Your biggest phone boo-boo

barbarians · 23-07-2011 01:26AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Well... I was in the pub with Johhny Depp and Shane McGowan and as we were on our 5th or 6th pint, I'm not sure we were having too much fun, I said 'guys I need to go back to my penthouse appartment to get changed and make some very important business calls but I'll be back shortly - just gonna text my chauffeur'.

So I picked up my phone and start texting 'Ma, will you come and collect me please? I'm hungry and need to change my clothes. Don't forget to have my dinner ready with the meat cut up and the potatoes mashed how I like 'em'

Guess what?

I sent that text to the lads by mistake...

And then you woke up :pac:

brummytom · 23-07-2011 01:28AM

I rang up a girl and told her I wanked over her.

Yeah, we don't feel awkward around each other at all...

StupidLikeAFox · 23-07-2011 02:09AM

minidazzler wrote: »

More of, she used to use boards, not sure if she still does, and it's embarrassing to me too. One of the few things I am embarrassed by haha.

hahaha, i bet thats a great story. you're a legend lol

deathrider · 23-07-2011 02:16AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Guess what?

I sent that text to the lads by mistake...

Both of them? Jesus, that was unlucky!

Stink on the inside · 23-07-2011 03:34AM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Had gone on a few dates with a really HOT bloke, fantastic body, broad back that i wanted to tear the skin off with my nails (hadnt slept with him yet)
Anywhoooo, was preparing to meet him for a date, was havin a rest and got a text from my sis to see how things were progressing.
So I informed her that I had decided that tonight was "the night", what i wasnt going to do to him wasnt worth mentioning, and yessssss, you've guessed it
I sent it to him by mistake :o:o:o:o:o cringe factor 10
I held my breathe for what felt like hours waiting for the *Im sorry, I cant make it, somethings come up* text....
didnt get it though

I hope he drove you through the wall in the bedroom after getting a text like that

Chris Hansen · 23-07-2011 03:36AM

Not really a boo boo:

Got a text off this doll i was seeing at the time, think Carly or something was her name, anyway i was getting a bit bored of her as she wasnt giving it up after the first date, anyway, due to meet her one evening for the second time when i get a text saying that shes bringing her S&M bondage gear and was telling her sister to meet us at hers afterwards for a three some, the text obviously meant for her sister.

Chris Hansen · 23-07-2011 03:37AM

Stink on the inside wrote: »

I hope he drove you through the wall in the bedroom after getting a text like that

I did

mikemac · 23-07-2011 03:45AM

Not even my mistake, got a call one night about midnight or slightly past

An angry Dad demanding to speak to her daughter and how I was talking advantage of her and he was going to come around and batter me.

From what I figured out his hussy of a teenage daughter had shacked up with some lad in his twenties, the dad was furious and the mother sick with worry

I got even more threats and demands.

Wrong number :rolleyes:

Now if I were sharp and witty I would have played along and told him all the things I was going to do with his daughter. Durty :pac:
Alas I'm not witty and I didn't say anything as I was stunned into silence with the abuse coming over the phone

Balfie · 23-07-2011 03:56AM

I was talking to my mate one day on the phone, an couldn't hear anything he was saying, it was really low, I was asking had he got me on speaker? Nope, check the volume on my phone, to realise I had the phone to my ear backwards.

greenybaby · 23-07-2011 03:59AM

Solnskaya wrote: »

I once rang my boss(now ex-boss)on his mobile and got his voice mail, so I just "hung-up" and loudly took the pi55-"Hoi, this is xxx, I cnut come to the phown roish now cos I've vanished up moi own hole, arrognant pric2k that oi am", and then I heard the beep from the "hung-up" phone and the sweet recorded voice informing me that my message had been left. I hadn't quite hit the red button like I thought. Never could look him in the eye again,and I noticed he was distinctly cooler:Dwith me than before, but nothing was ever said. Ever fecked up with your mobile??

you should have tried calling his number but ......................... actually if i write it down i could get in trouble, but there is a simple way of checking and deleting voicemails before the other person has a chance to hear them

provided they have not changed the preset password provided to them by their operator

Chris Hansen · 23-07-2011 04:16AM

greenybaby wrote: »

you should have tried calling his number but ......................... actually if i write it down i could get in trouble, but there is a simple way of checking and deleting voicemails before the other person has a chance to hear them

provided they have not changed the preset password provided to them by their operator

Did you or do you work for News International by any chance?

deathrider · 23-07-2011 04:57AM

I remember ringing on of my mates (lets call him Tommy) years ago. He was walking home alone in the middle of the night at the time. When his phone rang it was in his pocket. While walking the answer button must have gotten pressed without him realizing that it had even rang. Of, course, I'm on the other end of the hearing nothing but pocket noises, so I'm trying to get his attention by going "Tommy? Tommy? Answer me, Tommy! TOMMY!!" Little did I know at the time that he was standing there on his own, in the middle of the street, freaked out and going "Where's that voice coming from???"
I was in stitchs the next day when he told me.

