What infuriates you about your own gender?

We don't complain about things as much as women do!

It annoys me how, as a gender, we are all so damn perfect. It's a burden to bear being so awesome

Not a damn thing us men are the perfect specimen .

Storminateacup wrote: »

They're manipulative, bitchy,
vindictive, two faced, sly and untrustworthy.

I hate women who cry solely to get their own way.

The way they need constant reassurance.

Its so weak and pathetic

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The insecurity of lots of men, who always feel the need to be competing with each other and prove to themselves that they're worthwhile individuals.
Particularly when a woman's involved. I remember years ago on a work night out in a nightclub when there was literally a circle of about fifteen men round a moderately attractive female colleague trying to impress her. In fairness to her, she wasn't looking for the attention and looked bewildered.
Related to that is the way so many men put so much stock in being seen to be attractive to the opposite sex, even to the point of refusing to accept a woman's clear lack of interest in them and keep pestering them. Or else sulk. Like the guy handing out free newspapers at a particular train station that my girlfriend used to make a tiny amount of smalltalk with. Then since the first time I joined her on the train (about a year ago) he'll never even look at her, always pretending to find something interesting to look at on the ground whenever she passes.

Obviously all of the above doesn't apply to all men.

The over-analysing of things (I can be guilty of this myself at times).

The grudge-holding.

And being too easily offended. Stop being so flippin sensitive!!

Edit: Seeing as there are men complaining about the peeing on the toilet seat thing- I must also say the same about women. It's just mind-boggling how it happens in female toilets. Sit down properly and wee into the bowl. Stop hovering!!

The blank stare I get when I talk about science/books/music/math.
Inane things they talk about (No I do not care what some overpaid tosser has been bought/sold for or if he was busted for cheating on his missus):mad:
General laziness unless it involves the pub
Constantly being on the pull on a night out: Can you not just come for a pint without chasing after every bit of skirt that looks at you?

The way a lot of men are really interested in cars. Could never understand the fascination.

The whole gym culture annoys me too. Meat-heads.

Mindkiller wrote: »

I hate the pissing on toilets thing too. Urinals exist for a reason. If you're going to piss in a bowl and have **** aim then sit down and piss like a girl would.

Some men seem to have a fear that sitting on the toilet seat to piss is emasculating or something. I remember a couple of years ago I was getting the Dublin-Galway bus before the motorway was finished, so the last stretch of road was very bumpy and had lots of sharp turns. While on this stretch I went to the toilet, only to find the floor completely covered in piss. A huge pool with dirty footprints in it. It genuinely seemed like whoever had done it hadn't got any in the toilet at all. Completely disgusting. Even on the motorway, the bus still moves around quite a bit, and you need to sit down on the toilet to make sure your aim is true. I don't get why this guy couldn't have sat down for a minute. It's not like anyone would've seen him. And judging by the mess in the toilet, he must've blasted himself with piss as well as the floor.