Have you ever been put off a girl/guy by something you saw in their home?

MagicMarker · 01-08-2011 10:00PM

dee. wrote: »

Another ex.. I was only in my early teens and so was he. my friend and I found a box of recorded tapes in a press in his house titled "loose women". We had no idea it was a tv show and he swore it was (and that they belonged to his mom) but I was definitely weirded out by it.

Errr....

Ficheall · 01-08-2011 10:30PM

Toots* wrote: »

Maybe stick a NSFW on that?

It says StrapOn01.jpg - what were you expecting?

Toots · 01-08-2011 10:39PM

Ficheall wrote: »

It says StrapOn01.jpg - what were you expecting?

Could have been a website selling prosthetic legs! Some people need extra warning!!

PK2008 · 01-08-2011 11:11PM

This thread is giving me a boner

Cochore · 01-08-2011 11:18PM

Gandalph wrote: »

Found a pair of boxers in her panty drawer when I was searching through it for something to sniff, put me off that weirdo

Rookie mistake. For something to sniff you look in the laundry basket!

dilallio · 01-08-2011 11:19PM

df1985 wrote: »

Was put off when I discovered their "home" was a caravan....

You thought she was a nurse, when she told you she was one of the Ward Sisters.

celj · 01-08-2011 11:20PM

df1985 wrote: »

Was put off when I discovered their "home" was a caravan....

Did you not get a smell of burnt sticks off her beforehand??

belle2e · 02-08-2011 01:46AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

The only thing I've ever found in a girl's house to put me off was a boyfriend.

hahahahahaha

mandrake04 · 02-08-2011 02:01AM

stateofflux wrote: »

met an american girl in town, she brings me back to hostel she staying in. get to 'her' room. clothes off. i hear this snoring. i ask 'whats that?'...she replies 'that just yong, he's from china, don't worry he won't wake up'...

Classic!!

reminds me of my first week in Oz, met a girl from Kildare and she brought me back to her place in Bondi Junction where I nailed her. A few hours later I hear her room mate coming back and getting undressed and climb into bed but I didnt turn around (pretended to be sleeping) next thing I hear this loud snoring and I whipser to the girl 'Christ your room mate snores like a man' and she replies 'That because it is a man'. I thought f**k it and slipped her another one for the craic, woke up the next day and he had went off to work. Had a bit of a chuckle when I noticed the Cork jersey hanging up... obviously a Cork man.

Not really a deal breaker for me but just a similar story.

TouchingVirus · 02-08-2011 02:02AM

Degag wrote: »

Probably not what God was thinking about when he designed them though.

Hehe, God... Hehe, designed :pac:

Reamer Fanny · 02-08-2011 02:02AM

Dildo

TouchingVirus · 02-08-2011 02:07AM

justryan wrote: »

Dildo

You were put off by a dildo? Surely you left the guy your number?

:P

Reamer Fanny · 02-08-2011 02:20AM

Haha I should say put off by her dildo!

In The Sticks · 02-08-2011 02:27AM

some random drunk wrote: »

Whether its a one night stand or a serious relationship, there's always a time when you go back to "their place" for the first time. My question is did you ever see anything freaky/strange/disgusting that changed how you felt about your potential partner? A couple of my own examples:

1. I was seeing this girl, thought she was cute, went on a few dates with her. One night she invites me over to her apartment (she lived alone) to watch a late night movie together. All good so far until I need to go to the bathroom. There I'm met with the horror of the most disgusting sh1t encrusted toilet you could imagine. I'm not talking just a few poo stains, I mean the toilet bowl was more brown than white! Couldn't look at the girl again the same way.

2. Was going out with a girl in Thailand who was a single mother. After the 2nd date she invites me back to her house. Without warning, she strips off her top and begins breastfeeding her child in front of me. Her daughter was 5 years old, WTF?!

So good folks of AH, have you any similar stories to tell?

you compared her to a shi**y toilet bowl, by the way did you get to 'bog' the hand!!!!!:rolleyes:

vampire of kilmainham · 02-08-2011 10:55AM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

I drunkenly pulled a Polish bird in Sligo years ago and went back to her house where she lived on her own. The house was normal from the outside but as soon as we got into the hall there were stacks of newspapers from the floor to the ceiling all along the walls...strange.

