What's the number 1 thing you've learned from fillums?

recylingbin · 08-08-2011 09:07PM #1

For me it's that you should always get behind a car door in a dangerous situation. They are impenetrable.

Mr. Manager · 08-08-2011 09:07PM

To put the bunny back in the box

punchdrunk · 08-08-2011 09:08PM

the SWAT team will be late,plan accordingly!

AhSureTisGrand · 08-08-2011 09:08PM

Don't entrust the black guy with anything important as he'll be the first to die

Teddy_Picker · 08-08-2011 09:09PM

When you wake up from a bad dream, you always, always sit bolt upright.

biko · 08-08-2011 09:10PM

If you have sex you'll get killed.

red menace · 08-08-2011 09:10PM

Don't mess with time

And Judgement Day in inevitable

Yakult · 08-08-2011 09:11PM

Just as something explodes and your running away, do a diving jump and you'll be fine!
If you're lucky enough it will be in slow motion but that only happens every now and again.

Littlehorny · 08-08-2011 09:11PM

That if you sit there all tough, brooding and silent, the girls will love you.

mikemac · 08-08-2011 09:12PM

That I'm going to die on my last day before retirement

That if I'm back home after a funeral and put my arm around a girl and comfort her she will immediately go to bed with me. It's just the rule

Chuck Stone · 08-08-2011 09:12PM

All sorts of doors are easily unlocked by jiggling a credit card in the gap and twisting the handle.

*simples*

08-08-2011 09:13PM

If you're days away from retirement and you get a young sidekick to train up, you're f**ked.

EDIT: Damn, Mike beat me to it by seconds!!

recylingbin · 08-08-2011 09:13PM

Also, if you're not one of the main crew, don't head down to the planet with the away team.

The King of Moo · 08-08-2011 09:14PM

That my computer is the only one in the world that uses Windows and it never beeps when I press a key or click on something

demakinz · 08-08-2011 09:15PM

They always come back for one more scare.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 08-08-2011 09:16PM

There appears to be an unlimited supply of evil helicopter pilots who will gladly work for megalomaniacal supervillians.

08-08-2011 09:16PM

Also seeing as I was always the hysterical rule follower with big glasses and bad hairstyle, all I really needed was to be screwed hard and it turns out I'm actually very pretty and really daring.

It's true..... of course..... yeah.

Littlehorny · 08-08-2011 09:17PM

4 or 5 solid punches to the face will not hurt, not even a scratch or a bruise but a good looking women treating a small cut with some form of medication will have you screaming like a banshee!

amacca · 08-08-2011 09:18PM

If for some reason there has to be a line of people doing something (eg: entering a dark gloomy looking building)...then do not be either last or first in this line.

Conversely its usually bad to be the middleman in any sort of shady underworld type dealings!

that is all.

Lambsbread · 08-08-2011 09:19PM

All housewives have fake boobs and are really lonely. Oh, and being a plumber is an awesome job!!

The_Thing · 08-08-2011 09:19PM

The MPAA are greedy bastards.

The King of Moo · 08-08-2011 09:19PM

Hacking looks like this and is tremendously fun and exciting!

Mr. Presentable · 08-08-2011 09:19PM

Girls LOVE anal

Mike 1972 · 08-08-2011 09:21PM

People who plant bombs are always thoughtful enough to fit them with a large beeping LED countdown display so that the disposal squad always know how much time they have left.