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Starbucks coffee profits up by a third as sales jump. WTF?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Bad news I'm afriad. John West Dolphin Friendly Tuna is actually made from nothing but dolphins.

    Tasty, tasty dolphins.

    Dolphins are jerks anyway. Ideas above their station, and they're mad for a bit of rape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭Buceph


    Yakult wrote: »
    Starbucks is over-rated and over-priced.

    I don't know if this is a particularly UCC thing, because I've only ever drunk Starbucks from there as part of the Kylemore catering entity. But their coffee is good, much better than what you'd get in the majority of pubs and cafés across Ireland. And you get a fairly decent size paper cup thingy for €2.50. Where you'd be paying €2 for a Centra paper cup thingy, you get one of those plus a half for the €2.50 in the Starbucks.

    And I've drunk coffee all over Europe (supposedly where the coffee culture is most,) in Asia and Australia, and Starbucks is on the good side of coffee. The two best rated places for coffee in Cork tend to be Cork Coffee Roasters, and the coffee bar in the English Market. Starbucks easily holds its own on a value comparison. The only time I get coffee of a magnitude better is buying my own beans when the shops tell me they're freshly roasted (Both CCRs and Maher's), grinding them myself and making the coffee myself.

    Starbucks hate is the same as the Nespresso hate. Originally held by a few people who genuinely liked their coffee, but now spouted by trendy pricks trying to stay "authentic." Just like Nespresso coffee it is above average, consistent, and eminently drinkable. If you want a semi-decent coffee, you won't go wrong with it. If you want seriously good coffee, you'll know far more about coffee than the crap most people will spout in here.


    Edit: For clarity, I'm talking about coffee here, either milk based or water based. You're flavoured coffees and frapachinos can fook right off. They are to coffee what alcopops are to alcohol.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    Tasty, tasty dolphins.

    Dolphins are jerks anyway. Ideas above their station, and they're mad for a bit of rape.

    were you in my unit soldier?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Oh sorry, that must have been me, I drank a **** load of times there


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Overheal wrote: »
    in fairness to starbucks they do alright Normal coffee at a normal price compared to other places. The problem is you go there and want something that isn't normal, like a Mocha Frappuchino. Then you get into money.

    And some people prefer McDonalds coffee. Bleh.
    I've tried this (it was 5am) and it was actually not awful. In fact it was better than lots of other coffee I've had, I would rate it reasonably similar to Coffee Society (itself not going to set anyone's world on fire).

    Of course, there is a reasonable chance that I have a positive bias, because my initial expectations were so poor.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,354 ✭✭✭El Horseboxo


    amacca wrote: »
    I've a friend that works in a hacienda in manizales in Colombia. She once told me that the likes of nescafe and starbucks etc get the most crap beans they grow. Ones they mostly throw out except there's a market for them.

    but those nescafe ads...the classy middle aged women....the lads with panama hats surely not!!!

    I feel violated to the very core of my being

    I suppose you're going to tell me the man from del monte was some sort of fcukin fake aspirational fiction too

    ffs...John West wouldn't stand for this ****

    Nah I'd tell ya I'm surprised you only got 3 thanks for that post. So much hard work and effort needs to be rewarded more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,848 ✭✭✭Andy-Pandy


    Ive never had a starbucks coffee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Can anyone tell me where I can get a good cup of coffee in Dublin city centre if Starbucks is so rubbish ?

    Cos the other chains are worse.

    http://www.3fe.com/

    This guy is a boardsie and placed 4th in the world barrista championships. Savagely good coffee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    That's not surprising, as their Cafe mochas and mocha frappucinos are the best ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Can anyone tell me where I can get a good cup of coffee in Dublin city centre if Starbucks is so rubbish ?

    My friend that works in a socialist coffee cooperative in Guatemala told me about loads of them but unfortunately the cult of superior consumption is predicated on the exclusion of others. Sorry.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Not really that surprised, they are expanding very fast. I remember there were only 2 or 3 around here a few years back, I can count at least 15 now. 2 just outside my door here, handy for a coffee meeting during the day or for after work meetings. Starbucks are packed here after work, can be difficult to get a seat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    Andy-Pandy wrote: »
    Ive never had a starbucks coffee

    But do you know what a Tracker mortgage is?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭southsiderosie


