What's the number 1 thing you've learned from fillums?

puddinboxxx · 08-08-2011 09:26PM

the world turns to a blur at 120 mph

up for anything · 08-08-2011 09:27PM

As soon as something/someone begins to feel/look/act weird in the house, GET OUT. Don't delay to fetch the baby, cat, switch off the gas, make the bed, find your handbag - get the hell out and never, ever, never go back again. If it's family member that has begun to behave unnervingly LEAVE THEM BEHIND.

A priest/psychic will only makes matters worse.

Oscar the grouch · 08-08-2011 09:27PM

Aliens that come to take over the world cant get out of rooms with closed doors....

mikemac · 08-08-2011 09:28PM

If you carry around a photo of your loved ones you're fooked

On the plus side you will get a chance to hand this photo to your best friend just before you die an agonizing death

Teddy_Picker · 08-08-2011 09:29PM

The secret code is his daughter's favourite nursery rhyme from when she was little.

Taco Corp · 08-08-2011 09:29PM

It only takes one man to destroy a 'shopping mall'

krudler · 08-08-2011 09:31PM

If you're woken by a nightmare about a masked/deformed/monstrous killer and wake up in a cold sweat, when you go to wash your face in the bathroom sink you'll stand back up and said killer will be standing behind you reflected in the mirror. so avoid washing your face and standing in front of mirrors if you realise you're in a bad horror movie.

amacca · 08-08-2011 09:31PM

If you want to have sex with her...chances are she wants to have sex with you too!

the more scorn and derision she initially throws your way the more fantastic the sex will eventually be so keep trying

(its a message of hope)

Pherekydes · 08-08-2011 09:31PM

Martial arts training means you can do anything.

Samich · 08-08-2011 09:32PM

If he says he'll be back, he'll be back.

Oscar the grouch · 08-08-2011 09:32PM

Always bring a gun to a knife fight

starbelgrade · 08-08-2011 09:35PM

I've a top 10..

1. You should respect the family.

2. Red Indians are evil.

3. A lot of Nazis had posh English accents.

4. If you're ever going to get involved in a high speed car chase, San Francisco is the best place to do it.

5. Bad guys always wear black.

6. Vampires are sexy.

7. Action heroes make for terrible goalkeepers.

8. Kelly Brook has amazing knockers.

10. Always double tap.

amacca · 08-08-2011 09:35PM

When a man gets kicked in the crotch or has his genitals badly hurt.......that's some funny sh1t.

When a woman gets kicked in the crotch or has her genitals badly damaged......well that's not funny at all im afraid!

The King of Moo · 08-08-2011 09:35PM

If you're trying to find a serial killer and have no leads, don't worry as he'll inexplicable leave clues helping you to find him, even though he doesn't want to get caught.

The same goes for the masterminds behind ancient conspiracies.

CardBordWindow · 08-08-2011 09:35PM

The bad guys have terrible aim with guns!

krudler · 08-08-2011 09:36PM

bombs always have a handy timer on them with big red numbers telling you how much time you have to defuse it,use this time to crack jokes, try to convice your partner not to retire and obtain a new pet cat.

The King of Moo · 08-08-2011 09:37PM

People who smoke are evil, but people who smoke and hold the cigarette between their thumb and index finger are especially evil!

amacca · 08-08-2011 09:39PM

With the exception of the truly evil ones..Mexicans are a lazy and dirty people who don't shave

even the evil ones don't look that clean or shave often either....

Oscar the grouch · 08-08-2011 09:40PM

toys talk!!!!

Teddy_Picker · 08-08-2011 09:40PM

If the love of your life is emigrating and starting a new life on a different continent, don't despair! If you track them down to the airport at the last minute, somehow you will convince them to change their mind.

Security will be totally ok with this.

Duggy747 · 08-08-2011 09:41PM

That if a ghoul tells me to "get out!!" I'll promptly leave and never return.

tricky D · 08-08-2011 09:41PM

Just shoot the fcuker without the speech making.

Mike 1972 · 08-08-2011 09:41PM

In the years During/Leading up to World War 2 not ALL Germans were bad.

Only the ones with German accents.

The King of Moo · 08-08-2011 09:41PM

A computer mouse is an entirely decorative object.

Any task from the most simple to the most complex can be accomplished by rapidly pressing a random selection of keys on the keyboard.

Now excuse me while I poison the entire city's water supply! *tap tap tap tap tap*

jdooley28 · 08-08-2011 09:43PM

if a dog has shifty eyes its evil

mark_jmc · 08-08-2011 09:43PM

never.....ever....... feed Gizmo after midnight

Mr. Denton · 08-08-2011 09:43PM

If you go to the cinema expecting the movie to be a steaming pile of shíte that is designed to insult your intelligence then you will rarely be disappointed.

amacca · 08-08-2011 09:45PM

It is never and I mean never a good idea to do any sort of genetic research whatsoever.

mikemac · 08-08-2011 09:48PM

Any car can be hotwired in seconds

It's acceptable for police officers to stop drivers and seize their cars so to chase the bad guys. I'm looking at Jack Bauer here.

Half of gardaí are streetwise, cool and have flash cars.
The other half of gardaí are solid family men and are dependable. These are the ones who die first
Well hey, it's how police officers in the USA are

If I ever decide to end it and commit sucide

, I might jump off a tall building and it's guaranteed I will land on a car, never the footpath

08-08-2011 09:48PM

recylingbin wrote: »

Also, if you're not one of the main crew, don't head down to the planet with the away team.

Or just find someone that is wearing a red uniform top and go with them. Without fail, they will die first.

Engines will never, ever, ever start the first time.

What's the number 1 thing you've learned from fillums?

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