How can we restore national pride?

hoorsmelt · 18-07-2011 01:57PM #1

We are royally screwed as a nation, and have lost our pride and dignity. Everyone knows that the best way to restore them is to win a war, so should Ireland declare war on Iceland or someone like that to restore our dignity and standing on the world stage? Imagine the boost to tourism there'd be from Enda Kenny taking the salute of the victorious soldiers as they parade through Reykjavik after conquering Iceland.

Dartz · 18-07-2011 02:00PM

National Socialism.

If only to scare the Germans.

Play brinkmanship with fascism. Give us what we want, or we vote blueshirt.... wait a minute.

ScumLord · 18-07-2011 02:01PM

Make more bread!

FatherTed · 18-07-2011 02:02PM

Win the World Cup. Or beat England.

FatherLen · 18-07-2011 02:02PM

FatherTed wrote: »

Win the World Cup. Or beat England.

oh its you....

smash · 18-07-2011 02:03PM

If all the Irish women lied and said all Irish men has massive penises then we might be able to get the eastern European women back and it would boost tourism too.

orourkeda · 18-07-2011 02:05PM

Cake and gang bangs

Nodin · 18-07-2011 02:05PM

"Sacrifice to Gods of old
Bleed them of their lives
Fresh blood on our swords
Gods Of War Arise"

Dravokivich · 18-07-2011 02:06PM

Invite the Normans, worked a treat last time.

kfallon · 18-07-2011 02:07PM

By disowning Richie Kavanagh!

stovelid · 18-07-2011 02:09PM

Declare war on a weaker country and kick their ass.

Or bribe UEFA to let Celtic win the Champions League.

smash · 18-07-2011 02:14PM

stovelid wrote: »

Or bribe UEFA to let Celtic win the Champions League.

Scottish team win Champions League to restore national pride? Might restore some revenue to a few sh!thole pubs full of skangers but will do nothing for Ireland!

My name is URL · 18-07-2011 02:16PM

War with Iceland is definitely the way to go. We could mount an operation to replace our 'r' with their 'c'. The IMF will send the bills to the wrong country then.

orourkeda · 18-07-2011 02:18PM

stovelid wrote: »

Declare war on a weaker country and kick their ass.

Or bribe UEFA to let Celtic win the Champions League.

Isnt Glasgow in scotland?

FatherTed · 18-07-2011 02:20PM

FatherLen wrote: »

oh its you....

Do ya want another kick up the arse?

kfallon · 18-07-2011 02:22PM

steve06 wrote: »

Scottish team win Champions League to restore national pride? Might restore some revenue to a few sh!thole pubs full of skangers but will do nothing for Ireland!

So if you support Celtic you are automatically a 'skanger' who drinks in a 'shithole' :rolleyes:

Micky Dolenz · 18-07-2011 02:22PM

Win the upcoming Rugby world cup.

Claim those NI golfers as our own.

jugger0 · 18-07-2011 02:23PM

Iceland would probably beat us in a war, we have no real air units worth mentioning, no proper tanks, we have about 12,000 ground troops with no way of transport unless we book a flight with ryan air. It wouldnt end well.

messymess · 18-07-2011 02:25PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Cake and gang bangs

Spot the priest ! (easy on the cake right?)

hoorsmelt · 18-07-2011 02:28PM

jugger0 wrote: »

Iceland would probably beat us in a war, we have no real air units worth mentioning, no proper tanks, we have about 12,000 ground troops with no way of transport unless we book a flight with ryan air. It wouldnt end well.

We have a large fishing fleet that could be commandeered by the Navy, and the government jet for aerial insertions.

Lapin · 18-07-2011 02:28PM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

We are royally screwed as a nation, and have lost our pride and dignity. Everyone knows that the best way to restore them is to win a war, so should Ireland declare war on Iceland or someone like that to restore our dignity and standing on the world stage? Imagine the boost to tourism there'd be from Enda Kenny taking the salute of the victorious soldiers as they parade through Reykjavik after conquering Iceland.

Iceland would kick our arses back into the middle of last week.

smash · 18-07-2011 02:29PM

kfallon wrote: »

So if you support Celtic you are automatically a 'skanger' who drinks in a 'shithole' :rolleyes:

I thought it was a prerequisite? http://sweepingsince1888.blogspot.com/

mattjack · 18-07-2011 02:30PM

steve06 wrote: »

If all the Irish women lied and said all Irish men has massive penises then we might be able to get the eastern European women back and it would boost tourism too.

Irish women lie..? dont be so ridiculous...

orourkeda · 18-07-2011 02:31PM

kfallon wrote: »

So if you support Celtic you are automatically a 'skanger' who drinks in a 'shithole' :rolleyes:

Yes

orourkeda · 18-07-2011 02:32PM

messymess wrote: »

Spot the priest ! (easy on the cake right?)

You are aware that child abuse and gang bangs are separate arent you?

ScumLord · 18-07-2011 02:33PM

jugger0 wrote: »

Iceland would probably beat us in a war, we have no real air units worth mentioning, no proper tanks, we have about 12,000 ground troops with no way of transport unless we book a flight with ryan air. It wouldnt end well.

Well we'll obviously be starting the war with Iceland while hiding behind Britain. We just have to get our story straight first. Remember 'they started it'.

ilovesleep · 18-07-2011 02:36PM

Bring back michael flatley, riverdance and hot chicks jigging around showing leg. That was one hell of a good production that put ireland on the world stage. Please note: I am not a lesbian when I speak of hot chicks.

orourkeda · 18-07-2011 02:37PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Bring back michael flatley, riverdance and hot chicks jigging around showing leg. That was one hell of a good production that put ireland on the world stage. Please note: I am not a lesbian when I speak of hot chicks.

I'm more concerned about the fact you mentioned Riverdance

kfallon · 18-07-2011 02:40PM

steve06 wrote: »

I thought it was a prerequisite? http://sweepingsince1888.blogspot.com/

You should leave the 'thinking' to those with the mental capacity for it :rolleyes:

--Kaiser-- · 18-07-2011 02:41PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Please note: I am not a lesbian when I speak of hot chicks.

A bestiality enthusiast then?

smash · 18-07-2011 02:42PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

Bring back michael flatley, riverdance and hot chicks jigging around showing leg. That was one hell of a good production that put ireland on the world stage. Please note: I am not a lesbian when I speak of hot chicks.

Just bi-curious?

kfallon wrote: »

You should leave the 'thinking' to those with the mental capacity for it :rolleyes:

Like the celtic fans?

How can we restore national pride?

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