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Have you ever been put off a girl/guy by something you saw in their home?

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  • #32
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 990 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    kylith wrote: »
    Many cultures breast feed for years longer than we do in the west, especially when food might be a bit scarce. 1) it's very good for the kids and 2) why spend more than you can afford to on food when you produce perfectly good nourishment for free?

    Breastfeeding also helps prevent conception as the body figures that it's better to spend its energy on feeding current children than on trying to produce food for one child and trying to supply enough nutrients to a depeloping embryo.

    Sure, we might find it odd, but it's perfectly natural and normal.

    Thats true and I've no problem if that's the case.

    However....this girl was from a very wealthy background (lived in a mansion in a gated compound with security that would have made Bin Laden jealous). Also when I asked if she still produced breast milk she replied no. So I asked why then she let her daughter suck her nipples? She replied "Cos my girl likes it and it makes me horny too"


  • #33
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Thats true and I've no problem if that's the case.

    However....this girl was from a very wealthy background (lived in a mansion in a gated compound with security that would have made Bin Laden jealous). Also when I asked if she still produced breast milk she replied no. So I asked why then she let her daughter suck her nipples? She replied "Cos my girl likes it and it makes me horny too"

    So effectively you had a threesome with her and her..... :eek:.....I can't even bring myself to type it....


  • #34
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Thats true and I've no problem if that's the case.

    However....this girl was from a very wealthy background (lived in a mansion in a gated compound with security that would have made Bin Laden jealous). Also when I asked if she still produced breast milk she replied no. So I asked why then she let her daughter suck her nipples? She replied "Cos my girl likes it and it makes me horny too"

    I feel sick after reading that. :eek::(


  • #35
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 990 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Ledger wrote: »
    I feel sick after reading that. :eek::(

    The worst part was when she joked if I wanted to suck one nipple while her daughter was on the other. At least I hope she was joking :eek:


  • #36
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    Good grief! That sounds like a scene from one of those porno stories I regularly read!


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  • #37
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    some random drunk wrote: »
    The worst part was when she joked if I wanted to suck one nipple while her daughter was on the other. At least I hope she was joking :eek:

    May I call shenanigans?


  • #38
    sideswipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭sideswipe


    Ledger wrote: »
    I feel sick after reading that. :eek::(
    I feel dubious after reading that.


  • #39
    irelandspurs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,085 ✭✭✭irelandspurs


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Thats true and I've no problem if that's the case.

    However....this girl was from a very wealthy background (lived in a mansion in a gated compound with security that would have made Bin Laden jealous). Also when I asked if she still produced breast milk she replied no. So I asked why then she let her daughter suck her nipples? She replied "Cos my girl likes it and it makes me horny too"

    was her second name fritzl?


  • #40
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    sideswipe wrote: »
    I feel dubious after reading that.
    /dirty bas***d, keep your hands to yourself.....:D


  • #41
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Went back to a girls house a few years back to discover she had the hairiest hole....not good lads.


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  • #42
    housetypeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    kylith wrote: »

    Breastfeeding also helps prevent conception as the body figures that it's better to spend its energy on feeding current children than on trying to produce food for one child and trying to supply enough nutrients to a depeloping embryo.

    I beg to differ, breastfeeding does not prevent conception-my kids are 14 months apart partly because of that myth.


  • #43
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Thats true and I've no problem if that's the case.

    However....this girl was from a very wealthy background (lived in a mansion in a gated compound with security that would have made Bin Laden jealous). Also when I asked if she still produced breast milk she replied no. So I asked why then she let her daughter suck her nipples? She replied "Cos my girl likes it and it makes me horny too"

    Sure it wasnt a prison you were in?


  • #44
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Was put off when I discovered their "home" was a caravan....


  • #45
    Tayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Tayla


    kylith wrote: »
    Breastfeeding also helps prevent conception as the body figures that it's better to spend its energy on feeding current children than on trying to produce food for one child and trying to supply enough nutrients to a depeloping embryo.

    In the first 6 months after giving birth, it is apparently between 98% and 99% effective so it would be as effective as condoms but in those 6 months the woman would need to be breastfeeding at least 6 times a day in order to ensure it remained effective.

    Presumably if the woman fed her 5 year old 6-10 times a day she might still be able to use it as a contraception though....in more ways than one!!


  • #46
    stateofflux
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭stateofflux


    met an american girl in town, she brings me back to hostel she staying in. get to 'her' room. clothes off. i hear this snoring. i ask 'whats that?'...she replies 'that just yong, he's from china, don't worry he won't wake up'...


