Have you ever shat yourself in public?

HornyDevil · 08-08-2011 12:45PM #1

. . . whether it's the fart you struggled to keep in - knowing it was a wet un waiting to do some damage . . . or a sudden bout of food poisoning . . . or too much to drink and you never knew what hit you (or the floor)

I once crapped myself from laughing hysterically at a practical joke.

. . . what's the most embarrassing way it happened to you?

amacca · 08-08-2011 12:48PM

another ****ty thread

another terrible thanks whore reply

fcuk it...why bother anymore?

py2006 · 08-08-2011 12:54PM

Jaysus!

Guill · 08-08-2011 01:00PM

amacca wrote: »

another ****ty thread

another terrible thanks whore reply

fcuk it...why bother anymore?

Thread killer kills thread.

pappyodaniel · 08-08-2011 01:00PM

yes

amacca · 08-08-2011 01:01PM

Guill wrote: »

Thread killer kills thread.

meh!

Chuck Stone · 08-08-2011 01:02PM

I used to crap my self continuosly.

I was a wee baby then though.

Guill · 08-08-2011 01:04PM

amacca wrote: »

meh!

Without remorse too...

dirtypanties · 08-08-2011 01:09PM

no.

iPlop · 08-08-2011 01:11PM

dirtypanties wrote: »

no.

Username says otherwise

W.Shakes-Beer · 08-08-2011 01:13PM

awaits Flutt

AnonoBoy · 08-08-2011 01:14PM

I'll take a dump in your fishtank.

TouchingVirus · 08-08-2011 01:16PM

No, but I heard about a guy who did. Was in the Millmount pub a while ago and some old guy dropped the most liquid, putrid shíte on the tiles leading up to the bathrooms. It emptied the pub out and some poor lad had to try to mop it up. Eugh, the thoughts of it

amacca · 08-08-2011 01:18PM

Guill wrote: »

Without remorse too...

a ha ha ha ha aha aaaahhhh haaaaa!!!!!!:eek:

iPlop · 08-08-2011 01:18PM

I used to hang around with a guy who was always taking a dump, we could be walking down the road and want to have a dump behind a wall or a car, I think it was some kind of fetish or something.

Son Of A Vidic · 08-08-2011 01:18PM

HornyDevil wrote: »

I once crapped myself from laughing hysterically at a practical joke.

I would suggest a colonoscopy to get to the bottom of it.

iPlop · 08-08-2011 01:21PM

TouchingVirus wrote: »

No, but I heard about a guy who did. Was in the Millmount pub a while ago and some old guy dropped the most liquid, putrid shíte on the tiles leading up to the bathrooms. It emptied the pub out and some poor lad had to try to mop it up. Eugh, the thoughts of it

I saw something like that a few years ago, an auld fella lifted his arse on the stool at the bar to fart and a whole load of guinness poo juice ran off the side of the stool, the smell was awful.

AnamGlas · 08-08-2011 01:24PM

I may have followed through on a fart

stovelid · 08-08-2011 01:31PM

amacca wrote: »

another ****ty thread

another terrible thanks whore reply

fcuk it...why bother anymore?

To garner thanks under the guise of lambasting thanks whores?

amacca · 08-08-2011 01:33PM

stovelid wrote: »

To garner thanks under the guise of lambasting thanks whores?

thanks whoring is a complex continuously evolving area my friend

cosmicfart · 08-08-2011 01:39PM

My dog constantly shats herself in public I keep telling her "Darling, its how u look that matters, here have a treat"

FlutterinBantam · 08-08-2011 01:40PM

Was heading to Croker for a Galway game a few years ago, showery day so I had the golf wet gear on.

Had a long walk to the stadium and I knew I had a 'live unstable round 'baking in the chamber.

Thought I could 'tough it out' and make the ****ters in the Hogan,but just on final approach she 'crowned' and exploded in me jocks like a fcuking dropped trifle.Total fcuking carnage!!!

Fcuking waft going through the stiles was wodious, I could see the fcuker taking the tickets pulling back his head:eek:

Anyway the Flutt was quick thinking, abandoned the caked strides and jocks in the shitters and just used the golf pull-ups which were not contaminated.

felt sorry for the dude who had to 'bag' the load in the jacks, not a pretty sight, full evacuation and loose.

Very traumatic.

Live4Ever · 08-08-2011 01:52PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was heading to Croker for a Galway game a few years ago, showery day so I had the golf wet gear on.

Had a long walk to the stadium and I knew I had a 'live unstable round 'baking in the chamber.

Thought I could 'tough it out' and make the ****ters in the Hogan,but just on final approach she 'crowned' and exploded in me jocks like a fcuking dropped trifle.Total fcuking carnage!!!

Fcuking waft going through the stiles was wodious, I could see the fcuker taking the tickets pulling back his head:eek:

Anyway the Flutt was quick thinking, abandoned the caked strides and jocks in the shitters and just used the golf pull-ups which were not contaminated.

felt sorry for the dude who had to 'bag' the load in the jacks, not a pretty sight, full evacuation and loose.

Very traumatic.

Funniest post I've ever read!!

:D:D

MajorMax · 08-08-2011 01:57PM

Does Sharting count?

HornyDevil · 08-08-2011 01:59PM

The curry one's are the worst

Reamer Fanny · 08-08-2011 02:01PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Was heading to Croker for a Galway game a few years ago, showery day so I had the golf wet gear on.

Had a long walk to the stadium and I knew I had a 'live unstable round 'baking in the chamber.

Thought I could 'tough it out' and make the ****ters in the Hogan,but just on final approach she 'crowned' and exploded in me jocks like a fcuking dropped trifle.Total fcuking carnage!!!

Fcuking waft going through the stiles was wodious, I could see the fcuker taking the tickets pulling back his head:eek:

Anyway the Flutt was quick thinking, abandoned the caked strides and jocks in the shitters and just used the golf pull-ups which were not contaminated.

felt sorry for the dude who had to 'bag' the load in the jacks, not a pretty sight, full evacuation and loose.

Very traumatic.

Your a sick sick man

TouchingVirus · 08-08-2011 02:05PM

justryan wrote: »

Your a sick sick man

Didn't expect anything less from the Flutt

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-08-2011 02:05PM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I saw something like that a few years ago, an auld fella lifted his arse on the stool at the bar to fart and a whole load of guinness poo juice ran off the side of the stool, the smell was awful.

I saw something the exact same. The bar owner was nearly crying, he got the stool and fired it into the town river

HornyDevil · 08-08-2011 02:09PM

Emmy Polite Gearshift wrote: »

I saw something the exact same. The bar owner was nearly crying, he got the stool and fired it into the town river

Presumably with the guy still on it

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-08-2011 02:11PM

HornyDevil wrote: »

Presumably with the guy still on it

That woulda been a sight

mathie · 08-08-2011 02:12PM

stovelid wrote: »

To garner thanks under the guise of lambasting thanks whores?

You have to watch out for meta-thanks-whoreing

Have you ever shat yourself in public?

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