Worst Date you ever had

Gilda Fortune wrote: »

in my defence the holiday situation was different. i wanted a one night stand.
other date i was hoping for more and didnt want to rush it.

i have had one night stands just in that instance i didnt want one.

lovely.

kfallon wrote: »

Into town for a few drinks, time to go home or seal the deal so I ask her if she wants to come back to mine. Next thing I know she's in this deep conversation about a realtionship etc. Now I've gotten my hopes (and micky ) up about getting the ride so I eventually give in and say, "Yeah lets give it a try!" to get her back to mine. Ride her a few times, see her off in the morning and then avoid her for about a month til she gets the idea!

Nice one - it's no wonder half the females of the race have some story about a man treating them like absolute sh(te.

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Nice one - it's no wonder half the females of the race have some story about a man treating them like absolute sh(te.

And it's no wonder half the male race have some story about women being needy, clingy geebags :pac: First date and she was on about getting serious and settling down, give me a break ffs. Tbh I deserved a ride after listening to her shite

Gilda Fortune wrote: »

You havent even heard about plastic sheets yet (the guy who told me he had to use plastic sheets on his bed - i never saw them or him in person thank god another quick exit)

I've a terrible feeling I know this guy (not me).

Seanbeag1 wrote: »

Met a girl in work. Brought her to a comedy club. Was a good show. During the intermission we got talking to some American birds who were on holiday here and everyone seemed to be having fun. Second half of the show comes and goes, lots of laughs and then she turns schizo. Got up, got her jacket and hopped on the nearest bus leaving me with the two surprised American birds. It was like someone just turned on her bitch switch. I wouldn't mind if it was a case were I'd been chatting a lot with the Americans or something but there seemed to be no reason at all for it.

Did you bang the Yanks???

Miss Fluff wrote: »

About two years ago I had a date in town with a CRAZY man.

Nearys @ 7pm. I was running fifteen minutes late. Date ended at 7.49pm.

I broke the world record for the world's shortest date because:

He was totally socially inept - quick fire questions. Felt like I was on a gameshow
I think he may have had Aspergers
He kept scratching his balls repeatedly
He got emotional when he said he never got past a third date with people - "what is WRONG with meeeeeeeeeee?"
He told me he may have a third date with a girl but she is away in Limerick a lot and will have to see how it goes, what did I think? Could I offer any advice (more ball scratching)
He kept ringing his hands asking why girls "don't do anything more than kiss" on dates (more ball scratching)
He asked me to tell him honestly why he never got past third dates
He "accused" me of flirting outrageously with my male work colleagues and probably every man I encounter - that I'd use my looks to my advantage and was probably a c0ck tease - (muttering under breath)
He admitted to having a "happy ending" Thai massage in Sandyford as often as is possible, once a week because "it's needed" (que more ball scratching)
His work is interfering with his personal life AND AND AND he told me after fifteen minutes he had to shoot off

LOLers - the hilarity

Back to Sandyford to 'shoot off' no doubt :pac:

I have a story, not a single date, but sort of a few of them with the same girl over a couple of weeks.

Anyway a good few years ago I was recently single after breaking up with my girlfriend of about 2 year. As is normal I started heading out on the town again with friends. Not really looking for anything but a good night out with the lads. Well one of the group was a girl I knew from a few years ago. She used to go out with a friend of mine. I was never overly attracted to her so never thought of her as anything but a friend.

On the first night out we were all having a laugh and she was great to get on with. But still just as a friend. The next date we had the same craic but I noticed she was getting a little flirtatious. I wasn't overly interested I'm ashamed to say. She was good looking, very funny but she did smoke, which is a turn off for me, and the fact that she used to go out with my friend meant that I decided against anything more than friends.

The next night we go out she's getting very flirtatious. Beer is crumbling my resolve but I withstand the assault. I do start noticing how nice her boobs are....