  • #47
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Tayla wrote: »
    That is only true for the first 6 months after giving birth, it is apparently between 98% and 99% effective and even in those 6 months the woman would need to be breastfeeding at least 6 times a day in order to ensure it was effective.
    Weird, I wrote a post saying just that, but it's vanished...


  • #48
    Tayla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Tayla


    kylith wrote: »
    Weird, I wrote a post saying just that, but it's vanished...

    I know, I tried to quote your post and it disappeared.


  • #49
    theT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    I once woke up beside an american chick with a shaved head, I remember thinking some bastard shaved me and ****ed a mirror in my bed....


  • #50
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    stateofflux wrote: »
    met an american girl in town, she brings me back to hostel she staying in. get to 'her' room. clothes off. i hear this snoring. i ask 'whats that?'...she replies 'that just yong, he's from china, don't worry he won't wake up'...

    mmmmkay...cool, lets do it on top of him

    I hate when my audience is asleep!...bad form so it is.


  • #51
    orangebud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭orangebud


    WHEN I SAW THIS I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
    http://bahno.4fan.cz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Strapon01.jpg


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  • #52
    David900
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭David900


    stateofflux wrote: »
    met an american girl in town, she brings me back to hostel she staying in. get to 'her' room. clothes off. i hear this snoring. i ask 'whats that?'...she replies 'that just yong, he's from china, don't worry he won't wake up'...

    I've been that other guy in the room a couple of times in hostels. I still don't know what to do in that situation and its happened twice. The first time it was the bed underneath mine :eek:, I thought of getting up and going to the bathroom but decided just to pretend I was asleep. That girl was an ugly slut....


  • #53
    housetypeb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    David900 wrote: »
    I've been that other guy in the room a couple of times in hostels. I still don't know what to do in that situation and its happened twice. The first time it was the bed underneath mine :eek:, I thought of getting up and going to the bathroom but decided just to pretend I was asleep. That girl was an ugly slut....

    Best thing to do is moan along with them.


  • #54
    MadameGascar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭MadameGascar


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    May I call shenanigans?

    Well I saw a group of brothers, 3, 5 and 8 years old fighting over their mothers tits before, so not necessarily!

    Oh and I saw a Cinderella album in someones house :confused: got the hell out of there...


  • #55
    theT
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 142 ✭✭theT


    orangebud wrote: »
    WHEN I SAW THIS I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
    http://bahno.4fan.cz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Strapon01.jpg

    mmm, I think opening that link will get me the sack....


  • #56
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,024 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    some random drunk wrote: »
    2. Was going out with a girl in Thailand who was a single mother. After the 2nd date she invites me back to her house. Without warning, she strips off her top and begins breastfeeding her child in front of me. Her daughter was 5 years old, WTF?!

    Bitty!


  • #57
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,923 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Degag wrote: »
    You didn't even give her a belt of it before you left?:eek:

    No I headed home on my mountain bike and had a **** whilst cycling up the Pearse Road. Much safer.


  • #58
    carlybabe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    orangebud wrote: »
    WHEN I SAW THIS I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
    http://bahno.4fan.cz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Strapon01.jpg

    mmmmm,it looks like it has pluggy in thingys for the vzzzzzz effect ;) ye didnt happen to catch where she got it before you left, did you????:D















    *there really ought to be a leery smiley on here mods :)*


  • #59
    Toots
    Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 17,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Toots


    orangebud wrote: »
    WHEN I SAW THIS I JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW
    http://bahno.4fan.cz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Strapon01.jpg

    Maybe stick a NSFW on that?


  • #60
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    David900 wrote: »
    I've been that other guy in the room a couple of times in hostels. I still don't know what to do in that situation and its happened twice. The first time it was the bed underneath mine :eek:, I thought of getting up and going to the bathroom but decided just to pretend I was asleep. That girl was an ugly slut....

    Should've had a ****.


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  • #61
    dee.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,461 ✭✭✭dee.


    One of my exes whom I didn't even like (I sort of stayed with him because I was lonely and didn't know how to end things) used to get down on the ground and do everything short of riding his dogs. He'd kiss them and let them lick his face all over and have little wrestles with them.. Fair enough if you love your pets but don't try to kiss me after that! He used to leave pizza boxes in his room too which bothered me because I don't like eating in bedrooms and if I did I would at least clean up my mess. Gah, he was such a slob.

    Another ex.. I was only in my early teens and so was he. my friend and I found a box of recorded tapes in a press in his house titled "loose women". We had no idea it was a tv show and he swore it was (and that they belonged to his mom) but I was definitely weirded out by it.


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