Can you remember your First Boner??

frag420 · 15-07-2011 02:45PM #1

Can you remember your first boner?

Or how old your were when you first started getting them?

I remember getting them when I was about five. My teacher used to bring her daughter into school some days and she would sit at the teachers desk and we would all gather around. I would drop a pen to the ground so I could bend down under the table and look up her skirt. This would give me a savage horn.............

so can you remember how old were you when you first pitched a tent.

frAg

Mr. Denton · 15-07-2011 02:46PM

Sure can. I couldn't poop right for days.

Sweatynutsack · 15-07-2011 02:58PM

frag420 wrote: »

Can you remember your first boner?

Or how old your were when you first started getting them?

I remember getting them when I was about five. My teacher used to bring her daughter into school some days and she would sit at the teachers desk and we would all gather around. I would drop a pen to the ground so I could bend down under the table and look up her skirt. This would give me a savage horn.............

so can you remember how old were you when you first pitched a tent.

frAg

lol, you sound like a dirty aul farmer

Ghost_of_ED209 · 15-07-2011 03:00PM

Yep, use to piss me off tho when they thought I was just kicking...

Adamantium · 15-07-2011 03:01PM

in the confessional bo....... oh sorry wait wrong person

Retr0gamer · 15-07-2011 03:02PM

All I can remember was ur ma straddling me bouncing up and down and calling me a naughty boy.

Killer Pigeon · 15-07-2011 03:05PM

IBTL - C'mon all the pedos will love reading this thread.

Feeona · 15-07-2011 03:05PM

I haven't had one yet

frag420 · 15-07-2011 03:05PM

Its really a ploy.................follow the IP address and flush out the pedo priests....

careca11 · 15-07-2011 03:06PM

if you can remember being a couple of months old , then you will remember your first boner , very very very few people in the world can remember themselves at that age ,
so no I cannot remember my first boner

frag420 · 15-07-2011 03:09PM

Try "harder" ha ha

cruiser178 · 15-07-2011 03:13PM

Ah yes i remember it well. Was about 7 or 8 strolling home from the shop one sunny day suckin on a loop the loop when all of a sudden i get this strange but very satisfying feeling in my pants. I look down to see my micky trying to burst out through my pants, i didnt know why at the time but i felt so proud at that moment.

Thanks for reminding me of that wonderful day op, think i'll go off to the toilet and, you know, be proud of myself for 5 minutes

Mr. Denton · 15-07-2011 03:17PM

cruiser178 wrote: »

Ah yes i remember it well. Was about 7 or 8 strolling home from the shop one sunny day suckin on a loop the loop when all of a sudden i get this strange but very satisfying feeling in my pants. I look down to see my micky trying to burst out through my pants, i didnt know why at the time but i felt so proud at that moment.

Thanks for reminding me of that wonderful day op, think i'll go off to the toilet and, you know, be proud of myself for 5 minutes

So you were sucking on a juicy phallic shaped object and you got your first boner? Nice.

Rented Mule · 15-07-2011 03:18PM

Ok .....here is the obligatory AH answer.

No ....but 'yore ma' does.

FlutterinBantam · 15-07-2011 03:26PM

A young Flutther was ambling down the street reading 'the Dandy' when Mrs McNellis came out of the shop, she was a fine looking woman, plenty of meat on her bones and she was wearing a light Summer dress.

She must have been pre-occupied as she bent down to check her shopping bag,a gust of wind blew up the skirt and a gobsmacked Flutther was presented with a panoramic view of a bushy well thatched minge totally uncontained by the flimsy kex she had on.

Fcuking burger dropped on a barbers floor.:eek::eek:

Took me a few days to recover, so it did.:cool:

RichieC · 15-07-2011 03:29PM

absolutely not... I remember the first time I made a sex wee, though... that was weird and deadly at the same time!

Son Of A Vidic · 15-07-2011 03:31PM

Feeona wrote: »

I haven't had one yet

And you probably never will.

dr.bollocko · 15-07-2011 03:34PM

Well I think that's enough of that.

tut tut.
Shakes fingers etc.

Can you remember your First Boner??

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