Hal Emmerich · 23-07-2011 05:12AM

greenybaby wrote: »

you should have tried calling his number but ......................... actually if i write it down i could get in trouble, but there is a simple way of checking and deleting voicemails before the other person has a chance to hear them

provided they have not changed the preset password provided to them by their operator

And they call it hacking!:rolleyes:

All that coding is so tricky. 5

Solnskaya · 24-07-2011 11:15PM

I'd bet there are far more people who have fecked up textually more so than just dialling the wrong number- It's just waay to easy to press send when the wrong person is selected. I'm the worlds slowest texter. so I send very few but watching my son, who receives about literally 100 a day and sends just as many, cock ups have to occur.

djPSB · 24-07-2011 11:19PM

Mate of mine was trying to break up with a girl and was meaning to send this to one of the lads:

'how am I going to break up with her?'

But accidentally send it to her.

They're still together

Solnskaya · 24-07-2011 11:29PM

I wonder how often these type of mistakes are "deliberate", even if just subconciously?

carlybabe1 · 25-07-2011 07:35PM

Stink on the inside wrote: »

I hope he drove you through the wall in the bedroom after getting a text like that

sadly noooooo:(:(:(:(

:P

languagenerd · 25-07-2011 08:33PM

mikemac wrote: »

Not even my mistake, got a call one night about midnight or slightly past

An angry Dad demanding to speak to her daughter and how I was talking advantage of her and he was going to come around and batter me.

From what I figured out his hussy of a teenage daughter had shacked up with some lad in his twenties, the dad was furious and the mother sick with worry

I got even more threats and demands.

Wrong number :rolleyes:

Now if I were sharp and witty I would have played along and told him all the things I was going to do with his daughter. Durty :pac:
Alas I'm not witty and I didn't say anything as I was stunned into silence with the abuse coming over the phone

I got a similar call once - a girl rang me one Sunday morning. She refused to accept that she had the wrong number, and assumed I was some random girl answering her boyfriend's phone and kept asking me "Where's Sean, ye tramp?! Put him on right now!". When I told her she had the wrong number, she said "We'll see about that yeh whore!" - and pressed "redial".

The poor guy probably hadn't even done anything and got a grilling over the random girl who answered his phone...

pragmatic1 · 25-07-2011 08:38PM

Sent a text to the person the text was about. Nothing bad, was just worried about the lad. Still very uncomfortable when I met him after.

orourkeda · 25-07-2011 08:39PM

sgb wrote: »

Had txt sex with a girl, left the phone lying around other half read the txt's, now she's like a television not working properly, picture but no sound

That has to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard

Eoin_Sheehy · 25-07-2011 08:41PM

I had a massive arguement over the phone one day with someone and then was sending a text to that person, and the predictive text on my phone changed whatever word I was using into "KILL" and so I was using the Cabbage Android app so the clear button is right next to the send button and because my resistive touchscreen was so unresponsive it sent instead of cleared.

Needless to say that person did their best to avoid me for 2 months.

orourkeda · 25-07-2011 08:42PM

brummytom wrote: »

I rang up a girl and told her I wanked over her.

Yeah, we don't feel awkward around each other at all...

Isnt that a backhanded compliment.

7Sins · 25-07-2011 08:42PM

I once sent a text that said "I'll c you there" instead of "I'll see you there"....so embarrassed.

orourkeda · 25-07-2011 08:42PM

7Sins wrote: »

I once sent a text that said "I'll c you there" instead of "I'll see you there"....so embarrassed.

c u next tuesday

BengaLover · 25-07-2011 08:43PM

sexted someone, sent it to me ma by mistake then spent ages trying to convince her it was a strange virus and not really from me..:o

orourkeda · 25-07-2011 08:46PM

BengaLover wrote: »

sexted someone, sent it to me ma by mistake then spent ages trying to convince her it was a strange virus and not really from me..:o

WTF is this sh1t.

Doesn't anyone stick their penis into a vagina anymore

tallaghtmick · 25-07-2011 08:48PM

orourkeda wrote: »

c u next tuesday

I got a perma-ban from the animals forum for that :pac:

tallaghtmick · 25-07-2011 08:49PM

orourkeda wrote: »

WTF is this sh1t.

Doesn't anyone stick their penis into a vagina anymore

Clearly you are old :pac:

BengaLover · 25-07-2011 08:50PM

When i was a 'yoof' the closest we ever got to sexting was to write 'S.W.A.L.K on the back of an envelope.

orourkeda · 25-07-2011 08:51PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Clearly you are old :pac:

must be old age

Your biggest phone boo-boo

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