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Excuse me, is your toothpaste working?

  • 09-07-2011 09:28PM
    #1
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭


    If someone randomly approached you and said that what would you do/say?

    (other than the obvious p!ss-blasting)


Comments

  • #2
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Are you're teeth cold?

    'No'










    Well why are they wearing yellow jackets!!


  • #3
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    "Nope, its down the scratcher!, now fup off"


  • #4
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Is this person my dentist?

    Why would someone ask that question, I don't understand. Do you have bad oral health?


  • #5
    deathrider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,699 ✭✭✭deathrider


    "Let me answer that question with a head-butt."


  • #6
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Nope...and the **** doesn't pay rent either.


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  • #7
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Yeah it'd be like approaching a bald chap and trying to sell him a wig

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #8
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Fack off toothpaste boy


  • #9
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    the groutch wrote: »
    If someone randomly approached you and said that what would you do/say?



  • #10
    Hackysack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Hackysack


    "What a completely stupid question to ask"


  • #11
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Eh.. I guess I'd say something like "Yes, he is a highly successful lawyer who will help me sue your a$$ if you bother me again".


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  • #12
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'd give that damn market researcher the plague from my teeth.


  • #13
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you: very homosexually.


  • #14
    number10a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    "I shall respond to your question via the medium of interpretive dance."


  • #15
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    number10a wrote: »
    "I shall respond to your question via the medium of interpretive dance."

    that conjures up images of Mad Mary on O'Connell St (it's a Dublin thing)


  • #16
    number10a
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a


    the groutch wrote: »
    that conjures up images of Mad Mary on O'Connell St (it's a Dublin thing)

    I've heard of her alright. I'd love to have seen her. Did anyone ever find out what happened to her?


  • #17
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    the groutch wrote: »
    that conjures up images of Mad Mary on O'Connell St (it's a Dublin thing)
    I remember her as a nipper. Something awful about a broke teenager giving change to a homeless old lady:(

    Is she still about? I haven't seen her in a long time.


  • #18
    hal9000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    is this about the ad where some bloke asks some bird if he can point his rod in her mouth and then does it again the next day and she says im impressed!


  • #19
    Westcoast Thugs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31 ✭Westcoast Thugs


    Excuse me, is your toothpaste working?

    i would say ya hes working in Tesco i think packing shelfs


  • #20
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    number10a wrote: »
    I've heard of her alright. I'd love to have seen her. Did anyone ever find out what happened to her?

    She died and went to heaven


  • #21
    WASP0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭WASP0


    I'd say my toothbrush is f**ked and needs updating!!


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  • #22
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    number10a wrote: »
    I've heard of her alright. I'd love to have seen her. Did anyone ever find out what happened to her?

    She died.

    Apparently she was minted.


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