Eating out of the bin om nom nom

Doc · 06-08-2011 01:51AM #1

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

Dangerous Man · 06-08-2011 01:52AM

You're disgusting.

Rabies · 06-08-2011 02:00AM

Did you at least nuke the fvck out of it and try and kill some of the crap before it thinks about killing you?

Saila · 06-08-2011 02:00AM

taking freegan to a whole new level

WindSock · 06-08-2011 02:01AM

You raped your burger, then dumped it, now you want to further traumatise it?

Mickeroo · 06-08-2011 02:02AM

I wouldn't have eaten it after it fell back in. Otherwise it's fair game.

Dennis the Stone · 06-08-2011 02:05AM

We've had eating out of the bin and shrinkage. Is this George Costanza night or something?

Paddy Cow · 06-08-2011 02:07AM

WindSock wrote: »

You raped your burger, then dumped it, now you want to further traumatise it?

LMAO you couldn't make it up!

:D

rockmongrel · 06-08-2011 02:07AM

Doc wrote: »

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

I'm going to quote you so that when you realise what you've posted tomorrow morning, you won't be able to edit it away

Kojak · 06-08-2011 02:09AM

Doc wrote: »

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

Your username is Doc, and yet you persist with this unhealthy lifestyle.

I'm not going to you for a check-up....

Paddy Cow · 06-08-2011 02:09AM

Doc wrote: »

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

I hope you're not a real doctor!

Doc · 06-08-2011 02:21AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I hope you're not a real doctor!

I hope your not a real cow because I ate one of you

HazDanz · 06-08-2011 02:22AM

Doc wrote: »

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing?

Bear Grylls would cry if he knew your lack of commitment.

Paddy Cow · 06-08-2011 02:24AM

Doc wrote: »

I hope your not a real cow because I ate one of you

It was probably one of my inbreed in laws - they're full of BSE which would explain why you would go looking for a half eaten burger out of the bin :eek:

Lapin · 06-08-2011 02:27AM

Doc wrote: »

Okay so I got home tonight after having been out for 1 or 2... or 3...
okay so maybe it was 4...
alright then a lot of drinks and I was hungry. Very hungry.

But to my great sadness I had no easy thing for a drunk person to eat food wise in the house. No bread for toast no cold cuts no nothing.
Then I remembered before i went out tonight I had gone to burger king and got myself a fat bastard burger and chips. I remembered that my eyes had been bigger then my belly and I had only eaten half the burger the rest I had raped back up in its paper then put in the chip cardboard container thing then put back in the bigger brown bag and put in the bin. I pushed on the peddle for the bin and it opened to revel the burger king bag sitting at the top of the other rubbish.

I picked it up and opened it. I took out the cardboard chip thing and removed the half eaten burger from it still in its burger wrapper. Just as I unwrapping the burger it slipped from my hand and fell back into the bin.

This time there was direct contact with the other rubbish and no mater how much I wanted to I couldn't bring myself to eat it.

I nearly cried and then thought to myself wait what the hell am I doing? This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

I think you the good people of after hours will let me know if I am alone in this bin eating activity or not. I have one other time eaten a piece of pizza still in its box that I took back out of the bin. So are there others out there scavenging in there own refuse for a tasty morsel? Or am I a uniquely discus ting snowflake?

Why? :eek:

recylingbin · 06-08-2011 02:33AM

Okay so I got home tonight

This is tramp level activity and went to bed.

This is why I don't believe you.

bronte · 06-08-2011 02:39AM

For fucks sake what happened to supernoodles?

Eating out of the bin om nom nom

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