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sneaky things you got up to as a child!

  • 08-08-2011 02:15AM
    #1
    froglet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭froglet


    following on from the current thread i found of "innocent things you did as a child".....

    what were sneaky devious things you did as a child?

    like doing something bold you knew your sibling would get the blame for.

    when i was around 7 and 8 at christams i used open beer bottles on christmas eve to drink to see what beer was like thinking that i couldnt get told off because id say that santa did it and knew they couldnt say that santa couldnt have!!


Comments

  • #2
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Crushed glass in my Ma's hand cream.

    Ha hahaha...

    Burning down the house...

    Ha ha ha ha


  • #3
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I used to put salt in the sugar bowl of various auntie Marys I didn't like.


    Still do !


  • #4
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    When we were in national school, we used to get the teachers apple, bore out a hole in it with a pencil and put an ink cartridge into it.

    He never noticed the difference, but did start to turn a blue colour around the mouth after a few weeks...


  • #5
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Sneaky things? Masturbating under the desk in class at school I guess.

    Come on, we've all done it at least once ... haven't we? ... Guys?


  • #6
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,979 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    hirobert2 wrote: »
    LOL, I have done sth silly,usually put some worms to my colleague‘s box，she dares this too much...
    after reading that, i accidentally the whole thing.


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  • #7
    froglet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭froglet


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Sneaky things? Masturbated under the desk in class at school I guess.

    Come on, we've all done it at least once ... haven't we? ... Guys?

    ahh stop! there should be a whole new thread for secondary school storys, i cant tell half of them and couldnt be bothered right now.

    but it was always funny glugging over a teachers desk for it to fall on there head :eek:
    after a while we used just pretend there was something on the ceiling in the class and have everyone looking up trying to pretend you didnt want to be seen and confuse the fook out of the teacher.


  • #8
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I used to sneakily listen to Lionel Richie the definitive collection in front of the mirror, while dancing on the sealing. It was some feeling.


  • #9
    Artur Foden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭Artur Foden


    I never bothered to go to school


  • #10
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    froglet wrote: »
    ahh stop! there should be a whole new thread for secondary school storys, i cant tell half of them and couldnt be bothered right now.

    but it was always funny glugging over a teachers desk for it to fall on there head :eek:
    after a while we used just pretend there was something on the ceiling in the class and have everyone looking up trying to pretend you didnt want to be seen and confuse the fook out of the teacher.

    Is that the banana on the ceiling routine your talking about?


  • #11
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I used to set gorse fires. Got out of control once and a farmer chased us down the hill right into the open arms of the gardai.... fun times.


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  • #12
    froglet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭froglet


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Is that the banana on the ceiling routine your talking about?
    ya banana/mars bar or big dirty glugger (hocker-phlem)


  • #13
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    froglet wrote: »
    ya banana/mars bar or big dirty glugger (hocker-phlem)

    Glugger. Great word. Definitely putting that in my vocabulary


  • #14
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Sneaky things? Masturbating under the desk in class at school I guess.

    Come on, we've all done it at least once ... haven't we? ... Guys?

    Wanker...?


  • #15
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    policarp wrote: »
    Wanker...?

    Aren't we all?


  • #16
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I killed a man....


  • #17
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I used to set gorse fires. Got out of control once and a farmer chased us down the hill right into the open arms of the gardai.... fun times.

    Ye should've never started to smoke.
    Think of the Carbon Bog Print. . .


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