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Ever beat it with a real bro?

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  • #2
    Needler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    WTF


  • #3
    JimsAlterEgo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,917 ✭✭✭JimsAlterEgo


    bastados wrote: »
    Then heres the bro for you

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

    what does that mean in English?


  • #4
    stylie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭stylie


    What were you looking for in the first place ?


  • #5
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Honestly thought that was going to be a link to the "Casual Encounters" section of craigslist.

    I am disapoint.


  • #6
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Needler wrote: »
    WTF

    What? Seems pretty clear to me.

    It's Michael Jackson Fight Club for guys with latent homosexual tendencies.


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  • #7
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I'm not clicking the link but is this thread about 'roughing up the suspect' with one of your mates? :confused: :eek:


  • #8
    granturismo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,001 ✭✭✭granturismo


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    It's Michael Jackson Fight Club for guys with latent homosexual tendencies.

    Yes, and can someone translate this
    If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M.

    Also, who judges the contest?


    @OP, thanks for the link. Here's another gem titled
    obnoxious drunk irish guy at the workless party on NYE

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1533217064.html


  • #9
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    maintains good eye contact
    -general intensity
    -cool moves
    -shades
    -leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
    -Bedazzler
    -basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
    -can lift 80 lbs
    -bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
    -not a narc


    but there is none of the greyness going on, i dont get it :confused:


  • #10
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    What? Seems pretty clear to me.

    It's Michael Jackson Fight Club for guys with latent homosexual tendencies.

    Tautological post is tautological.


  • #11
    3ndahalfof6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    yep pure amature, level 7 is you need to be blind, eye sight, or drunk


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  • #12
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    granturismo wrote: »
    Yes, and can someone translate this
    If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M.

    "Touching his junk" would be a reference to direct physical contact with his genitalia and/or gluteus maximus and/or anus. "BF" would, in that context, be threat to forcibly have oral sex with you, to wit "I will brutally **** you in the mouth", I am reliably informed.

    I feel dirty for asking on your behalf and I doubt my collegue will ever look at me in the same way again.


  • #13
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,452 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    It's like something from Napoleon Dynamite.


  • #14
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    That's just plain wrong.
    I feel betrayed by the internet!


  • #15
    bastados
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 606 ✭✭✭bastados


    JimsAlterEgo wrote: »
    what does that mean in English?

    Beat it.


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