    ;)

    If you were invisible would you... 63 votes

    Perv
    0% 0 votes
    Perv
    65% 41 votes
    Spank strangers
    12% 8 votes
    Perv
    22% 14 votes


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Probably whatever I do normally. Except I'd be naked. Probably.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Go nuckin' futs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    I'd speak like Kevin Bacon and freak the sh!t out of people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 419 ✭✭Gary4279


    Perv.....a lot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Start a riot


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    gym changing room


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    gym changing room

    <notices never specified sex>

    oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    lurk in the (mens) players toilets in croker :eek::eek: :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Match day, showers, Steven Gerrard springs to mind.:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 166 ✭✭peterk675


    Id go to Paris and strangle a street mime , damn he would look good !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Hug randomers(preferably sexy ladies) on the street and watch them have a spaz attack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 380 ✭✭gigawatt


    rob a bank.. without a doubt, wouldnt be greedy.... just enough to pay the bills etc *imagines* :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,296 ✭✭✭kiddums


    Ultimate danger fap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    lurk in the (mens) players toilets in croker :eek::eek: :D

    "Kate, it's me the guy from the bar. No seriously it is!" :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    I'd watch you shower and eat Peanut butter and toast while doing it.

    Sometimes I'd get in with you to hand you the soap. DONT DROP IT THOUGH ! That could end badly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    chin_grin wrote: »
    <notices never specified sex>

    oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooh!

    well i wouldn't need to be invisible to go into the girls...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Try to slip into the Vatican's secret archive and see if it's really as cool as it is in the Da Vinci Code.

    I'd also become a superhero combatting people who are fairly annoying (I don't want to take any chances with supervillains). So if I saw someone failing to indicate in their car I'd walk around for a while whispering ominously into their ear, or just trip them up or something.
    Or stand next to their car and scream that I'm locked in the boot.

    Oh, and I'd perv.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I would burn this shed belonging to one of my neighbours. Seriously.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Stalk Rosanna Davidson, of course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,096 ✭✭✭conorhal


    "Hello Mila Kunis, this GOD SPEAKING!"

    "This world needs saving and I have chosen you to do my work, you must fly to Ireland hand have repeated and athletic sex with a boards poster called Conorhal, I know this sounds like a strange request but trust me, it's the only route to mankinds salvation!"

    "BTW, it would really be nice if you could convince Natalie Portman to go with you...."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    . THIS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Try to slip into the Vatican's secret archive and see if it's really as cool as it is in the Da Vinci Code.

    I'd also become a superhero combatting people who are fairly annoying (I don't want to take any chances with supervillains). So if I saw someone failing to indicate in their car I'd walk around for a while whispering ominously into their ear, or just trip them up or something.
    Or stand next to their car and scream that I'm locked in the boot.

    Oh, and I'd perv.

    if you were in the Vatican and invisible you really couldn't think of something more entertaining than having a look around? Imagine how much you could mess with peoples heads if you started moving stuff around, and whispering "messages from god" to the pope. You could probably cause enough mischief to warrant a third testament.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    mackg wrote: »
    if you were in the Vatican and invisible you really couldn't think of something more entertaining than having a look around? Imagine how much you could mess with peoples heads if you started moving stuff around, and whispering "messages from god" to the pope. You could probably cause enough mischief to warrant a third testament.

    "What Jesus meant to say was............"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 driveitpaddy


    id sit in mass and fart,,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    mackg wrote: »
    if you were in the Vatican and invisible you really couldn't think of something more entertaining than having a look around? Imagine how much you could mess with peoples heads if you started moving stuff around, and whispering "messages from god" to the pope. You could probably cause enough mischief to warrant a third testament.

    Hhm, that could be fun actually.

    "Hey Joe, remember that crazy Irish dancing priest? Well he wasn't crazy, just filled with the Holy Spirit. You need to canonise him and make him the official Vatican spokesman.
    Oh, and remember all that stuff about giving up your possessions and such? Well it'd be good to lead by example, wouldn't it?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    Start fights by simultaneously ass-grabbing 2 guys standing back to back on the DART / Luas.

    And perving of course, lots of perving.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 914 ✭✭✭DarkDusk


    Id go around streets slapping random girls` asses when theres a guy behind them, and see what her reaction is!:D lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    I'd kick Bertie Ahern in the hole every time he came out of his house


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    I'd go to funerals and bang & shake on the coffins shouting "Let Me Out"


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