    The article said that most of their expansion is outside of the US. When I was in Asia last year, Starbucks was EVERYWHERE, and they are packed. People like them because they are a good place to study, meet your friends or have informal business meetings. The stores also also very clean and well-maintained, and by the standards of places like Hong Kong, are relatively spacious. So I'm not too surprised that they are doing well; emerging markets are doing better economically right now than the US and Europe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    LiamN wrote: »
    As long as they offer free WiFi, people will keep buying coffee there while using it.
    You also have a less chance of getting murdered in Starbrooks than in an Internet cafe.

    http://www.herald.ie/news/quays-horror-as-victim-kicked-to-death-over-70c-2653960.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭judas101


    iPad sales go through the roof = more posers in Starbucks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭PrincessLola


    It always has such a nasty aftertaste to it, they don't even make it like real barristas, its all pressing a button on the fcking machine.

    Coffee is serious business. (I'm not addicted I can quit anytime i want!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    Well better make it quick kiddo, in 5 minutes this place is becoming a starbucks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    I went to starbucks once, they asked me do i want cofee in my iced choclate frapachino...

    ordering there is like going to subway for the first time
    "what bread do you want" (in fractured english didnt help)
    *I have a choice* "em that one"
    "do you want it toasted"
    "how much is it"
    etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    ollaetta wrote: »
    But do you know what a Tracker mortgage is?
    :pac: that just reminded me of a time on a packed bus where we convinced one of my friends we would act out the ad with him, he stood up and said
    "I don't know what a tracker mortgage is!"
    expecting us to follow it up... didn't happen :D



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭artvandulet


    'New Starbucks opens up in the restroom of existing Starbucks'
    http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-starbucks-opens-in-rest-room-of-existing-starb,560/

    "Now, people can enjoy a delicious Frappuccino or espresso just about any time they please, even while defecating."


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  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Oaklyn Millions Throwback


    Skinny sugar-free vanilla lattes. Oh yes.

    Hardly go there myself though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Michael 09


    15,000 stores worldwide that's how. Coffee is a commodity and with new found wealth in india and china, demand for this is through the roof.

    They are also regarded as one of the best employers to work for with very generous healthcare in the states.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    Nah I'd tell ya I'm surprised you only got 3 thanks for that post. So much hard work and effort needs to be rewarded more.

    I resent the implication I had to try hard with that one.....my gigantic intellect can easily bang that sort of stuff out bleary eyed at 3 in the morning after a hard days work and an even harder drinking session

    Thanks whoring across the universe on the starship enterprise under captain Kirk!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭ellieswellies


    Profits are on the up at Starbucks because it's not about drinking coffee.

    Eating foods that contain a bunch of sugar, fat, salt, makes your brain feel pretty happy and the result is you want to do it again - it's addictive. People get hooked on all that sugar and caffeine in their makey-up drinks, plus the consistency of the setups in their places and the free wifi keeps people coming back. It's about having a sort of homely, comforting experience. There was a great article about it in the Guardian a while back, it's not on their site any more but you can read it here http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article24995.htm
    A venture capitalist who knows the business intimately cited Starbucks as a company that has recognised and responded brilliantly to a cultural need. The caffeine and sugar in the coffee, with their energising effects, are certainly part of the equation, but the chain also offers something much more primal. "It's about warm milk and a bottle," he says. "One of my colleagues said, 'If I could put a nipple on it, I'd be a multimillionaire'."

    Personally I think SB coffee tastes burnt and bitter and makes me feel ill. I like the stuff they wheel out at Christmas (gingerbread lattes and whatnot), but otherwise it's fairly rubbish. It's the people that go there every freaking day that gets to me...it's all about pleasure and reward (and profit), the coffee thing is just a front.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    How is the following happening when the world economy is supposedly flucked?



    Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14335897


    OP's answer: I dunno.


    Sent from my batPhone.

    Speaks volumes about who is bearing most of the burden


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard





    Personally I think SB coffee tastes burnt and bitter and makes me feel ill. I like the stuff they wheel out at Christmas (gingerbread lattes and whatnot), but otherwise it's fairly rubbish. It's the people that go there every freaking day that gets to me...it's all about pleasure and reward (and profit), the coffee thing is just a front.

    I dunno comrade, I like the coffee myself. I s'pose you'd know better than me about the motivations behind my personal choices though, eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 191 ✭✭ellieswellies


    Einhard wrote: »
    I dunno comrade, I like the coffee myself. I s'pose you'd know better than me about the motivations behind my personal choices though, eh?
    no...?


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