Wall Street Has Crashed! Put Your Money Under The Bed!

UsernameInUse · 05-08-2011 02:25PM #1

It's official - Obama is up sh!t creek without a paddle. He's in a state of denial and America has no leadership. With the debt ceiling now raised, it's either complete hopeless ignorance for economics or treason. Racing east, this is hitting Europe today! Get ready for "Black Friday" No2. America is now in a great depression and Obama is giving an emergency speech this afternoon. E.U's Ollie Rehn on the radio just now sounds like he's lost and confused.

First Greece, then us, Portugal, Italy and Spain....
France has 500Billion tied up in Italian debt. If Italy goes kapput, France will fall along with the UK. Has the run on the banks finally come? Many thought this day would not arise. I hope people are now looking at the safety of their money in Irish banks. It's time to buy Gold or Swiss Francs. If you're not comfortable with those investments, put your savings under your mattress.

God Speed.

W.Shakes-Beer · 05-08-2011 02:26PM

Jonjo?

meditraitor · 05-08-2011 02:26PM

UsernameInUse wrote: »

God Speed.

Be carefull, the athiests are watching:cool:

R P McMurphy · 05-08-2011 02:28PM

Is it too early to kill and eat my neighbour? maybe could kill now and keep frozen for a bit

Dirk Gently · 05-08-2011 02:28PM

I already have no money so I dont care tbh.

wild_cat · 05-08-2011 02:29PM

UsernameInUse wrote: »

It's official - Obama is up sh!t creek without a paddle. He's in a state of denial and America has no leadership. With the debt ceiling now raised, it's either complete hopeless ignorance for economics or treason. Racing east, this is hitting Europe today! Get ready for "Black Friday" No2. America is now in a great depression and Obama is giving an emergency speech this afternoon. E.U's Ollie Rehn on the radio just now sounds like he's lost and confused.

First Greece, then us, Portugal, Italy and Spain....
France has 500Billion tied up in Italian debt. If Italy goes kapput, France will fall along with the UK. Has the run on the banks finally come? Many thought this day would not arise. I hope people are now looking at the safety of their money in Irish banks. It's time to buy Gold or Swiss Francs. If you're not comfortable with those investments, put your savings under your mattress.

God Speed.

eh I read about half an hour ago that the job figures turned out better than expected.....

Stop scaremongering on something you clearly don't understand.

milltown · 05-08-2011 02:29PM

:eek: Oh noes :eek:

Somebody think of the children etc.

Guill · 05-08-2011 02:29PM

Somebody get Jim Corr on the phone.

BEASTERLY · 05-08-2011 02:30PM

Finally something interesting to talk about:)

Ulysses Gaze · 05-08-2011 02:30PM

So without knowing precisely the ramifications of this, would you say is it time for us to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

mikemac · 05-08-2011 02:32PM

UsernameInUse wrote: »

God Speed.

So the end is approaching and the atheists are doomed?

phasers · 05-08-2011 02:34PM

I have no savings. Will I be ok?

05-08-2011 02:34PM

Guill wrote: »

Somebody get Jim Corr on the phone.

He doesn't talk on phones in case they're bugged.

syklops · 05-08-2011 02:35PM

Attention grabbing thread name is attention grabbing.

Just checked my stock and it is up 1% from yesterday. OP, care to give a link to your source that Wall Street has crashed?

Lies and inaccuracies like this hurt the system.

FetchTheGin · 05-08-2011 02:35PM

Ulysses Gaze wrote: »

So without knowing precisely the ramifications of this, would you say is it time for us to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

Yes I would Kent.

RichieC · 05-08-2011 02:36PM

with a bit of luck they'll all jump out the window, again.

Mr. Presentable · 05-08-2011 02:36PM

By Steven Russolillo and Tomi Kilgore
Of DOW JONES NEWSWIRES
NEW YORK (Dow Jones)--U.S. stock futures pointed sharply higher Friday morning in volatile trading after a better-than-anticipated jobs report eased some concern following the drubbing suffered in the previous session.

About an hour before the open, Dow Jones Industrial Average futures soared 106 points to 11477. The index bounced sharply following the jobs data; futures had been down 150 points overnight.

OP in scaremongering shock!

Dyr · 05-08-2011 02:36PM

We should panic and lynch the OP

booboo88 · 05-08-2011 02:38PM

So we're all fúcked. Oh great

Logical Fallacy · 05-08-2011 02:40PM

RichieC wrote: »

with a bit of luck they'll all jump out the window, again.

There is a common misconception about that...there were very view suicides on Wall Street during the crash of 1929.

It's just been built up and up and up over the years....like the way people remember Woodstock as a hippie fest when it wasn't.

meditraitor · 05-08-2011 02:41PM

The dow is 134.26 points up today?

biko · 05-08-2011 02:42PM

This thread is too much.

Wall Street Has Crashed! Put Your Money Under The Bed!

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