Build a house....booo!

Ladjacket wrote: »

Does anyone know the words to a song I heard a few years ago, it goes like:

We'll build a house (audience boos)
A public house (waaayy)
It will have one bar (booo)
A mile long (waaaayyy)

I forget the rest unfortunately!
Can anyone help?

I don't know if its an actual song or not ? I remember a guy in my secondary school doing something like this, he would say:

I was arrested by a guard (boo)
It was a bean guard (wayyy)
She was wearing a hat (booo)
Thats all she was wearing (wayy)
She took me away (boo)
In the back of her car (wayyy)
She held me down (boooo)
She used her handcuffs (wayyy)

I forget the rest, twas great craic altogether

We're going to a house (boo)
A public house! (Wayy)
They don't serve pints (boo)
They serve buckets! (wayy)
There's only one bar (boo)
A mile long! (wayy)
The guards came (boo)
The bean guards! (wayy)
They took our names (boo)
And our numbers! (wayy)
They gave us jobs (boo)
Blowjobs! (wayy)

You'd really want to be there !!! sounds better after a good few, I suspect