Wackiest place you've masturbated

IamtheWalrus · 03-07-2011 09:41PM #1

When I was younger I used to do it everywhere, with forms of transport being the most common. Once did it whilst driving a tractor drawing in round bales.

Where have you masturbated?

Chuck Stone · 03-07-2011 09:42PM

LOL

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

FesterBeatty · 03-07-2011 09:42PM

I once masturbated during sex

im invisible · 03-07-2011 09:42PM

up a tree,,

ItsAWindUp · 03-07-2011 09:43PM

Confession box

Needler · 03-07-2011 09:43PM

On an Aer Lingus plane there a while back from London to Cork, had fierce trouble over it but thankfully I didn't lose my job

Cill Dara Abu · 03-07-2011 09:43PM

At a funeral

Good times.

Eric Cartman · 03-07-2011 09:43PM

in the ops post box

Mr.Crinklewood · 03-07-2011 09:44PM

Into a shot glass in a bar in New Zealand.

later12 · 03-07-2011 09:44PM

In court.

StonedParadoX · 03-07-2011 09:44PM

either on a bus or the train or at my mates grans house

IamtheWalrus · 03-07-2011 09:45PM

I was on a tour of Stamford Bridge a number of years back and my friend masturbated in the home dressing room toilet. That was a little wacky.

Demosthenes · 03-07-2011 09:48PM

wankin aside, i once got the ride during casino royale in the omniplex

needless to say, daniel craig wasnt the only fella shootin his gun in the cinema that night!

omen80 · 03-07-2011 09:50PM

In your ma!

Someone was going to say it!

IamtheWalrus · 03-07-2011 09:50PM

Demosthenes wrote: »

wankin aside, i once got the ride during casino royale in the omniplex

needless to say, daniel craig wasnt the only fella shootin his gun in the cinema that night!

FAIL

splendid101 · 03-07-2011 09:51PM

I've done it on a train.

I had sex on top of a mountain once. Much more fun than masturbating.

Demosthenes · 03-07-2011 09:51PM

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

FAIL

LOL FAIL LOL11

Cill Dara Abu · 03-07-2011 09:52PM

omen80 wrote: »

On your ma!

Someone was going to say it!

Fixed that for you;)

Ditch · 03-07-2011 09:53PM

There's something just SO fcuking horny about round bales, isn't there?

Sinfonia · 03-07-2011 09:53PM

On a clown. Twas wacky I tells ya.

Chris P. Bacon · 03-07-2011 10:02PM

In Tesco when it was called Quinnsworth!!

omen80 · 03-07-2011 10:07PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Fixed that for you;)

I actually meant to say "In"!

Hamiltonion · 03-07-2011 10:10PM

Had sex in

Trans euro trains
Stanstead express
College library
Pheonix park
Iveagh Gardens
Bray Beach
Cinema
Public Library

:D:D:D:D

reverenddave · 03-07-2011 10:11PM

A mate went to oz a few years ago and had a **** in THE surf club

W.Shakes-Beer · 03-07-2011 10:12PM

Hamiltonion wrote: »

Had sex in

Trans euro trains
Stanstead express
College library
Pheonix park
Iveagh Gardens
Bray Beach
Cinema
Public Library
:D:D:D:D

Did your hand enjoy it?

Chris P. Bacon · 03-07-2011 10:12PM

Hamiltonion wrote: »

Had sex in

Trans euro trains
Stanstead express
College library
Pheonix park
Iveagh Gardens
Bray Beach
Cinema
Public Library
:D:D:D:D

So you had a **** in all them places.

Hamiltonion · 03-07-2011 10:13PM

The **** list is too long to post...:P

L.Jenkins · 03-07-2011 10:16PM

Had a solo run at joining the mile high club. Turbulence made it interesting.

problemchimp · 03-07-2011 10:16PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

In Tesco when it was called Quinnsworth!!

In Quinnsworth when it was called Crazy Prices

Chris P. Bacon · 03-07-2011 10:17PM

problemchimp wrote: »

In Quinnsworth when it was called Crazy Prices

Crazy prices at crazy prices

The_Kew_Tour · 03-07-2011 10:17PM

Off a chainsaw

Wackiest place you've masturbated

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