Same thing in the sitting room, stacks of newspapers, neatly piled against the walls all the way up from the floor to the ceiling. I had to ask
"what's with all the newspapers?",
she replied
"Oh I just collect them, you know what I love? Westlife, you look like Shane from Westlife. You want to see my room?"
"Ehh, not really, I eh....
"COOL!"

With that she led me to her room (same as the other rooms) and we started making out. It wasn't too bad now because my eyes were closed but all I could smell were ****in newspapers. I asked her again, "why do you collect newspapers?" She told matter of factly (in broken English) that Armageddon was coming, atomic bombs will drop from the skys and these newspapers would keep her safe from radiation.

See you around

imigine if that had of been all her used knickers piled up from floor to cealing the smell you'd of got then uhhhh

annascott · 02-08-2011 11:22AM

A pair of girls tights on the sofa. They were all rolled down at the top, and it was obvious that they had been taken off there. The guy was supposed to live alone so the tights did not belong to a sister or house-mate. I made an excuse and left.

Latchy · 02-08-2011 11:26AM

The pigs in the parlour and the well hung donkey in the kitchen was a bit alarming but that was forgotten as soon as we hit the girls bedroom .

Tea_Bag · 02-08-2011 12:06PM

bible quotes everywhere... never got the ride in the end... god she was beautiful though. now im staying away from religious types.

Shpuds · 03-08-2011 01:53AM

Tea_Bag wrote: »

bible quotes everywhere... never got the ride in the end... god she was beautiful though. now im staying away from religious types.

Snap! Went back to a gorgeous Australian chaps place, delighted with myself. He then whacked out the bible and read to me. He was kind enough to offer me his floor of his bedroom for the night.

Tea_Bag · 03-08-2011 02:07AM

Shpuds wrote: »

Snap! Went back to a gorgeous Australian chaps place, delighted with myself. He then whacked out the bible and read to me. He was kind enough to offer me his floor of his bedroom for the night.

Ha that's unbelievable. What kind of guy must he have been to turn his back on the dirty?

Killer Pigeon · 03-08-2011 02:15AM

When I was younger, I went to a friend's birthday party in his house. At one stage I used his bathroom and his mother had just finished before I went in (awkward). So I went in anyway and to my horror the toilet wasn't flushed properly but that wasn't as merely as horrifying as what I saw in the toilet bowl. There was a tissue floating in the water with his ma's period all over it. I nearly threw up.

It will be fun to tell him some time in the future - "I saw your ma's period once, all over the place it was."

Jesus Wept · 03-08-2011 02:21AM

syklops wrote: »

So you were put off by one girl because you found she sh1ts, and you were put off by the other because she had breasts and used them as they were intended?

kylith wrote: »

Many cultures breast feed for years longer than we do in the west, especially when food might be a bit scarce. 1) it's very good for the kids and 2) why spend more than you can afford to on food when you produce perfectly good nourishment for free?

Breastfeeding also helps prevent conception as the body figures that it's better to spend its energy on feeding current children than on trying to produce food for one child and trying to supply enough nutrients to a depeloping embryo.

Sure, we might find it odd, but it's perfectly natural and normal.

No it isn't.

Shpuds · 03-08-2011 12:20PM

Tea_Bag wrote: »

Ha that's unbelievable. What kind of guy must he have been to turn his back on the dirty?

First time i went back for coffee and actually got the coffee.

bijapos · 03-08-2011 01:34PM

This happened to a lad called Ger from Limerick who I shared a house with in London in the early 90's.

We were out for pints in Bayswater one night and he copped off with a girl from Sheffield. Back to her place, a one bed apartment and before they went in she told him to wait for a minute, she wanted to sort something out.

Out she comes about 5 mins later, he had heard voices inside while he waited, they went in and he noticed there was someone on the couch. Into her room, they stripped off and jumped into bed, then he noticed it was warm, he said:

" I hope you didn't have to kick your flatmate onto the couch because of me".

