Giant Boner Inducing Spider On the Loose in Super Market.

Maureen O'Connor — A five-inch Brazilian Wandering Spider—the most venomous spider in the world.....

On a side note, some moons ago I briefly went out with a girl called Maureen O Connor who turned out to be a bit of a psycho and felt it was quite acceptable to punch or kick fellas in the nads so the irony is not lost here as I had painful experiences (regardless of having an erection or not). Get on her wrong side and she spit venom too. Heard she got some poor sap to marry her and is now living in Oz. I regularly check the Sydney Herald for obituaries and news stories as it's only a matter of time.

Back on topic, regarding the supermarket spider, I wonder what the criteria is to be classed as a "wandering spider" as opposed to "just browsing" or can't find the cornflakes" spiders.

Ray Palmer wrote: »

Spider-man could have been very different

Rapist instead of a superhero?