Describe the craziest thing you've seen on the internet (no links, descriptions only)

The dude who sits himself on the glass jar/bottle, it breaks inside him and he starts picking out the bits of glass while the blood is flowing from his hole.

Maybe it was the fact that he was so calm about it that disturbed me most.

BME Pain Olympics. I'd advise you not to go look for the video but it's basically a guy cutting into his penis and ballsack with a steak knife and taking them out. Some say it's fake and I'd be inclined to agree, but it's pretty damn realistic.

And when I first started using the internet frequently back around 2003-2004, I'd always hang around Sonic the Hedgehog messageboards. One in the community became infamous, known as the 'Sonic Passion' board. It was a place full of freaks who'd roleplay to the extreme to the point of giving very detailed descriptions of how their own fan characters would get their rocks off with the likes of Sonic or Tails, and they'd even go so far as to pay and get certificates to say they were actually married to their favourite characters.

I've seen a crazy amount of stuff, I think it's hard for me to actually decide which was the craziest. The Japanese usually provide the craziest and funniest stuff.

In college we used to search the web to see who could find the most bizzare stuff. Good grief, the things we saw.

These wouldn't be the craziest but spring to mind:

Dildo Kart Racing
Japanese (who else? :pac:) girls on all fours on these odd remote controlled racing contraptions with a mechanism on the back of them doing.............you know. The strangest thing is it's on a proper kart track in broad daylight

Enema Tug Of War
Loads of Japanese girls out in a field having a game of tug of war with a long rope. The, eh, bonus being they've all had enemas

A disturbing one is a woman putting a deflated basketball fully up a guy's arse and pumping it up.

As for sites, christ, you search hard enough and you'll find extremely bizzare things. One really unsettling site is a forum dedicated to everything poo like how to make poo lollies / burgers / dip sauce / all sorts of cooking recipes, how to steal "presents" from public jacks (as in how to "disarm" certain models of toilets so they don't flush), how to properly contain them, right down to the ingredients of that "perfect poo"

There's way crazier stuff but I really can't describe them here. I find it hilarious the depths people will lower themselves to, litteraly nothing is too far.

I would have to say the aparent "nubbing" of a corpse. If you don't know what nubbing is then you should probably keep it that way

Once seen this porno where this chick stuck a dildo up this chaps bell end.

I'm not squeamish but that was ****ed up.

Oh and I seen a russian solder get his head cut off.

Blue waffle and special chicken fried rice disease google it :pac:

Conor108 wrote: »

Oh and that video where 2 or 3 asian girls are playing with rabbits, then they put a plane of glass over the rabbits and sit on the glass, crushing them. SIIIIICK

That reminds me of Wang Jeu, who used to get kittens and baby chickens and smash their heads in with their feet,crushing their skulls and letting their brains wedge between her toes.Extremely haggard! :eek: Not one for the childers!

3 guys 1 hammer is another one that springs to mind.Also saw a vid of this guy in Brazil who crashed his motorbike into a truck without a helmet.Needless to say....speed kills.

Twilightning wrote: »

BME Pain Olympics. I'd advise you not to go look for the video but it's basically a guy cutting into his penis and ballsack with a steak knife and taking them out. Some say it's fake and I'd be inclined to agree, but it's pretty damn realistic.

And when I first started using the internet frequently back around 2003-2004, I'd always hang around Sonic the Hedgehog messageboards. One in the community became infamous, known as the 'Sonic Passion' board. It was a place full of freaks who'd roleplay to the extreme to the point of giving very detailed descriptions of how their own fan characters would get their rocks off with the likes of Sonic or Tails, and they'd even go so far as to pay and get certificates to say they were actually married to their favourite characters.

I've seen some weird stuff on the internet but something that was more odd than disturbing was a forum with about 40,000 posts on it about pokemon but there was only one user registered on (registrations were closed) and the forum was at least 4 years old so it was just one guy talking to himself about pokemon for years.

Remember the one from Paddys Day last year with the two guys in Templebar with their pants pulled down breakdancing, one was covered in blood because he fell on a broken pint glass. Then the bit where one guy turns the other one upside down and proceeds to play air guitar with the other guys cock.

Soooo weird.

amanda brunker on stage at oxegen and the dude getting fucked by a horse both made me hate myself equally for watching...