Worst movie ever??

Wolflikeme · 10-08-2011 09:29PM

This thread should be renamed to 'which movie do you hate the most'.

Most of the films put forward for the title of 'worst movie ever' are just stupid. Movies like Con Air and the Godfather are just not the worst ever movies and if you think that then you're clueless. They're just not!

Go and Google some of the actual worst ever movies. You're not different because you name a movie people like, you're boring.

Rant over!

teol · 10-08-2011 09:29PM

Pearl Harbour, what a ****e, boring movie.

Tora! Tora! Tora! is excellant

py2006 · 10-08-2011 09:30PM

1210m5g wrote: »

Irish martial arts movie called Fatal Deviation, made for £37 and staring Mikey from Boyzone as a baddy, its one of those ones thats so bad its genius, heres the trailerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX4td1XCkP0

Haha that is sooooooooooooooo BAD!!

KungPao · 10-08-2011 09:33PM

The worst I've seen is Nothing But Trouble.

Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, John Candy....sounds good, but by god it's garbage.

Dishonourable mention for The Big Bounce.

carlybabe1 · 10-08-2011 09:36PM

god lord, i cant believe no-one has mentioned this one, it made me want to take up knitting for something interesting to do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl9_GXvNktI

And this...THIS....it started off with SUCH promise....such PROMISE......then, like a cheap pair of penneys jeans stretched over a hippo-sized woman...the arse fell...I mean FELL out of it...I was like....WTF??? who changed the dvd while I was in the loo

:(:confused: sad and dismayed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXRdlOvLNeo

*retreats shaking head, wondering whats up with the world

wolf moon · 10-08-2011 09:37PM

Ok, here we go:

Zombie Lake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvelUDUZmH4

Surf Nazis Must Die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LV1S2q2GA

Redneck Zombies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHA8cspQaA

ToddyDoody · 10-08-2011 09:38PM

As a teenager watching Moulin Rouge, maybe because whoever decided to go to it was expecting nudity. Saw it again in college. Didnt seem as unbearable.

10-08-2011 09:39PM

Zombieland just failed to be funny.

steve9859 · 10-08-2011 09:39PM

Avatar. By a mile. And its even worse in 3D. 2 and a half hours of my life I will never get back

jonnyfingers · 10-08-2011 09:41PM

Meet the Spartans.

/thread

TanG411 · 10-08-2011 09:42PM

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

Bipolar Joe · 10-08-2011 09:45PM

You think these are bad films? Y'all don't know sh!t about bad films.

You, Me, And Everyone We Know.

Bull**** self-insert film about God knows what. Starts retarded, gets even more retarded and ends on a note so awful I was actually angry that the movie existed.

Hesher.

Absolutely nothing happened in this film. I'm certain the script was the word "Blah" written over and over for hundreds of pages.

The Holy Mountain.

Complete and utter pretentious horse sh!t. Should have been called "Ain't I one massive ****ing hipster?"

Mother's Day Massacre.

Slasher By Numbers, and not even in a good way. Everyone involved in this should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

Evil Bong.

Take a guess as to what this one is about. To make matters worse, they made a God damn sequel.

Decadent Evil.

I wished cinema never existed when I watched this.

Zombie Diaries.

Ugh..............................

The Daisy Chain.

Why do I do this?

Picture This.

I hate myself and want to die.

Blooded.

I am going to hang myself.........................

Hank Scorpio · 10-08-2011 09:45PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Zombieland just failed to be funny.

Maybe you didn't like it but the worst movie ever? Seriously come on...

I loved it and so did the majority judging by the ratings it received, modern classic for me!

red_eskimo · 10-08-2011 09:47PM

Syriana

10-08-2011 09:47PM

nuxxx wrote: »

Maybe you didn't like it but the worst movie ever? Seriously come on...

Not the worst but it was pretty cliche and bad.
Critics will eat up anything with zombies or Jesse Eisenberg these days...

**Timbuk2** · 10-08-2011 09:49PM

Reservoir Dogs.

The Shining was very overrated.

Capt'n Midnight · 10-08-2011 09:50PM

most remakes especially when compared to the original , even Plan 9 from Outer Space had originality. Here are some disasters that pale into insignifigance because they rely more on special effects than scripts, for some you also have to take into account the cold war climate of fear in the originals

Pearl Harbour vs. Tora Tora Tora

Titanic vs. A night to remember

The day the earth stood still

The Manchurian candidate

James__10 · 10-08-2011 09:50PM

Demolition Man starring Wesley Snipes and Sly was awful :mad:

im invisible · 10-08-2011 09:52PM

Diemos wrote: »

MIB 2, I had already seen it, just instantly forgot about it

you didnt happen to be in the film, did you

tvercetti · 10-08-2011 09:53PM

Certain movies are so bad there enjoyable in a way, The Room been a prime example, as for 2012, thats just terrible in every way

Laura_lolly87 · 10-08-2011 09:56PM

Bandits with Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton

Oscar the grouch · 10-08-2011 10:00PM

perfume:the story of a murder......

Bad,Bad,Bad

and Dustin Hoffman was in it too....shame on him....

wayfarers · 10-08-2011 10:01PM

Face/Off

or anything with Adam Sandler.

MetalDog · 10-08-2011 10:03PM

Highlander II was atrocious shite, also Brotherhood of the Wolf was fucking rubbish too.

Knowing with Nicolas Cage was ****. Michael Bay's Pearl Harbour was excrable.

johnnykilo · 10-08-2011 10:04PM

Batman and Robin. The only film that I've ever walked out of the cinema from. A complete load of crap and over 2 hours long as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6epsGrcuTs

thee glitz · 10-08-2011 10:04PM

Nic Cage, some of his films are pretty good but National Treasure 2:Book of Secrets is pure rubbish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbglik8jh68

I'd imagine some of the Fast and the Furious ones would be up there,
the plot lines must be running pretty thin after 5 films.

bonzodog2 · 10-08-2011 10:10PM

wolf moon wrote: »

Ok, here we go:

Zombie Lake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvelUDUZmH4

Surf Nazis Must Die:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LV1S2q2GA

Redneck Zombies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHA8cspQaA

I don't think you quite get the point of Troma films

thee glitz · 10-08-2011 10:15PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I don't think you quite get the point of Troma films

what ever happened to Bravo in the end?

dark crystal · 10-08-2011 10:17PM

KungPao wrote: »

The worst I've seen is Nothing But Trouble.

Chevy Chase, Dan Akroyd, John Candy....sounds good, but by god it's garbage.

This is the worst film I've ever seen by a long way. I watched it years ago and couldn't believe what I was seeing. An absolute turd of a movie.

Recently, I watched I Heart Huckabees and I've got to say, it was godawful. Would easily make my top 5 of worst films ever.

Also, anything starring Martin Lawrence will automatically be sh!t.

Dammo · 10-08-2011 10:18PM

annascott wrote: »

Boxing Helena

Good shout.

Joe Versus The Volcano was utter ****e as well but my vote goes to Hudson Hawk (Bruce Willis thing) - abominable.

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