The next night it takes all my might to resist her advances. I am a bit disappointed that she's not getting the message.

The next night I am sneakily tricked to going back to a house party where it's just me, her and one of our other friends who swiftly goes to bed leaving us alone. I say goodnight and tell her I'm getting a taxi home. Escape successful!

But wait....she decides she'll walk with me to the taxi rank. :eek:

On the way to the taxi rank, she keeps stopping in front of me looking for the kiss. I keep walking past her. Finally she's had enough and stops me right in my tracks and goes in for the kill. I panic, and this is the part I'm really not proud of,...................I headbutt her. Gently I must add!

She's shocked.:eek: I'm shocked.:eek: We walk in silence and get separate taxis. I feel guilty the whole night and most of the next day. But dinner time I can see the funny side though.

So on the next night out she is somehow still interested in me. I decide she really is a nice girl and I feel so bad for nutting her the last time so we have a few kisses and actually have a really nice night chatting and getting on well. Being the gentleman that I am (excluding the headbutt incident) I decide not to go any further as I'm not interested in anything serious but I fear that she is. So I say goodnight and put her in a taxi to go home alone. I said I'd call her tomorrow but I don't didn't mean it so shouldn't have said it really.

A few days pass and I haven't called her when she calls me. She's very upset that I'm ignoring her, that she really had a good time and wanted to be my girlfriend. I apologise and say the usual "I'm only out of a relationship, I'm not looking for anything serious" line, which was true. But she is really upset. She say she thought we'd be really good together and doesn't want it to end. I again panic and as nobody is around to headbutt I instead invite her to the cinema making sure she knows it's "Just as friends". Well we went to see Signs (yes I told you this is a good while ago!) which was another mistake. She used the scary parts of the film to justify cuddling up to me.

At the end of the movie she suggests we go for a drink somewhere together and I can see that we're back where we started so I finally had to say no, and really mean it. She got the message eventually but I felt like ****.:(

To this day I still feel terrible about the whole thing. She really is a lovely girl, and I am still friends with her. Maybe if I was looking for a serious relationship at the time we would have hit it off but it's all in the past. It did teach me never to hook up with friends unless you're really serious about them. Not worth it in my opinion.

I've also learned that headbutting girls is not socially acceptable.

Miss Fluff wrote: »

About two years ago I had a date in town with a CRAZY man.

Nearys @ 7pm. I was running fifteen minutes late. Date ended at 7.49pm.

I broke the world record for the world's shortest date because:

He was totally socially inept - quick fire questions. Felt like I was on a gameshow
I think he may have had Aspergers
He kept scratching his balls repeatedly
He got emotional when he said he never got past a third date with people - "what is WRONG with meeeeeeeeeee?"
He told me he may have a third date with a girl but she is away in Limerick a lot and will have to see how it goes, what did I think? Could I offer any advice (more ball scratching)
He kept ringing his hands asking why girls "don't do anything more than kiss" on dates (more ball scratching)
He asked me to tell him honestly why he never got past third dates
He "accused" me of flirting outrageously with my male work colleagues and probably every man I encounter - that I'd use my looks to my advantage and was probably a c0ck tease - (muttering under breath)
He admitted to having a "happy ending" Thai massage in Sandyford as often as is possible, once a week because "it's needed" (que more ball scratching)
His work is interfering with his personal life AND AND AND he told me after fifteen minutes he had to shoot off

LOLers - the hilarity

Well if he didnt go to the Happy Ending Massage Parlour he probably would not need to scratch his balls......................You got the happy anding this time and a lucky escape!!

Is there anyway of thanking that post ^^^ without the ladies here seeing it I wonder??

Very Funny!!

Chairman Meow wrote: »

Another bird i actually went out with maybe 3 times. But i had to get ****faced drunk every time jsut tob e able to make conversation with this girl. She mustve thought i was a dipso...i was like, nah love, youre just pretty tedious company..

I hope you did that on purpous?