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  • #32
    That Handsome Devil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭That Handsome Devil


    "OMG no worst day ever i feel so horrible!!!!"
    "What happened?"
    "I dont wanna talk about it!"

    attention-seeking fcukers :mad:


  • #33
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Basically any of my friends who post "FML" when they're having a bad day.:mad:


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Knex. wrote: »
    Only every single word is txt speak. God I H8 txt speak.

    FYP


  • #35
    liamygunner29
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    Hold your breath. This girl is out of order. This will be he worst you ever see and there is way more.
    ever look at a moment in ur life n think wot the ****s hapend ther y have i done that? aprently B gets that feelin wen she looks at me, anyway i never regret anyfink i do in my life i just c it as a lesson learnt and i cnt think of any situation were i think **** i wish i cud take that back UNTIL TODAY - tie dying every white item of clothin i hav jus b4 i go away for the summer is THE single bigest regret of my life

    my nana's just proteneded to have a heartattack coz "its funny ****tin u up, coz ino i mean the world to ya, HA u shuda seen ur face" i litraly dont no weather to slap her or kiss her defo hope to god if i make it to her age im as weird as her n make my grandchildren cry just for the giggles


    4th time lucky i actuly got 2c alan in action, cudnt help thinkin tho-drunken tatoo CHECK, bein abused by relgious folk CHECK, stealin sum1s pet CHECK, male friend havin a very much male on male sexual exsperince CHECK, firearms CHECK, stripclub CHECK, losin ppl CHECK, stealin a car CHECK endin up in a difrent city than we started CHECK police CHECK defantly sounds like a colaberation of the nites iv had in2011so far


    Dear heart, plz stop getin involved in everyfink ur job is to pump blood around my body only, thanks


    ‎307missed calls, 1 fat ass stamtment, 6angry men, 3death threat and a big food shop later- im ready to start drinkin wota day


    funny when sumone leaves the phone on for 25minutes after speakin to ya n u find out all there secrets n lies n wot they really think of u . . . soft **** . . . really cnt wait for my summer in napa now sun sea sex and strangers becomein friends bring it the **** on sunshine


    i am heartbroken to have found out that last year when i THORT i met Jimmi Hendrix at Eletric Picnic Festival in september 2010 and had a JD with him it was all a lie and hes bin dead for year . . . thats my claim to fame scraped . . . HEART BROKEN . . . oh well at least i pulled an "eco terrorist" in the scilent rave there

    SEE YOU IN COURT . . . YOU HORRIBLE ****

    Not even tip of iceberg. All in 3 weeks.


  • #36
    mcgarry098
    Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    the statuses about my true friends will post this bla bla bla and all the depressing ones. and the ones that are obviously aimed at a particular person, or the indepth summaries of an event!



    orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr anything bitchy, soppy, stupid, and especially your the best boyfriend ever xx no your the best girlfriend ever AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Or the ones under pictures goin i look so fat, even though there like a twig, then their friends start complementin them, then they say no way, e.g. i look so fat. friend:no you dont you look lovelyxx,. girl: your only sayin thatxx. friend: no, you do, i love your dressxx. girl: really xx so annoyin!

    this person is awful bad,. she'd depress ya due to her complete lack of grammar and spelling ability alone:

    "wreckedd mon."
    "ledgeee nitee mon :P head is stil fuuuked :Z"
    "Taanite boiii ;)"
    "Sum ppl ar so fukiin weeeird !!!"
    "******..."
    "Just have ta move on..."
    "Just Dont No Anymore Tbh.."
    "Ahahahaa its so funny wen a freaak tinks dr beta dan everywan else:L :L"
    "Fuukin freaks."


    there all since the 17 of this month and ive left out about 10 of them.


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  • #37
    That Handsome Devil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭That Handsome Devil


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    Hold your breath. This girl is out of order. This will be he worst you ever see and there is way more.



    Not even tip of iceberg. All in 3 weeks.

    You're friends with this person?
    The Jimi Hendrix was funny though! :p


  • #38
    barakus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    I hate when people write :( or 'sad' or sh1te like that. then the usual dopes with the 'u ok hun?' posts below.


  • #39
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    Hold your breath. This girl is out of order. This will be he worst you ever see and there is way more.



    Not even tip of iceberg. All in 3 weeks.

    I wanted to read it, I really did. I just can't. Google needs to add a new language to its translate list.


  • #40
    liamygunner29
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    That Handsome Devil wrote: »
    You're friends with this person?
    The Jimi Hendrix was funny though! :p

    she was friends with my ex, she lives in England. Can't delete too much entertainment.

    May be he funniest thing you ever read. This should go down in history:
    just guna throw it out there with this 1 but errrrm didnt Bin lardin die nearly 10 yrs ago in september 11th :/
    Guy One no u tit!
    May 3 at 12:50pm · Like

    Guy 2l U should change Daisy to Dosey !
    May 3 at 12:50pm · Like

    Girl in question defantly always kinda had it in my head he was the terrorist that did 9/11 who was that **** then?
    May 3 at 12:52pm · Like

    guy 2 He was, but he wasnt soft enough to do it himself, thats what the rat sheep following him were for !
    May 3 at 12:53pm · Like

    Guy 3 Omg nicki ur mad u lol
    May 3 at 12:59pm · Like

    Girl in questionim not mad im happy :) ryry
    so if he didnt do it y is every1 mad at him?
    May 3 at 1:01pm · Like

