Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

1…3839414344…334

Comments

  • #1202
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Woohoooo, it's tux time again. :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056312081

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1203
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Im not sure there was a Debs thingy when I left school...at 15

    Been through 2 with my children *shudder*

    Not my cuppa tea....


  • #1204
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Goodnight all. Rains have gone. 22*C outside. Here comes Summer ......


  • #1205
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Morning all
    bright blue sky and warm here :)


  • #1206
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    lovely and warm,not a cloud in the sky,i have put out the washing,now its time to clean the car,been up from 0430 this morning.


  • Advertisement
  • #1207
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Im not sure there was a Debs thingy when I left school...at 15

    Been through 2 with my children *shudder*

    Not my cuppa tea....
    The idea behind it is to allow you to do it properly, the way it should have been done in the first place. :)
    Or to feck it up to your hearts content if thats what you want. :D
    It's just a bit nostralgia night, tunes from yesteryear, dinner, dancing and perhaps a glass of something bubbly. When was the last time you had the chance to wear a ballgown?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1208
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Not worn a DJ and bow for a long time. I still have all the stuff. Gawd alone knows if it fits though, even the cummerbund looks a bit smaller than I remember.


  • #1209
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Wore my tux out on Saturday night - I could do with losing a few pounds between now and the debs. :o

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1210
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Good morning all :). Cool and hazy but that will burn off. Nothing planned 'cept the gym - mid morning.


  • #1211
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Cicero wrote: »
    OK...give me a critical analysis of the complexity of experience you felt drinking the bottle whilst treating the wine with total respect and I might forgive you.

    Cicero, her's drunk so her can't give an analysis of anything much. Wait til she sobers up. (Mind you, watch out for de hangover)

    Tis very warm - lovely.


  • Advertisement
  • #1212
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Ramette wrote: »
    eh.. well there was a fusion of flavours that burst on the palate from fruity undertones to velvety chocolate to a hint of apricots that lead to a final smooth finish as it worked it's way down to my belly, leaving a very warm and fuzzy feeling behind which became more intense the more i drank (funny that).:o

    That's strange...I thought it was corked...that's why I never drank it...:D
    Alice1 wrote: »
    Cicero, her's drunk so her can't give an analysis of anything much. Wait til she sobers up. (Mind you, watch out for de hangover)

    ...and the food cravings..quick...lock the presses or there'll be nothing left in the house...:eek:


  • #1213
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Ah yeah are all such funny comedians, I may be small in stature but I can hold my own in the alcohol department and sure the all bran in the morning has great soakage :)


  • #1214
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Ramette wrote: »
    Ah yeah are all such funny comedians, I may be small in stature but I can hold my own in the alcohol department and sure the all bran in the morning has great soakage :)

    Not to mention keeping you, er, regular :)


  • #1215
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Last to bed again! Everyone sleeping? Good :) Hey, who's snoring?


  • #1216
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    morning fellow bed wetters :)


  • #1217
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Spread wrote: »
    Last to bed again! Everyone sleeping? Good Hey, who's snoring?


    Men are conditioned to snore. It's a primeval defense mechinaism. We would snore around the campfire to ward off wandering bears and boars at night.
    So you should be thankful of our nocturnal rumblings, we iz protectin youz.

    In these more modern times a mans snoring is not so much for warding off wild animals but rather is a alarm you, to warn you of tedious television programs. When you turn on Despirate Housewives we snore in a vein attempt to save you from mind-numbing drivel. You can test this yourselves.
    Eastenders - snoring.
    F1 Grand Prix - no snoring.
    Do I look good naked? - snoring.
    Top Gear - no snoring.
    I'm a celib dancing for top popstars in Britain factor - snoring.
    Any Bruce Lee movie - no snoring.

    Us snorers would like our humanatirain gestures recognised, acknowledged and appricated in future.
    I thank you.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1218
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Good morning everyone ........ and Dr. O Goat Psy D. - it's always good for the self esteem to get a deep early-morning analysis! Your secret is OK with me, I won't mention the shakes. Lots of thunder/lightening after hitting the sack. Today is Wednesday - must get ready to head up town to meet other old codgers for breakfast and chat about Michele Bachmann, Casey Anthony, Whitey et al. What I'd give for a feed of Athea Black&White pudding :)


  • #1219
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Early night - knackered after being with eldest grandson (11) all afternoon. And being told about all the various electronic games :confused:. Tried to give the impression that it was deadly interesting and that one understood all the buzz words implicidly!. School holidays 'til mid August so more of same to come. Good night all.


  • #1220
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    G' Night Spread, morning gentle folk, does anyone else find this week extermely long? I am beginning to think they have a time machine at work so they slow it down and then it all speeds up at the weekends!
    And OldGoat snoring is well just a very loud annoying noise that for the most part is practised by the male species to ensure the female species doesnt get much sleep, therefore causing the female to display very cranky symptoms during the day thus giving rise to the theory that wimmin are grumpy in their old age....


  • #1221
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    My weekend has started.
    /End GoatGloat

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Advertisement
  • #1222
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    uuurrrrrgh


    that is all


  • #1223
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    BBDBB wrote: »
    uuurrrrrgh


    that is all

    Did you wet the bed?

    By the way it is national blonde day today :)


  • #1224
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    I was spared that indignity, but my head feels like something crawled inside and died

    lovely, I'll take 4 :)


  • #1225
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    It's been many a year since anyone in here came within a hairbreath of a natural blonde hair. :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1226
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    OldGoat wrote: »
    It's been many a year since anyone in here came within a hairbreath of a natural blonde hair. :)

    I beg to differ;)


  • #1227
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    pics or at least a detailed description:D


  • #1228
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Good morning Ramette, OldGoat, BBDBB and everyone else! Cool but cloudless sky.

    I sleep with a foxy one each night ....... but the roots are gre, er, platinum :o

    BBDBB, ah sure you're fine. Have a gander ......

    http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/weird/Docs-Pull-Live-Moth-From-Boys-Ear-124765764.html

    OldGoat, a two and a half day week? Now that would suit me down to the ground!


  • #1229
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Evening all :D. Ive been very busy with my garden and cooking,pickling and generally preparing for the apocolypse :cool:

    Im a year older tomorrow :(:(:(...but not deeper in debt and obviously Im much wiser..


  • #1230
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Chucken
    When you are finished in your garden, could you possibly come out and do a bit with mine? I truly detest gardening. Mind you, I don't really have anything one could cook (or indeed pickle) growing there.

    Tis a long week alright. Tomorrow is Friiiiiday though!

    My hubby snores somethin' shockin'


  • Advertisement
  • #1231
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Off to the gym now for the bi-weekly grunting and sweating.


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement