Post your friends annoying FB status's in this thread.

W.Shakes-Beer · 30-06-2011 07:38PM #1

Okay, I've stumbled upon an old friend of mine of Facebook, when deciding on whether or not to add her I had a quick look at her wall:

I shall start this with an excerpt from the month of May, in B flat #.

Live every day as if it's your last!

was such an emotional day

has to finish this stupid electronic music composition! sooo annoying!

finally have finished my last assignment of the year! yeaaayy!

can't wait until this performance exam is over tomorrow!

have a whole week off bt sooo much study to do!

can't wait till tuesday! when these exams are over!!

Yeaayy! Am finaly finishd exams! Free for the whole summer!

Omg i'm sooo bored! what am i goina do for the rest of the summer!

am headin to sunny Spain!

Spain is amazing! having a fab time in the sun! such nice weather!!

Passed all my exams! am sooo happy!!

omg! can't believe that i'm back to this horrible weather! this time yesterday i was in 30degs sunshine! sooo depressin!

Yeaaay! got into performance for next year! am soooo happy!!

omg i'm goina be workin for the next month pretty much with no break! is goina be a lot of hard work!

That's it day after day, not one other bit of glory in between, just "im happy" then "im sad"

I think she's bi-polar, so she will remain not added.

:pac:

MagicMarker · 30-06-2011 07:40PM

I don't have friends facebook.

who what when · 30-06-2011 07:43PM

Facebook is designed for gobsh1tes like that!

Superbus · 30-06-2011 07:44PM

This pissed me off to such an extent that I posted it in R&R yesterday:

Any1 know any good songs?

So much wrong with that.

phasers · 30-06-2011 07:46PM

don't have any annoying statuses (is there actually a plural form of status?) to report, I don't add morons.

mackg · 30-06-2011 07:47PM

OP I think you need to stay off facebook if this kind of stuff annoys you.

Duggy747 · 30-06-2011 07:49PM

Usually the ones about filling out Facebook petitions to convince a dictator in an African country from doing something naughty.

Or the ones about boycotting China products. I usually ask them to tell me where their computer components, on which they used to post that status, was made in. :pac:

brummytom · 30-06-2011 07:51PM

When an old woman goes to some man in the shop ' woah your looking dapper '
7 hours ago via Text message

Love how my mom and dad literally sent out a search party to look for me last night at 11 when i was fast asleep from 8.45!
11 hours ago via Text message

The little cute old lady just gave me a sweetie on the bus! I actually want to adopt her!
Yesterday at 18:17 via Text message ·

Going to work experience looking like a fat greasy haired butch lesbian!

Fake tan you make me look like i've got a severe skin syndrome:( cheers.

This girls posts at least 5 statuses a day, I've left out the racist ones. Half of them are lies too. 'My dad got chased around the club by a tranny last night!' really?
or my favourite (paraphrased but near enough): 'OMG just came back from the toilet and already got 10 texts!'

OMG... No one gives a shit about you pretending to be popular

God people annoy me

My name is URL · 30-06-2011 07:55PM

The whole point of Facebook is to keep all of that shite in one place.

mikemac · 30-06-2011 07:58PM

Boycott Isreal

Typed on a computer using Intel chips

Vinta81 · 30-06-2011 07:59PM

I usually dislike when people join all those cringe inducing pages/groups - had to block one girl from college on my news feed because she "likes" 50 different pages a day it seemed!

"if you truly like someone LIKE this page"

"breaking down in tears just cause I can"

and all nonsense about loving her boyfriend...God so annoying.

B_Fanatic · 30-06-2011 08:04PM

When people post lyrics to songs constantly. Once or twice is grand

anndub · 30-06-2011 08:05PM

Was this exact thread not done a couple of months ago?

mconigol · 30-06-2011 08:05PM

phasers wrote: »

don't have any annoying statuses (is there actually a plural form of status?) to report, I don't add morons.

statusi?

gilmour · 30-06-2011 08:10PM

ATCHOO !!! .......٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....... If you're allergic to bull****, drama queens, mind games, liars and 2-faced people, keep this sneeze going ... I can't wait to see who'll re-post this.........

mother****ers

Bonavox · 30-06-2011 08:39PM

gilmour wrote: »

mother****ers

u ok hun?