    Guy one because he organised it, an hes the world most wanted since then! he was like hitler in a way
    May 3 at 1:03pm · Like

    guy 2ye what guy one said " a bit like ur the most wanted in Ormy" haha
    May 3 at 1:04pm · Like

    girl 2 when did he die? And how?
    May 3 at 1:05pm · Like

    girl in question ‎*n skem after this wkend
    hay i quite fancy Hitler if he wernt such atit n tha
    also if he orginzd it y didnt they kil him b4
    May 3 at 1:07pm · Like

    guy 1 rumble do ur research girl!
    May 3 at 1:07pm · Like

    Guy 1 type his name into wiki
    May 3 at 1:08pm · Like

    girl in question and the best part of whole thing he drowned didnt he?
    hay y didnt they kill the ppl who actuly done 9/11 then this is all getin waaay to much for me
    May 3 at 1:13pm · Like

    guy 2, they died in the plane crashes babe xx take a break from thinking too much xx
    May 3 at 1:14pm · Like

    guy 1 do u watch the news rumble please stop thinking beyond lads please :)
    May 3 at 1:15pm · Like

    girl in question no i never watch the news it upsets me2 much i dnt c the point in it, hmm yes of cors they did sily me, il stik 2 men thort


  • #41
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,217 ✭✭✭✭biko


    AH->FB


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  • #42
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,440 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    Hold your breath. This girl is out of order. This will be he worst you ever see and there is way more.



    Not even tip of iceberg. All in 3 weeks.

    What the f*ck is this sh*t?


  • #43
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    she was friends with my ex, she lives in England. Can't delete too much entertainment.

    May be he funniest thing you ever read. This should go down in history:

    Christ.
    :eek:


  • #44
    liamygunner29
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    I don't know her, comes up on my news feed. Outrageous.


  • #45
    B_Fanatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭B_Fanatic


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    she was friends with my ex, she lives in England. Can't delete too much entertainment.

    May be he funniest thing you ever read. This should go down in history:

    Jesus ****ing christ.


  • #46
    SDTimeout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,660 ✭✭✭SDTimeout


    I'm both delighted I don't have people like that on my facebook but upset at the same time.


  • #47
    henke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭henke


    This is a status I have seen a few of my friends post in recent days:
    It's official.. signal at 12:20 it even passed on tv. Facebook will start charging this summer. If you copy this on your wall your icon will turn blue and facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message if not your count will be deleted. p.s, this is serious the icon turns blue, So please put this on your wall

    Also it annoys me people joining these groups about stop FB charging blah blah etc although it is not as common as it used to be.

    Why do people believe this and although they probably see the FB homepage everyday they always miss this message:
    166332.JPG


  • #48
    The Minstrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 386 ✭✭The Minstrel


    anndub wrote: »
    Was this exact thread not done a couple of months ago?

    So effing what?

    One thing that p!sses me off more than these facebook morons (the ones you'd love to delete but can't for various reasons) are these resident boards-pedants who make such comments...as if the annals of history will somehow be distorted by duplicating insignificant threads on boards.


  • #49
    dory
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 4,644 Mod ✭✭✭✭dory


    "My heart will sing praise the Lord always, rejoice and be glad in it!!!"

    Feicing Christians


  • #50
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    This one I thought was one of those sh1tty stupid ones but is actually good :D

    A real man is a woman's best friend.he will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry.... I'm thinking of wine.... It's wine that does all that.... Never mind....


  • #51
    amdublin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,653 ✭✭✭✭amdublin


    amdublin wrote: »
    This one I thought was one of those sh1tty stupid ones but is actually good :D

    A real man is a woman's best friend.he will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. No wait.... Sorry.... I'm thinking of wine.... It's wine that does all that.... Never mind....

    Good as in I lol'd btw. Not so good that I shared or anything...

    Only with you special folks now :o


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  • #52
    checkyabadself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭checkyabadself


    There are two types of status that make me ashamed of humankind.

    "I know someone who died from cancer/was eaten by a dragon/had some bad Thai food. I know 97% of people won't repost this but of my friends I know who will"

    The other are those who think putting .com after an emotion will decrease the banality of their post.

    Bored.com
    Hungover.com
    Themostannoyingcnutintheworld.com


  • #53
    JamJamJamJam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭JamJamJamJam


    Every status from the last few weeks, one after the next, in all their thrilling glory from one person.

    now has 2days off........ chores tick list zero... need a good long rest!!!!!!!!!
    Choices ........ cut the grass:(....... OR...... start the ironing:) ????????
    Sittin here...,chillin,- eyes are closin slowly!!
    Whats goin on i cant sleep!
    So Euromillions £161 million one lucky U.K. winner..... it wasnt me :( was it you??????...................​...
    Those days off go so quick!!!!!
    Is chillin out!! in loads traffìc tryin 2 get out of london....
    feeling totally shattered!!!!!!!!:(
    Is hoping for a nice warm sunny day???????:)
    Is watching the film AUSTRALIA....love it....... PHEW Hugh Jackman )
    so not forcused today!!!!!!!!!
    is one day closer too having my 2 days off!!!!! yippee:) .... life is bliss xxx
    omg why do i feel so tired!!!!! :(..
    two days off now..... am i goin tooo enjoy the relaxation or what!!!!!!!!!
    BUT.... really a holiday is needed ..... far away shores!!!! :)


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