Plans For Your Body When You Die?

Mickjg · 08-08-2011 07:12PM #1

Whenever I die, hopefully after a long and fruitful life, I intend to donate my body to science. Whether it's used for medicine or forensic science I intend to out my body to good use. If any of my organs can be used then I'll gladly let them be taken.

Once I die I have no need for a body and there's no point in just sticking it in the ground. After it's finished being useful my family can cremate it and do whatever they want with it.

So, people of AH what are you plans for your body after you die?

Fago! · 08-08-2011 07:15PM

Have my body eaten whole by Mary Harney.

TheZohanS · 08-08-2011 07:16PM

Cremated, ash scattered to the four winds. No grave, no ceremony. Anyone that wants to celebrate my death can organise a huge big pìss up.

Saila · 08-08-2011 07:16PM

to be stuffed, knob and all and left in the playboy mansion as a 'doll'

Fago! · 08-08-2011 07:17PM

Actually I want to be stuffed with magnets and put in a see through coffin on top of a metal ground.

eyescreamcone · 08-08-2011 07:18PM

Mickjg wrote: »

Whenever I die, hopefully after a long and fruitful life, I intend to donate my body to science. Whether it's used for medicine or forensic science I intend to out my body to good use. If any of my organs can be used then I'll gladly let them be taken.

Once I die I have no need for a body and there's no point in just sticking it in the ground. After it's finished being useful my family can cremate it and do whatever they want with it.

So, people of AH what are you plans for your body after you die?

I'm going to live on a cloud with some virgins (I hope I die before my wife)!

Any info on leaving my body to science?

Gman1 · 08-08-2011 07:19PM

Mickjg wrote: »

Whenever I die, hopefully after a long and fruitful life, I intend to donate my body to science. Whether it's used for medicine or forensic science I intend to out my body to good use. If any of my organs can be used then I'll gladly let them be taken.

Once I die I have no need for a body and there's no point in just sticking it in the ground. After it's finished being useful my family can cremate it and do whatever they want with it.

So, people of AH what are you plans for your body after you die?

Donate it to the necrophiliacs anonymous

Saila · 08-08-2011 07:21PM

to lie really really still

Tonto86 · 08-08-2011 07:22PM

Put on strings so at my funeral I can can be puppeteered out of my coffin to perform a small musical dance number

Mickjg · 08-08-2011 07:22PM

eyescreamcone wrote: »

Any info on leaving my body to science?

Apparently Trinity takes bodies for med students. Once they're finished the remains are returned to the family.

Uriel. · 08-08-2011 07:24PM

I am gonna Be buried intact in the hope of rising again... Bone daddy!!

The real fun is that I plan to die in an explosion so best of luck to them fulfilling my last wish putting me back together muhahahaha

Run_to_da_hills · 08-08-2011 07:25PM

When I die I want to be cremated and then the ashes put through the fuel system of my GSXR 750L

Princess Peach · 08-08-2011 07:26PM

I want to be cremated and have my ashes painted into a beautiful portrait of me and hung over a loved ones fireplace.

Temptamperu · 08-08-2011 07:32PM

I would like to be shot into space.... if not that then donate me to science.

Fago! · 08-08-2011 07:33PM

To be attached to thousands of helium balloons and set off bray head. Wonder where I'll end up.

I don't wanna just be buried or cremated, so boring. so may aswell have some fun in the afterlife. I'd want my remains disposed of in the most imaginative way possible.

Btw, is there a law that says you have to be buried or cremated?

red menace · 08-08-2011 07:35PM

I have asked my wife to be stuffed and placed on the couch with a cup of tea in one and and tv remote in the other
Strangely meeting some resistance on this one

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 08-08-2011 07:36PM

I wana be heavily varnished in a weird innapropriate pose and placed on Grafton Street in Dublin.

That will show them feckin statuette mimes!

Reamer Fanny · 08-08-2011 07:38PM

No plans for my body as such but I'd like a 10ft statue erected in my honor

newbee22 · 08-08-2011 07:40PM

My first plan is that I hope I don;t wake up when I'm 6 feet under, through the doctors pronouncing me dead when I'm actually in a very deep sleep!:eek:
Maybe I'll donate all my organs so the above doesn't happen!

red menace · 08-08-2011 07:51PM

newbee22 wrote: »

My first plan is that I hope I don;t wake up when I'm 6 feet under, through the doctors pronouncing me dead when I'm actually in a very deep sleep!:eek:
Maybe I'll donate all my organs so the above doesn't happen!

No fear of you being buried alive.
What with your blood being drained etc before you are put in a coffin

Abi · 08-08-2011 07:52PM

Fago! wrote: »

To be attached to thousands of helium balloons and set off bray head. Wonder where I'll end up.

I don't wanna just be buried or cremated, so boring. so may aswell have some fun in the afterlife. I'd want my remains disposed of in the most imaginative way possible.

Btw, is there a law that says you have to be buried or cremated?

Jesus, you're even trouble when you're dead!. Knowing you, you'd end up being sucked into an aircraft engine and take a few others with ya to the after-life :pac:

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senorwipesalot · 08-08-2011 07:52PM

I gave the mrs. strict instructions to leave me out for collection by Mr Binman on the Tuesday morning after my passing.

RichieC · 08-08-2011 07:56PM

I'm going to have a half a million slaves build me a pyramid.

It's going to rock!

cruiser178 · 08-08-2011 07:57PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

When I die I want to be cremated and then the ashes put through the fuel system of my GSXR 750L

Ohhh that sounds nice, i want this too.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 08-08-2011 08:02PM

Universal Soldier

That is all.

Ghost Buster · 08-08-2011 08:03PM

Im having all my inners taken out (Outer inners if you will) and Im gonna have myself stuffed with pic n mix and shot into the grounds of an orphanage.

Links234 · 08-08-2011 08:07PM

I'd like to donate my body to science, maybe they can learn something from me.

teol · 08-08-2011 08:08PM

Mickjg wrote: »

Whenever I die, hopefully after a long and fruitful life, I intend to donate my body to science. Whether it's used for medicine or forensic science I intend to out my body to good use. If any of my organs can be used then I'll gladly let them be taken.

Just looked into that:

http://www.medicine.tcd.ie/anatomy/donations/

Good idea.

Tehachapi · 08-08-2011 08:13PM

I want my body floated up the ganges.

Rubberlegs · 08-08-2011 08:30PM

Any part of me that's of use to anyone else can be taken. After that, I only ask that I be buried in a pair of Converse, purple ones perhaps. I'd like to be buried in the town I live in now, with a simple yet fitting headstone, maybe a nice little quote on the end of it:)

The_Thing · 08-08-2011 09:04PM

I would like to have my body encased in a capsule and launched into deep space where I would spend enternity drifting across the Milky Way.

Plans For Your Body When You Die?

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