Your biggest phone boo-boo

Solnskaya · 22-07-2011 11:21PM #1

I once rang my boss(now ex-boss)on his mobile and got his voice mail, so I just "hung-up" and loudly took the pi55-"Hoi, this is xxx, I cnut come to the phown roish now cos I've vanished up moi own hole, arrognant pric2k that oi am", and then I heard the beep from the "hung-up" phone and the sweet recorded voice informing me that my message had been left. I hadn't quite hit the red button like I thought. Never could look him in the eye again,and I noticed he was distinctly cooler:Dwith me than before, but nothing was ever said. Ever fecked up with your mobile??

Mr.Crinklewood · 22-07-2011 11:23PM

Dropped call to Yogi once.

tallaghtmick · 22-07-2011 11:24PM

Not really a **** up but I was having unreal phonesex with a girl from Armagh and my sis heard the whole thing:pac:.

Dartz · 22-07-2011 11:27PM

Rang the Ryan line once.

syklops · 22-07-2011 11:28PM

I hacked into the voice mail of a load of celebs and then wrote articles about them in the News of the World. Oh wait, that wasnt me.

Mr. Denton · 22-07-2011 11:32PM

Dartz wrote: »

Rang the Ryan line once.

You won't make that mistake again!

MardiB · 22-07-2011 11:33PM

I went to college with a real weird guy. He was a total control freak and we just couldn't shake him. He used to turn up outside my lectures becaue he had memorised my timetable and knew where I should be.

I had an exam one day when he had no lectures. Sure enough when I finished and walked outside there he was. He asked me several times to join him for breakfast( exam was at eight) but I made my excuses and legged it. I sent a text to a college mate saying 'xxxxx tried to get me to go for breakfast but I escaped wtf is he doing here'

Naturally I sent it to xxxxx Got a reply back saying ' was that for me?'

Turned out to be a good thing as he kept his distance from me after that.

All the same I was still mortified

Needler · 22-07-2011 11:35PM

A lecturer once called me. They never called me before and I had some messer a few days earlier calling me so I answered in my best Apu from Kwik-E-Mart Indian accent:

"HwalllooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO?????!!!!!"

"Hi can I speak to Needler please?"

".... This is Needler"

minidazzler · 22-07-2011 11:35PM

When I was 18 I was kinda dating a girl a little, when I say dating, I mean I went on one date and for some reason she kept texting me. Anyway, I wanted it to kinda stop, cos I was bored of the texting. So I text her one day after a mate had told me to do it something to the tune of "It's over" but in a very nice way.

Then I text a mate after, "Just got rid of the bitch, ya proud of me :P" and you guessed it, I sent it to her. In my defence their names were right next to eachother. Saw her once after it and avoided, not sure what happened to her now, can't even remember her name actually.

MungBean · 22-07-2011 11:37PM

Sound asleep one night after drinking and smokin a few joints. Phone rang, I awoke very confused and thought it was my alarm and I had to go to work, answered the phone and asked whoever it was what the time was. They said "what? I dunno about half 2, let me in will ya!". **** thinks I I'm late for work I'll be killed. Got up in a blind panic, grab a t-shirt thinking it was my pants. Managed to get my legs through the arms as I made my way down the stairs. Stopped at the bottom wondering why it wouldnt stay up, heard a knock at the door and opened it.

There was a few friends plus a couple strange and confused lookin ladies. Here was I in the doorway wearing my t-shirt for a pants looking terrified. I came around after a few seconds and realised what had happened. Got really pissed off, told them they were a shower of bastards and waddled back upstairs to bed.

Needler · 22-07-2011 11:38PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Then I text a mate after, "Just got rid of the bitch, ya proud of me :P" and you guessed it, I sent it to her. In my defence their names were right next to eachother. Saw her once after it and avoided, not sure what happened to her now, can't even remember her name actually.

Was it Louise?

cml387 · 22-07-2011 11:39PM

minidazzler wrote: »

When I was 18 I was kinda dating a girl a little, when I say dating, I mean I went on one date and for some reason she kept texting me. Anyway, I wanted it to kinda stop, cos I was bored of the texting. So I text her one day after a mate had told me to do it something to the tune of "It's over" but in a very nice way.

Then I text a mate after, "Just got rid of the bitch, ya proud of me :P" and you guessed it, I sent it to her. In my defence their names were right next to eachother. Saw her once after it and avoided, not sure what happened to her now, can't even remember her name actually.

I think she posts in PI a lot .

Mr. Denton · 22-07-2011 11:43PM

Once had a mate who was having major hassles from his burd. She was threating to dump him and how "she had better offers etc". Anyway I was in the pub one night and he was bending my ear about it and frankly I was getting quite bored with it because I didn't like the bitch and thought this guy was a cool bloke and could do better.

As the session goes on I'm getting pretty drunk. The mate goes off to the jacks for a wee-wee. When he went off to the jacks I take his phone and ring her home number to give her a bit of my mind. All I get is her voicemail (she lived at home so it was her dads voice on the greeting message).

Anyway, several abusive messages later to her and her dad and I've got it out of my system. Mate comes back and tell him what I just did. He didn't seem to mind too much. However I must have said something fairly colourful as it turned out the da was demanding my mate pass my ID onto him as he wanted to get the Gardai involved.

minidazzler · 22-07-2011 11:44PM

Needler wrote: »

Was it Louise?

No, but I do have a story about a Louise that I won't be telling. haha

Einhard · 22-07-2011 11:45PM

Sitting in the pub with this guy who's not exactly the most sociable of people, and after one of many long silences, I texted other friends who were up the road, and told them to hurry down before I died of boredom, and slowly turned to stone. I may also have called the other guy's intelligence into question in the text. Sent it off anyway, only for the phone on the table to bleep. I knew straight away that it was my text, and I could only watch as he reached for the phone, picked it up, slowly read it, and then raised his eyes to where I was sitting with a goofy smile on my face. All I could think of was to pretend it was a joke, and that I meant it for him. Was mortified. The worst was that the other guys didn't arrive for another hour or so, so had to just sit there in silence until they arrived.

