Worst Date you ever had

#32 12-07-2011 02:48PM

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The ninth of November, it was my 9/11.

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#33 12-07-2011 02:52PM

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I arranged to meet up with a fella who I had met online. He was coming up to see his cousin during the day and seeing me that night for our date.

Originally arranged to meet 10 I think, ended up meeting at 11 and he was pished as a fart, his cousin was still with him. I think it was on Arthurs Day. It was just awful! I necked two pints and left. The cousin was very apologetic and walked me to a taxi while the other lad toddled down the road to a casino! Never heard from him again.

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#34 12-07-2011 02:53PM

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Have another one. Holiday one this time.
So i met this German barman on holiday. he threw ice down my top and then proceeded to chat me up. sleazy i know. but he was very attractive best looking guy i have seen on the holiday, big tall muscles like a young arnie. and i was on holiday. Not a guy i would date seriously but defo worth a one nighter.

so we get talking, i mentally decide tonight his lucky night!:). so took him back to my apartment and we proceeded to get romantic. up he gets and takes it out of his trousers. Its huge and i mean Boogie nights huge , i have never seen a larger one ever. im actually a bit frightened.
he then says what is your name again , i tell him , and he curses and says all u Iirish girls are the same same ****ing names blah blah blah (he actually said blah blah). he is standing there insulting me and putting on a condom at the same time! he adds in that he is starring in some low budget porno movies and women are mad for him. and i should count myself lucky.

the moments ruined I am a fairly confident girl so i tell him to get out. he actually leaves.

next night his in the bar throwing ice down his next victims top!

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#35 12-07-2011 02:55PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

Have another one. Holiday one this time.
So i met this German barman on holiday. he threw ice down my top and then proceeded to chat me up. sleazy i know. but he was very attractive best looking guy i have seen on the holiday, big tall muscles like a young arnie. and i was on holiday. Not a guy i would date seriously but defo worth a one nighter.

so we get talking, i mentally decide tonight his lucky night!:). so took him back to my apartment and we proceeded to get romantic. up he gets and takes it out of his trousers. Its huge and i mean Boogie nights huge , i have never seen a larger one ever. im actually a bit frightened.
he then says what is your name again , i tell him , and he curses and says all u Iirish girls are the same same ****ing names blah blah blah (he actually said blah blah). he is standing there insulting me and putting on a condom at the same time! he adds in that he is starring in some low budget porno movies and women are mad for him. and i should count myself lucky.

the moments ruined I am a fairly confident girl so i tell him to get out. he actually leaves.

next night his in the bar throwing ice down his next victims top!

Achtung Baby!!

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#36 12-07-2011 02:58PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

Describe the worst date you have ever been on - I will get the ball rolling

Got asked out for drinks in Temple Bar by seemingly normal attractive young man. (24 i was 26)
So all seems good, we having fun chatting and drinking.
He suggests we get a taxi to my place get some drink and watch some movies and continue getting to know one another.
Im attracted to him and i know i want to know him but i also know i dont put out on a first date ever.
so i tell the guy come back we can have fun but id prefer to take things slowly on the sexual side. ie. no sex tonight.
perhaps i should have had more sense. but i was upfront.
so we get back anyway all fine till he started getting romantic. i said no i dont know how many times. eventualy i pushed him off. I wasant at all scared of him. after i pushed him off he said , through tears that he loved me! and that he had a disabled brother and had to look after him alot and that i was the first good thing in his life. all this on the first date. now i was a bit disturbed by him. he kept on with loving me crap.
being kind i said he could stay in the spare room and go in the morning. but he wouldnt calm down and kept trying to get me to say i would be his girlfriend.
i picked up his coat and flung it and him out the front door. he sat in the garden looking lost and berfet so i ordered a taxi and got him picked up.

The next day i got a phonecall from his mother! saying her son was mad about me and that if i would only give him one more chance i would see what a nice boy he was......needless to say i hung up and kept hanging up at her further attempts to ring me

Gilda Fortune wrote: »

Have another one. Holiday one this time.
So i met this German barman on holiday. he threw ice down my top and then proceeded to chat me up. sleazy i know. but he was very attractive best looking guy i have seen on the holiday, big tall muscles like a young arnie. and i was on holiday. Not a guy i would date seriously but defo worth a one nighter.

so we get talking, i mentally decide tonight his lucky night!:). so took him back to my apartment and we proceeded to get romantic. up he gets and takes it out of his trousers. Its huge and i mean Boogie nights huge , i have never seen a larger one ever. im actually a bit frightened.
he then says what is your name again , i tell him , and he curses and says all u Iirish girls are the same same ****ing names blah blah blah (he actually said blah blah). he is standing there insulting me and putting on a condom at the same time! he adds in that he is starring in some low budget porno movies and women are mad for him. and i should count myself lucky.

the moments ruined I am a fairly confident girl so i tell him to get out. he actually leaves.

next night his in the bar throwing ice down his next victims top!