Superbus · 30-06-2011 08:46PM

Just saw this peach:

This year July has 5 fridays 5 saturdays and 5 sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese philosophy of Feng Shui

Why do I use Facebook? I genuinely don't know anymore. Why am I friends with these people in the first place? An equally valid question, the answer for which I do not possess.

random_guy · 30-06-2011 08:50PM

This is from a former friend on Facebook, If I remember rightly this is the one that broke the camels back.

Captain Darling · 30-06-2011 08:50PM

'Captain Darling is an utter cunt'

Fcuking hell, that annoyed the sh1t out of me.

joe stodge · 30-06-2011 08:53PM

just posted two minutes ago...

Find the small letter i..

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Find the letter M. this is not hard.
..................
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Find what is wr0ng.

ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

after the c0untdown make a wish.

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

now wish.

copy and paste and put as your status and your wish will come true if not your wish will be ethe oppistite xxxx

daysleeper · 30-06-2011 08:57PM

h8 wen ur free txts r gne...
9 hours ago · Like ·
9 people like this.

Slidey · 30-06-2011 08:58PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

'Captain Darling is an utter cunt'

Fcuking hell, that annoyed the sh1t out of me.

Sometimes these things have to be said... :eek:

Zebra3 · 30-06-2011 09:01PM

mikemac wrote: »

Boycott Isreal

Typed on a computer using Intel chips

You do know that its only a smallish percentage of their chips are made over there?

Knex* · 30-06-2011 09:03PM

I hate the statuses(?) that people do portraying themselves as the mature one in argument that they are now telling the world they are having, with an unnamed person, all while being as subtle as a fúcking brick.

It usually goes along the lines of this:

"Hate when some people think they know everything about you and can go spread ****. Some people need to grow up like. FFS"

Only every single word is text speak. God I hate text speak.

RoundyMooney · 30-06-2011 09:06PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

'Captain Darling is an utter cunt'

Fcuking hell, that annoyed the sh1t out of me.

Sorry.

callaway92 · 30-06-2011 09:09PM

"Ugh, some people!!!!!"

"what's wrong bbs

?"

"Ugh, don't wanna say on here!!!"

RoundyMooney · 30-06-2011 09:12PM

I have one on there, posts something controversial, usually prompting a discussion, and then deletes it the following day. Why, like?

Another couple are drama llamas, "You just ruined my night, you know who you are." followed by another group of harridans vindicating them by offering them sympathy instead of a cup of shut the fcuk up.

pragmatic1 · 30-06-2011 09:13PM

Hate ones that start with "Today is blah, blah, day......post this as your status". No offense wimmins but its usually your lot that do this shyte.

mstan · 30-06-2011 09:40PM

This is the sort of annoying rubbish that Dave O'Connor from iRadio is constantly posting on Facebook:

I'm having one of them 'want to achieve more' conversations with myself. I am a dreamer after all - not sure which is crazier, the expectation I put on myself or that fact that I'm talking to myself about it!

What a glorious evening - time for a run me thinks!!

One of the most beautiful things about life is waking up & not knowing what surprise may be coming your way. Dream big work hard and believe!

So what ya think of the idea of me on tele? What type of show could I do? I await your hilarious answers such as News For The Deaf!

Have you ever wanted a certain type of food so bad? I have been dying for Papa Johns Garlic Bread with Cheese for the last 24 hrs and I haven't given in

I kept phone off all the way to Donegal and back while driving. It's too tempting to check texts when it's on. I'm gonna turn it off before driving off from now on.

Describe your weekend in 3 words... Mines Party,Family,Driving

I hate getting outta bed it's one of life's cruelties - Happy Monday

nermal15 · 30-06-2011 09:45PM

joe stodge wrote: »

just posted two minutes ago...

Find the small letter i..

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Find the letter M. this is not hard.
..................
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Find what is wr0ng.

ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

after the c0untdown make a wish.

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

now wish.

copy and paste and put as your status and your wish will come true if not your wish will be ethe oppistite xxxx

Wish for something sh*t, don't post it, sorted.

PseudoFamous · 30-06-2011 09:46PM

gilmour wrote: »

ATCHOO !!! .......٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶....... If you're allergic to bull****, drama queens, mind games, liars and 2-faced people, keep this sneeze going ... I can't wait to see who'll re-post this.........

mother****ers

but the only people that post that are those things..

Post your friends annoying FB status's in this thread.

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