What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:17PM

tan11ie wrote: »

That sounds great!!

Only if you got a drink in all 8 pubs!! you will have to walk to all 8 pubs then return to the first one before you got a drink! lol

Teyla Emmagan · 26-07-2011 11:18PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

I has lulz cos you didn't get the joke.

LULZ <---- see

I looked it up on urbandictionary and everything, but I still don't get it.

I may be losing my sense of humour, but it's a guy thing, yeah?

vampire of kilmainham · 26-07-2011 11:19PM

i have no problem living without them so i do

Raze_them_all · 26-07-2011 11:20PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I looked it up on urbandictionary and everything, but I still don't get it.

I may be losing my sense of humour, but it's a guy thing, yeah?

wow

tan11ie · 26-07-2011 11:20PM

py2006 wrote: »

Only if you got a drink in all 8 pubs!! you will have to walk to all 8 pubs then return to the first one before you got a drink! lol

You tease

Frank Black · 26-07-2011 11:22PM

The slavish following of stupid fashion trends.
Jeans tucked into boots - 3 or 4 years ago this suddenly appears and every second woman is doing it - it looks stupid - especially with so many people wearing the same thing.
Now it's hot pants with tights - it looks stupid - etc etc.

Teyla Emmagan · 26-07-2011 11:25PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

wow

Oh no, I'm really thick

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:26PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Oh no, I'm really thick

Penny dropped yet?

vampire of kilmainham · 26-07-2011 11:29PM

i hate the fact that they have periods and bleed and the smell of their minge uhhhhhh rotten different species alltogether

Stargazer7 · 26-07-2011 11:30PM

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

i hate the fact that they have periods and bleed and the smell of their minge uhhhhhh rotten different species alltogether

Yeah, you should probably stick to your own species for procreation alright...what would that be again?

tan11ie · 26-07-2011 11:30PM

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

i hate the fact that they have periods and bleed and the smell of their minge uhhhhhh rotten different species alltogether

Prefer the smell of sweaty balls eh

:D

Caraville · 26-07-2011 11:31PM

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

i hate the fact that they have periods and bleed and the smell of their minge uhhhhhh rotten different species alltogether

As a Vampire I thought you'd be ok with that....

Ew

blackdog2 · 26-07-2011 11:31PM

When they go around bleeding everywhere, especially over your favourite tarpaulin, or when they use your priceless toilet paper collection that you have accumulated since the day your youngest brother hatched to "freshen up". My priceless collection is not any fresher!:mad:

admiralofthefleet · 26-07-2011 11:32PM

Caraville wrote: »

What is with these women that take their boyfriends/husbands shopping?!?! Also, actually- what is with the men who agree to go??

I shop alone. I know I'm fussy, so I won't inflict the traipsing around the shops pain on anyone. I can't shop knowing that other people are dying to get out of the shops or getting tired.

I would gladly go to 8 pubs and back to the first one though

my father in law to be has it down to a t
when he goes with her he uses her womens mags for the crosswords and bluntly says to her 'ill be sat here waiting'

si_guru · 26-07-2011 11:33PM

...good point. wtf do they do with all the toilet paper???

Stargazer7 · 26-07-2011 11:35PM

blackdog2 wrote: »

When they go around bleeding everywhere, especially over your favourite tarpaulin, or when they use your priceless toilet paper collection that you have accumulated since the day your youngest brother hatched to "freshen up". My priceless collection is not any fresher!:mad:

3 mins in darling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk

Stargazer7 · 26-07-2011 11:36PM

si_guru wrote: »

...good point. wtf do they do with all the toilet paper???

Ha:pac: Pot...kettle etc. etc.

Caraville · 26-07-2011 11:36PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

my father in law to be has it down to a t
when he goes with her he uses her womens mags for the crosswords and bluntly says to her 'ill be sat here waiting'

At least he does that, but why he needs to go with her at all is beyond me. I will never understand couples clothes shopping together, especially when the woman is the one shopping.

Darlughda · 26-07-2011 11:40PM

Blindness of porn. Assuming women are naturally pre pubescent, and like being cum on their faces.

Stinky shoes and socks.

Bathroom etiquette. Give a rats ass about toilet seat up or down, put towel on floor and pubes left in shower are mingin.