Kevin Duffy · 22-07-2011 11:48PM

Signed a long contract with O2. Awful boo-boo that.

stevejr · 22-07-2011 11:51PM

I got a text from a boss one Sat morning at 2am saying "I love you".

On monday morning I had a quiet word with him and showed him the text, he nearly fainted and start shaking.

Turns out his missus sent the text. ****ed up.

Needler · 22-07-2011 11:51PM

minidazzler wrote: »

No, but I do have a story about a Louise that I won't be telling. haha

What goes in the Louise Boat stays in the Louise Boat?

carlybabe1 · 22-07-2011 11:56PM

Had gone on a few dates with a really HOT bloke, fantastic body, broad back that i wanted to tear the skin off with my nails (hadnt slept with him yet)
Anywhoooo, was preparing to meet him for a date, was havin a rest and got a text from my sis to see how things were progressing.
So I informed her that I had decided that tonight was "the night", what i wasnt going to do to him wasnt worth mentioning, and yessssss, you've guessed it
I sent it to him by mistake

:o:o:o:o:o cringe factor 10
I held my breathe for what felt like hours waiting for the *Im sorry, I cant make it, somethings come up* text....
didnt get it though

minidazzler · 23-07-2011 12:02AM

Needler wrote: »

What goes in the Louise Boat stays in the Louise Boat?

More of, she used to use boards, not sure if she still does, and it's embarrassing to me too. One of the few things I am embarrassed by haha.

sgb · 23-07-2011 12:09AM

Had txt sex with a girl, left the phone lying around other half read the txt's, now she's like a television not working properly, picture but no sound

Solnskaya · 23-07-2011 12:11AM

I also make sure my mobile is firmly "keypad locked" now, cos the feckin thing has dialled out while in my pocket-one guy rang me and said I should lock my phone when not using it cos i had dialled his number by accidnt-I had spent the last half hour telling my mate what a tosser i thought this guy was:o another picture and no sound when i met him the next time.

deathrider · 23-07-2011 12:19AM

Not quite the same thing but-

Years ago when I was living back home, and mobile phones were pretty much unheard of (back in the ice-age), I got a wrong number call on the house phone in the middle of the night saying "Heya, can I get a taxi to <insert name of nightclub here> please?" So I told them there'd be one there in five minutes and hung up- And went back to bed proud as punch.

Goldenegg · 23-07-2011 12:44AM

When myself and himself first started going out, I decided to text him a lovely message of what was gonna happen that night and how I couldn't wait etc... Click send....DAD! $hit $hit $hit! In fairness mr.goldeneggs first name begins with D.

Next day I called down to my parents, and decided to face the music. My dad said..."did you get up to anything last night?"
Me- "no, just went to the cinema". AWKWARD!

Raminahobbin · 23-07-2011 12:48AM

deathrider wrote: »

Not quite the same thing but-

Years ago when I was living back home, and mobile phones were pretty much unheard of (back in the ice-age), I got a wrong number call on the house phone in the middle of the night saying "Heya, can I get a taxi to <insert name of nightclub here> please?" So I told them there'd be one there in five minutes and hung up- And went back to bed proud as punch.

Ha I love doing this

my family phone number is very similar to a local pizzeria. We've taken many orders, and wound up many people

especially when you do accents and put them on 'pretend hold' with live music. It's amazing the crap people with put up with when they hear a foreign accent!

tallaghtmick · 23-07-2011 12:53AM

sgb wrote: »

Had txt sex with a girl, left the phone lying around other half read the txt's, now she's like a television not working properly, picture but no sound

Hate that mr soon to be single :pac:

Lurching · 23-07-2011 01:00AM

minidazzler wrote: »

When I was 18 I was kinda dating a girl a little, when I say dating, I mean I went on one date and for some reason she kept texting me. Anyway, I wanted it to kinda stop, cos I was bored of the texting. So I text her one day after a mate had told me to do it something to the tune of "It's over" but in a very nice way.

Then I text a mate after, "Just got rid of the bitch, ya proud of me :P" and you guessed it, I sent it to her. In my defence their names were right next to eachother. Saw her once after it and avoided, not sure what happened to her now, can't even remember her name actually.

A likely story!

23-07-2011 01:02AM

Out drinking with a friend, who was an extraordinarily attractive girl and always got attention from guys. She was off flirting with random guys, leaving me by myself. So, rather annoyed and cranky, I sent a text to another friend saying, "out with X, she's being flirty and slutty as usual", only for X's phone to beep.

.. that became a very awkward night.

hardCopy · 23-07-2011 01:05AM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

didnt get it though

That's not what he said!

barbarians · 23-07-2011 01:18AM

Turned the language on my sisters phone to Arabic. She was not happy.

Also another time I knocked the same sister's phone (different phone) into a cup of cold hot chocolate. Phone was fucked

Chuck Stone · 23-07-2011 01:18AM

Well... I was in the pub with Johhny Depp and Shane McGowan and as we were on our 5th or 6th pint, I'm not sure we were having too much fun, I said 'guys I need to go back to my penthouse appartment to get changed and make some very important business calls but I'll be back shortly - just gonna text my chauffeur'.

So I picked up my phone and start texting 'Ma, will you come and collect me please? I'm hungry and need to change my clothes. Don't forget to have my dinner ready with the meat cut up and the potatoes mashed how I like 'em'

Guess what?

I sent that text to the lads by mistake...

Your biggest phone boo-boo

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