What's the most stupidest thing you have cut yourself on??

Karona · 08-07-2011 05:31PM #1

I was cooking chicken and wanted to put some pepper on my chicken and being the fantastic housemate that I am, I decided to fill the pepper shaker.

Went to take the steel top off it and sliced through my finger. Well done me.

So what is the most stupidest thing you cut yourself on?

orourkeda · 08-07-2011 05:36PM

A knife

YFlyer · 08-07-2011 05:36PM

grass

landsleaving · 08-07-2011 05:37PM

Your thread title.

FTGFOP · 08-07-2011 05:37PM

A spoon. Cheap cutlery set, spoons had edges. Cut was minor though.

Karona · 08-07-2011 05:38PM

YFlyer wrote: »

grass

Are you serious?

deathrider · 08-07-2011 05:38PM

Paper cuts- they are complete fcukers!

sinjin_smythe · 08-07-2011 05:39PM

how can something be stupid? answer me that!

mattjack · 08-07-2011 05:39PM

shaving foam

Cork boy 55 · 08-07-2011 05:40PM

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

landsleaving · 08-07-2011 05:41PM

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

I've changed my mind. This post.

orourkeda · 08-07-2011 05:41PM

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

Do you wanna get cut?

stevejr · 08-07-2011 05:42PM

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Sometimes I do wish to be put back into the Matrix. The real world is really ugly with what people do. People are awake but not really knowing or willing to do anything about it .

So you cut yourself on the matrix? Or you're locked?

Simply Red · 08-07-2011 05:44PM

Steel wool, trying to tear it in half is a very bad idea

cesc77 · 08-07-2011 05:45PM

A puzzle book.:pac:

they dont make them how they used to.

Cork boy 55 · 08-07-2011 05:48PM

landsleaving wrote: »

I've changed my mind. This post.

orourkeda wrote: »

Do you wanna get cut?

stevejr wrote: »

So you cut yourself on the matrix? Or you're locked?

you gotta love how you try to write funny posts, yet none of them are actually funny.

YFlyer · 08-07-2011 05:48PM

Karona wrote: »

Are you serious?

Yeah afraid so. A blade of grass.

Badgermonkey · 08-07-2011 05:50PM

Sky 1, Tuesdays 9pm: Worlds most stupidest things you've cut yourself on 5.

Ditch · 08-07-2011 05:51PM

More how, in my case: I was sat on the sofa and holding a very sharp knife. One hand on the handle. One on the end of the blade. I had my leg up, bent at the knee, and was using the knife like a draw knife. Slicing the hard skin from the bottom of my heel.

Then, somehow, my leg sort of gave a muscle spasm and tried to straighten. Thrusting my foot against the blade. Thus I sliced my heel wide open and quite deeply.

I sat there half screaming, half laughing, as I tried to figure out what the hell had just happened and what to do about all this blood pouring onto the carpet.

All things considered? LOT of stupidity involved there

cesc77 · 08-07-2011 05:51PM

STUPID zip:mad:STUPID people walking in without knocking first:o

Glico Man · 08-07-2011 05:53PM

Flyers for a coca cola prize draw for a pair of their sunglasses. Tried to tear off too many at once and received a cut across the palm of my hand

ball · 08-07-2011 05:54PM

weedhead wrote: »

how can something be stupid? answer me that!

How can something be the most stupidest?

Grammar Police!

Rented Mule · 08-07-2011 05:55PM

YFlyer wrote: »

grass

Karona wrote: »

Are you serious?

I've cut myself on grass in the past as well.

cesc77 · 08-07-2011 05:56PM

Ditch wrote: »

More how, in my case: I was sat on the sofa and holding a very sharp knife. One hand on the handle. One on the end of the blade. I had my leg up, bent at the knee, and was using the knife like a draw knife. Slicing the hard skin from the bottom of my heel.

Then, somehow, my leg sort of gave a muscle spasm and tried to straighten. Thrusting my foot against the blade. Thus I sliced my heel wide open and quite deeply.

I sat there half screaming, half laughing, as I tried to figure out what the hell had just happened and what to do about all this blood pouring onto the carpet.

All things considered? LOT of stupidity involved there

What.....the....fcuk?

Who does this?

Hello?Darwin?Yes,we have another one here.:pac:

ball · 08-07-2011 05:56PM

Rented Mule wrote: »

I've cut myself on grass in the past as well.

+1

landsleaving · 08-07-2011 05:56PM

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

you gotta love how you try to write funny posts, yet none of them are actually funny.

You sure do.

Spunge · 08-07-2011 05:58PM

Ecstasy

WASP0 · 08-07-2011 05:59PM

A Bic razor......always choose Gillette kids!

Solnskaya · 08-07-2011 11:08PM

brian cowens face, cut me deep. Still hasn't healed.

W.Shakes-Beer · 08-07-2011 11:10PM

I once cut my thumb with a fúcking butter knife.

Rants in my pants · 08-07-2011 11:12PM

Angel hair and baby's breath

What's the most stupidest thing you have cut yourself on??

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