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Boobs/Breasts/Tits/Jugs

  • 01-02-2003 08:40PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38


    Whatever you all want to call them I was just wondering what you men actually think of them?
    I mean, in reality, would they attract you to a mingin' looking girl? Are they the pulling point??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    It's because we don't have them and they are curvey. Thats why arses are very appealing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,601 ✭✭✭Kali


    They're a bonus... but never make up for a lack of looks/cuteness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    If i had them id never leave the house :D

    kdjac


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭GreenHell


    Originally posted by AngelAine

    I mean, in reality, would they attract you to a mingin' looking girl? Are they the pulling point??

    No. But I suppose that point could change after numerous pints and serious liver killing intake of shots.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Beats looking at her face


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,232 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by KdjaC
    If i had them id never leave the house :D

    kdjac

    Like you do anyway :rolleyes:




    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭The Gopher


    I saw a thing on E4 the other day with some American guy who had breast implants done as a bet with his friends or something.He wasnt any sort of transexual-he was married with kids and all but he still had a pair of average sized tits as part of this bet.
    Needles to say it wasnt very arousing.Particularly the scene where he shaves the hair off them :eek:

    As for my opinion a good pair is a plus alright but I wouldnt be attracted to a girl with a large chest and an ugly face.Nice eyes and hair are slightly more important than tits IMHO.

    As for arses Ive never seen any major attraction in most cases-I cant distinguish between a nice and bad arse.As long as she will let me up it I aint too bothered:D
    Sorry,that was sort of obscene;)

    Though I fail to generally distinguish in temrs of quality of arse there are some girls who can really shake it in a horny way.Fcukin love that :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 295 ✭✭Tails


    Originally posted by KdjaC
    If i had them id never leave the house :D

    I have to agree with KdjaC on that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Breasts are great are'nt they...when you're young! :D

    I tend to call them tits or boobs...

    mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    Originally posted by Kali
    They're a bonus... but never make up for a lack of looks/cuteness.

    This is the truth.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,866 ✭✭✭irishgeo


    There are not evrything when i look at a women but they do help decide it is a difficult choice.

    Everyone is different in many way. A minger with a big tits is alright for fun for a night but thats it.

    On the other hand a nice girl with a nice personality with average sized breasts would do me in the long term.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,590 ✭✭✭lordsippa


    How very odd. I was having this conversation earlier. It turns out even american guys agree with the golden rule:

    Anything more than a handful is too much. :p

    Eye candy at times <it's more how well shaped they are compared to size although size CAN make a BIG first impression ;)>. And asses are DAMN fine looking things! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,676 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    If big breasts matter that much to a guy, he's probably not the sharpest anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Oeneus


    I would much rather go out with a very pretty girl with no tits than a girl with a skanky face and large tits!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    I would much rather go out with a very interesting (i.e. a girl that I can talk to) girl with no tits than a girl with no brain!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    I once had a hour conversation with a girl only looking directly into her face for less than a minute and the other 59 at her titz. It all depends on the size of the girl. Mar thampla i went out with a girl, dead sexy, who would have been roughly 5foot nothing and i could fit her two bad boyz in one of my hands, i.e they were not that big but it didnt put me off, admittedly i have quite big hands but she still had adequately sized yo yo's to satisfy my needs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,623 ✭✭✭Panda


    normally referred to baps, boobs, or babylons, occasionally tits.

    imo, they're not a pulling point if the rest of the body is mingin.
    its not like you're gonna be snoggin her baps,

    well..... :rolleyes:

    a lot of mingin girls have big boobs and tbh they're not everything.
    however, a nice ass is always good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭wiensta


    theyre a sign of fertility, big tits= more fertile = better chance of a healthy/well fed child= better chance of the survival of the species.

    I know that shouldnt be our concern with 6billion people leeching off our fragile planet, but its simply an inborn urge to lean towards women with bigger breasts.

    Viva la humano racio!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Fertility isn't a scientific fact surely is it? Have the "scientists" proved this? I know that small breasts by no means reduces milk production for example. Also I doubt it has anything to do with animalistic tendencies as Historical artwork has been in a majority through the ages (that are recorded) with small breasts as being more beautiful. Just take a look at some old nude paintings.*

    I think that it is all a big marketing ploy. Or "Fashion" if you will.


    *I can get references if needed (as long as I have my very cool Richard Zacks book)


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,933 Mod ✭✭✭✭Turner


    I dont like breasts too big or too small. I like a girl who is proud of her breasts no matter what they look like.
    When I look at a girl I tend to look at the behind first. You get caught too easilly looking at breasts.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Originally posted by Gordon
    I think that it is all a big marketing ploy. Or "Fashion" if you will.

    Probably. What men find attractive is usually based on popular fashion - the chubby phases of the 18th century, the curvy phase of the 80's and the (minging) really skinny phase of the 90's, for example. I think the main attraction to women with big breasts is that men seem to think (unconsciously) that women with bigger breasts are more 'up for it' or better 'goers' (no, seriously). Take Jordan, and that other silly yoke who shags all the british footballers - they are the epitomy of why some men think big breasts = slapper.

    Personally, a B cup is perfect. D is fine, A is ok, and C looks really good on small women. Anything bigger is just going to get in the way. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,119 ✭✭✭p


    Originally posted by wiensta
    theyre a sign of fertility, big tits= more fertile = better chance of a healthy/well fed child= better chance of the survival of the species.
    *snip*
    but its simply an inborn urge to lean towards women with bigger breasts.


    I don't think that's right at all since women's breast grow to cope with their children when they have them.

    On a side note though, I think our social dynamics make a lot of these 'facts' in applicable.

    - Kevin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Rastlin


    Did you ever notice that a nice cute girl with small or average size tits have a better sence of humour and are better crack to be around. Where as cute girls with big tits are too full of themselves. Anyway, as has been said before, more then a handful is a waste.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,859 ✭✭✭logic1


    Originally posted by Rastlin
    Did you ever notice that a nice cute girl with small or average size tits have a better sence of humour and are better crack to be around.

    No.

    .logic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    Legs and arses do it for me personally, and tits coming in second place. My decision to shag someone certainly wouldn't be based on how nice their tits are, unles she has a pair of those olympic ski high-jump ones. Mmmmmnnnnnnn. I certainly wouldent say that they are the basis to decide whether you hit on someone or not, although a mate cant get past the idea of small ones. He gets really freaked by it and has actually dropped relationships over tit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,272 ✭✭✭mada999


    yeah, I'm a boob man, i like women with big boobs,

    Thats all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    I LIKE BIG BOOBS AND I CANNOT LIE!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Anyone interested in fake breasts? One friend of mine used to really like going out with ladies with fake breasts, another friend didn't like them as they felt like groping a soft car tyre.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,476 ✭✭✭Samba


    Hooter, titties and so many more.


    They dont count for everything, but I must admit it is nice seeing a very big breasted woman bounce up and down :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Mmmm running!!!! But seriously, shape over size. Any day.
    Order of preference:
    Perosnality,
    Face,
    Body (in general),
    Teeth (!!!),
    Breast shape,
    Ass,
    Breast size.


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