Using stereoypes of the gender wars 'you're being hysterical' etc, when they are deliberately being aloof/silent to buy time/calculate strategy.

Sucking up to your Ma to piss you off.

blackdog2 · 26-07-2011 11:41PM

Darlughda wrote: »

Blindness of porn.... and like being cum on their faces.

pardon?

tan11ie · 26-07-2011 11:41PM

Caraville wrote: »

At least he does that, but why he needs to go with her at all is beyond me. I will never understand couples clothes shopping together, especially when the woman is the one shopping.

Totally agree!! why on earth would you bring a man shopping with ya!!!
and whats with the girls that bring their fellas into the lingerie shop with them....can't even buy your smalls in peace without some perve piking ya out:mad:

blackdog2 · 26-07-2011 11:42PM

Also, why is their no "both equally sh1t" option?

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:58PM

blackdog2 wrote: »

Also, why is their no "both equally sh1t" option?

has to be on or the other lol

admiralofthefleet · 27-07-2011 12:01AM

Caraville wrote: »

At least he does that, but why he needs to go with her at all is beyond me. I will never understand couples clothes shopping together, especially when the woman is the one shopping.

have you ever been shopping with a woman? we go to carry all the bags

Caraville · 27-07-2011 12:05AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

have you ever been shopping with a woman? we go to carry all the bags

I am a woman and I carry my own bags, thank you very much! Some women need to, eh, man up!

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 27-07-2011 01:19AM

fat chicks piss me off

hear me out before i'm infracted, i'm talking about overweight women who CONSTANTLY talk about how they're fat and how they'd love to lose weight. i was a fat lad myself and managed to go from 17stone to 13stone, it's not that hard. if i can do it, anyone can.

i know a good few fat lads who just couldn't give a fcuk that they're fat. but i know more fat chicks who buy heat magazine every week reading the latest diet fad. it's obvious by their talk that their lives would improve immensely if they just had the fcuking willpower to not eat that slice of cake after lunch. for a few months at least.

but they have 0 willpower which is pathetic for the amount they harp on about it.

Stargazer7 · 27-07-2011 01:23AM

georgiecasey wrote: »

fat chicks piss me off

hear me out before i'm infracted, i'm talking about overweight women who CONSTANTLY talk about how they're fat and how they'd love to lose weight. i was a fat lad myself and managed to go from 17stone to 13stone, it's not that hard. if i can do it, anyone can.

i know a good few fat lads who just couldn't give a fcuk that they're fat. but i know more fat chicks who buy heat magazine every week reading the latest diet fad. it's obvious by their talk that their lives would improve immensely if they just had the fcuking willpower to not eat that slice of cake after lunch. for a few months at least.

but they have 0 willpower which is pathetic for the amount they harp on about it.

Good man, it's not like they have self esteem issues or anything if they're comparing themselves to people in heat....what they really need is to be told to man up and be less pathetic :rolleyes:

Obvious troll is obvious

RichieC · 27-07-2011 01:24AM

no, no... stop please...

SHUT UP!!!

Marty McFly · 27-07-2011 01:27AM

Stargazer7 wrote: »

Good man, it's not like they have self esteem issues or anything if they're comparing themselves to people in heat....what they really need is to be told to man up and be less pathetic :rolleyes:

Obvious troll is obvious

I actually agree with him, he makes the same points ive made to friends female and male before. Ive no problem with people being overweight im not one of these dicks that say fat people offend them, but what I dont like is when people who are overweight constantly harp on about trying to loose weight and how there not happy, lets call a spade a spade here if you really truely wanted to loose weight you could. So either do somethingabout it or stop whinging about it and be happy in the skin you have.

Stargazer7 · 27-07-2011 01:29AM

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

I actually agree with him, he makes the same points ive made to friends female and male before. Ive no problem being overweight im not one of these dicks that say fat people offend them, but what I dont like is when people who are overweight constantly harp on about trying to loose weight and how there not happy, lets call a spade a spade here if you really truely wanted to loose weight you could. So either do somethingabout it or stop whinging about it and be happy in the skin you have.

I agree it's up to them but there are ways of addressing these things that are a bit more tactful than telling someone their whinging is pathetic and they have no willpower. Like I said, I'd imagine if it were that simple for them they'd do it. There's something mentally holding them back.

What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

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