I see...

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#37 12-07-2011 02:59PM

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TheZohan wrote: »

I see...

in my defence the holiday situation was different. i wanted a one night stand.
other date i was hoping for more and didnt want to rush it.

i have had one night stands just in that instance i didnt want one.

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#38 12-07-2011 03:01PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

Im attracted to him and i know i want to know him but i also know i dont put out on a first date ever.

Gilda Fortune wrote: »

in my defence the holiday situation was different. i wanted a one night stand.
other date i was hoping for more and didnt want to rush it.

i have had one night stands just in that instance i didnt want one.

Oh...

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#39 12-07-2011 03:02PM

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frag420 wrote: »

Right I was set up on a blind date...............met her one cold Sunday last January. We went for coffee and sat outside the central bank chatting. She told me about the 40+ jobs she has had from working in a pet shop to an abatoir to volunteering in hospitals to all sorts of crazy things. I knew she was a bit odd but she came out with a cracker............

She leaned over to me and asked me what I was in to??

I told her the usual, going ot at weekends, movies, music etc.

SHe then said " No, I meant what are you IN TO??"

I was a little confused so I was like "surfing, swimming, cooking" etc

She then repeats herself and asked in a tone that suggested to me that it should be obvious what she is babbling on about. I turned and asked her what she was into..............

" Well one time I was with this guy and he stuck a garden hose in my ass and turned on the cold tap so I guess I am kinda in to that, what about you??"

Holy freaking ****....................my jaw hit the ground. Most guys impress their women by going to Ann Summers not Woodies DIY!!

It slowly got weirder so I made my excuses and went home where I scrubbed myself clean for like an hr.

FOOOK THAT!!!

She was into colon hydrotherapy? How peculiar.

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#40 12-07-2011 03:03PM

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TheZohan wrote: »

Oh...

ok ok i recant the word ever.
jeez Zohan you sure are picky:)

to clarify on holiday i had one night stands and a couple in ireland too, but i got a a place where i stopped having one night stands and was looking for something more meaningful too.

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#41 12-07-2011 03:04PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

in my defence the holiday situation was different. i wanted a one night stand.
other date i was hoping for more and didnt want to rush it.

i have had one night stands just in that instance i didnt want one.

well if your ever in the mood for another..................bring a hose!!

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#42 12-07-2011 03:06PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

ok ok i recant the word ever.
jeez Zohan you sure are picky:)

I am, 10's only. :P

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#43 12-07-2011 03:09PM

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edit: nevermind, I'm playing nice

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#44 12-07-2011 03:11PM

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Oh snap!

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#45 12-07-2011 03:13PM

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Roight Gilda fortune less of the flirting here & thanking my posts..................lets cut to the chase, what ya doing sat nite??

I have some gardening to do during the day but once I put the hose down I am free if you are??

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#46 12-07-2011 03:13PM

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Never had a worst date as only been on about two and with people I knew. It's the fear of these bad dates and being fussy that has me single I guess. Doesn't sound like I'm missing out though!

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#47 12-07-2011 03:16PM

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i have another horror date.

Met a guy in Brooke sells (not sure of spelling and only went cos my friend was going thru a weird goth stage) , he wasant my usual type he was into that metal music.

I stuck out like a sore thumb, think alicia silverstone with long black hair in mini skirt and high heels in this goth place and thats me.

anyway he asked me out and i thought what the hey maybe he is nice and you never know we might have fun. gave him the number.

so we meet up the next weekend he comes out to my town we go drinking. he is fairly cocky and as the evening goes on i decide he is not my type.

he was from Dublin so i agree to let him sleep on the couch. I was living in an apartment at the time with 2 guys (Thats another story:)) so i was totally safe.

we get back and he asks me in all seriousness whether i would be willing to let him jack off onto my lady bits. that it was a huge turn on and that it wouldnt be like we had sex. and he wouldnt expect me to do anything he just wanted to do the work.

So i said no way, no how, not ever happening.

he kept begging me so i had to get the lads to ask him to go.

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#48 12-07-2011 03:16PM

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Arranged a first date (movie and drink) with a girl and she was wrecking my head (was really uptight and making disparaging / moralistic remarks about all sorts of people including gays) so I took her to a gay bar for a drink to wind her up. After one or two drinks, I came out of the jacks and she had left.

Also went for drink with a girl who annoyed me so much, I did a runner as well. It was before mobiles so I couldn't ring after to apologize as it was kind of a crappy thing to do.

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#49 12-07-2011 03:19PM

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bluewolf wrote: »

edit: nevermind, I'm playing nice

whats your beef bluewolf?

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#50 12-07-2011 03:19PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

i have another horror date.

Met a guy in Brooke sells (not sure of spelling and only went cos my friend was going thru a weird goth stage) , he wasant my usual type he was into that metal music.

