Fapping???

dazed+confused · 29-06-2011 07:00PM #1

Ok, got to ask. I've only ever heard it referred to as fapping on boards.ie. Is this strictly a boardies' term or where did it come from?

I think its a great word, and even if you have never heard it used before, its meaning is instantly obvious eg.

nuxxx wrote: »

Totally...fap...fap...agree....fap.....squirt...

I hate naked ladies, well until another 20 minutes anyway

Ditch wrote: »

" whilst fapping. " That would have been Real class!

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Snooze
Fap
This Morning
Fap
Loose Women
Fap
Snooze
Gym
Fap

chin_grin · 29-06-2011 07:06PM

Also women "schlick". Just FYI.

iamstop · 29-06-2011 07:06PM

All over the net man.

dazed+confused · 29-06-2011 07:07PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Also women "schlick". Just FYI.

Why do women always have to bring the tone down a notch! The word "Fapping" is perfectly innocent and even funny. "Schlick?" that's just nasty.

Noodleworm · 29-06-2011 07:10PM

its onomatopoeia (word sounding like the sound it refers to)
I've mostly seen it used in rage comics

Aldebaran · 29-06-2011 07:12PM

It's internet slang, it comes from Manga apparently, see here.

Bloody Nipples · 29-06-2011 07:14PM

If you call wánking/masturbating fapping, then you're spending too much time at your computer.

orourkeda · 29-06-2011 07:14PM

big f*cking sweaty ****

robman60 · 29-06-2011 07:19PM

I first heard the term online. It definitely isn't exclusively a board's term though.

RHunce · 29-06-2011 07:22PM

Swollox = sweaty bollocks too btw

OutlawPete · 29-06-2011 07:27PM

I fap all the time. I don't see what the big deal is. Everyone does it and there are many websites started so people could do that very thing. Sometimes you just have to shrink that bad boy and nothing else will do. This Irish one is my fav lately ..

orourkeda · 29-06-2011 07:34PM

**** makes my dick go hard

Captain Darling · 29-06-2011 07:34PM

I've only heard of fapping in my pants.

orourkeda · 29-06-2011 07:36PM

Captain Darling wrote: »

I've only heard of fapping in my pants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8dtyNycdM0

Needler · 29-06-2011 07:36PM

Pulling the todger

RichieC · 29-06-2011 07:37PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU

Sunnyisland · 29-06-2011 07:38PM

This is a fapping great thread :-)

Skerries · 29-06-2011 07:43PM

it used to be fwap years ago but now everyone uses fap

dazed+confused · 29-06-2011 07:47PM

realies wrote: »

This is a fapping great thread :-)

I never knew that all these words would have such a detailed history.

blackbird98 · 29-06-2011 08:18PM

RHunce wrote: »

Swollox = sweaty bollocks too btw

Betty Swallox even!!

dazed+confused · 29-06-2011 08:33PM

blackbird98 wrote: »

Betty Swallox even!!

Well that's Cockney rhyming slang which is all well and good.

Noodleworm wrote: »

its onomatopoeia (word sounding like the sound it refers to)
I've mostly seen it used in rage comics

But you can't beat onomatopoeia, one of the greatest words in the English language.

W.Shakes-Beer · 29-06-2011 08:45PM

It's a fapulous word!

That or having a "Tom Hank"

AckwelFoley · 29-06-2011 08:49PM

Its called fapping because it the sound you ear drums make when you're about to explode into your sock

sidneykidney · 29-06-2011 08:54PM

This thread is a load of fap...:pac:

Ellis Dee · 29-06-2011 09:11PM

blackbird98 wrote: »

Betty Swallox even!!

Reminds me of the story of Rindercella:

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.
One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. ‘Mist all chucking frighty!!!’ said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella’s door and the sugly isters let him in… Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart.
‘Who’s fust jarted??’ asked the prandsome hince. ‘Blame that fugly ucker over there!!’ said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.
The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
Now that’s what we call a bucking frilliant tittle lale!:):)

ball · 29-06-2011 09:19PM

First place I heard it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDArXbPtAys

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