"No, its Ok, its my Grandmother, she's down here to get treatment in a clinic for a few days so she's staying here for a while. I asked her to kip on the couch, she wasn't too happy at first thats why it took so long".

The bould Ger couldn't handle it, he said it was the not knowing what illness she had that got him most, so he got out and left, had to walk from Battersea to Islington as he had no cash left for a taxi.:D

Happened around 1992 iirc. He still gets slagged unmercifully about it whenever we see him.

kylith · 03-08-2011 04:10PM

The-Rigger wrote: »

No it isn't.

Oooo! Someone wasn't breastfed!

Tea_Bag · 03-08-2011 05:29PM

bijapos wrote: »

This happened to a lad called Ger from Limerick who I shared a house with in London in the early 90's.

We were out for pints in Bayswater one night and he copped off with a girl from Sheffield. Back to her place, a one bed apartment and before they went in she told him to wait for a minute, she wanted to sort something out.

Out she comes about 5 mins later, he had heard voices inside while he waited, they went in and he noticed there was someone on the couch. Into her room, they stripped off and jumped into bed, then he noticed it was warm, he said:

" I hope you didn't have to kick your flatmate onto the couch because of me".

"No, its Ok, its my Grandmother, she's down here to get treatment in a clinic for a few days so she's staying here for a while. I asked her to kip on the couch, she wasn't too happy at first thats why it took so long".

The bould Ger couldn't handle it, he said it was the not knowing what illness she had that got him most, so he got out and left, had to walk from Battersea to Islington as he had no cash left for a taxi.:D

Happened around 1992 iirc. He still gets slagged unmercifully about it whenever we see him.

ha that sounds exactly like what would happen to a guy i know, also called ger, also in limerick. i was gonna ring him up to sus the story but i reckon the dates would all be wrong. 1992 he would have been too young.

EDIT: he lived in england and everything, but it cant have been him cause he would have rode her anyway without even a thought, and probably chatted up the ol lady too.

naasface · 03-08-2011 06:13PM

:cool:

annascott wrote: »

A pair of girls tights on the sofa. They were all rolled down at the top, and it was obvious that they had been taken off there. The guy was supposed to live alone so the tights did not belong to a sister or house-mate. I made an excuse and left.

ha! cheek of him.

First time I went back to my exs house. HE had a weighing scales in his bedroom? beside the bed. Just found it odd.

Tea_Bag · 03-08-2011 06:34PM

Ha actually i can remember another of mine. i went back to this girls house i had been busting into in night clubs and parties a few times, happy days i thought, she's pretty hot, and we got along great. get back to her room and she had condoms everywhere. like everywhere. loads of them. there's being safe, then there's having a 3 draws with nothing in them but condoms. and under the bed, and under her pillow. we didnt have sex that night, and i left early the next morning and havent kissed her since, or spoken much.

found out later from friends who didnt want me to feel bad that i was one of the few guys in our big group that she hadnt slept with

before the PC brigade arrive, im not slut this and cool guy that for having loads of sex. if you get around you get around. it takes alot for me to think youre a true slut.

bijapos · 03-08-2011 06:37PM

Tea_Bag wrote: »

ha that sounds exactly like what would happen to a guy i know, also called ger, also in limerick. i was gonna ring him up to sus the story but i reckon the dates would all be wrong. 1992 he would have been too young.

EDIT: he lived in england and everything, but it cant have been him cause he would have rode her anyway without even a thought, and probably chatted up the ol lady too.

Ger is 41 now and has lived in London since we finished college, happily married to a lass from the north of England (but not Sheffield

). He never rode her, said it was the thought the oul lady had a dickie bladder or worse that put him off, reckoned he wouldn't give Ireland a good showing that particular night. He never met her again either iirc.

Tea_Bag · 03-08-2011 07:14PM

bijapos wrote: »

Ger is 41 now and has lived in London since we finished college, happily married to a lass from the north of England (but not Sheffield ). He never rode her, said it was the thought the oul lady had a dickie bladder or worse that put him off, reckoned he wouldn't give Ireland a good showing that particular night. He never met her again either iirc.

yea its definately not him.

Have you ever been put off a girl/guy by something you saw in their home?

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