I stuck out like a sore thumb, think alicia silverstone with long black hair in mini skirt and high heels in this goth place and thats me.

anyway he asked me out and i thought what the hey maybe he is nice and you never know we might have fun. gave him the number.

so we meet up the next weekend he comes out to my town we go drinking. he is fairly cocky and as the evening goes on i decide he is not my type.

he was from Dublin so i agree to let him sleep on the couch. I was living in an apartment at the time with 2 guys (Thats another story:)) so i was totally safe.

we get back and he asks me in all seriousness whether i would be willing to let him jack off onto my lady bits. that it was a huge turn on and that it wouldnt be like we had sex. and he wouldnt expect me to do anything he just wanted to do the work.

So i said no way, no how, not ever happening.

he kept begging me so i had to get the lads to ask him to go.

Kinda makes the hose thing seem not all that bad eh ha ha

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#51 12-07-2011 03:20PM

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frag420 wrote: »

Roight Gilda fortune less of the flirting here & thanking my posts..................lets cut to the chase, what ya doing sat nite??

I have some gardening to do during the day but once I put the hose down I am free if you are??

Oh Frag you temptress you

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#52 12-07-2011 03:20PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

Have another one. Holiday one this time.
So i met this German barman on holiday. he threw ice down my top and then proceeded to chat me up. sleazy i know. but he was very attractive best looking guy i have seen on the holiday, big tall muscles like a young arnie. and i was on holiday. Not a guy i would date seriously but defo worth a one nighter.

so we get talking, i mentally decide tonight his lucky night!:). so took him back to my apartment and we proceeded to get romantic. up he gets and takes it out of his trousers. Its huge and i mean Boogie nights huge , i have never seen a larger one ever. im actually a bit frightened.
he then says what is your name again , i tell him , and he curses and says all u Iirish girls are the same same ****ing names blah blah blah (he actually said blah blah). he is standing there insulting me and putting on a condom at the same time! he adds in that he is starring in some low budget porno movies and women are mad for him. and i should count myself lucky.

the moments ruined I am a fairly confident girl so i tell him to get out. he actually leaves.

next night his in the bar throwing ice down his next victims top!

Funny that, last time I was in Germany I met a group of guys who were telling me how easy Irish women are compared to others and about the Brit and Irish girls rep. Irish guys have a good rep for some reason

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#53 12-07-2011 03:20PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

i have another horror date.

Met a guy in Brooke sells (not sure of spelling and only went cos my friend was going thru a weird goth stage) , he wasant my usual type he was into that metal music.

I stuck out like a sore thumb, think alicia silverstone with long black hair in mini skirt and high heels in this goth place and thats me.

anyway he asked me out and i thought what the hey maybe he is nice and you never know we might have fun. gave him the number.

so we meet up the next weekend he comes out to my town we go drinking. he is fairly cocky and as the evening goes on i decide he is not my type.

he was from Dublin so i agree to let him sleep on the couch. I was living in an apartment at the time with 2 guys (Thats another story:)) so i was totally safe.

we get back and he asks me in all seriousness whether i would be willing to let him jack off onto my lady bits. that it was a huge turn on and that it wouldnt be like we had sex. and he wouldnt expect me to do anything he just wanted to do the work.

So i said no way, no how, not ever happening.

he kept begging me so i had to get the lads to ask him to go.

Psycho-boy, Dirk Diggler and now Goth Wánker. You're wasting a lot of lads time, aren't you?

Forget putting out, you're going to have to offer the pooper on future dates just to draw level.

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#54 12-07-2011 03:20PM

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Posted about it here before for the discover Ireland comp.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64427603&postcount=7

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#55 12-07-2011 03:25PM

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As soon as we sit down he starts telling me about these hay fever tablets he has been taking. I will hear this story three or four more times over the course of the evening.

That bit is so funny. I can just imagine it.

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#56 12-07-2011 03:28PM

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Mr. Denton wrote: »

Psycho-boy, Dirk Diggler and now Goth Wánker. You're wasting a lot of lads time, aren't you?

Forget putting out, you're going to have to offer the pooper on future dates just to draw level.

You havent even heard about plastic sheets yet (the guy who told me he had to use plastic sheets on his bed - i never saw them or him in person thank god another quick exit)

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#57 12-07-2011 03:30PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

You havent even heard about plastic sheets yet (the guy who told me he had to use plastic sheets on his bed - i never saw them or him in person thank god another quick exit)

Tell everyone about the story of you and the girl from the party...

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#58 12-07-2011 03:31PM

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Worst dates?

Hmmm, I'm going to have to go with Friday the 13th and April 1st.

One was scary and the other was pretty silly.

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#59 12-07-2011 03:32PM

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TheZohan wrote: »

Tell everyone about the story of you and the girl from the party...

Some things are sacred Zohan

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#60 12-07-2011 03:35PM

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Gilda Fortune wrote: »

Brooke sells

Bruxelles

You really do have a lot of stories... I think you're getting more than your fair share of nutborrs

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#61 12-07-2011 03:39PM

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Some good ones here:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=66265737

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