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If Jackie Healy Rae was president

  • 20-05-2011 06:18PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭


    Would he have handled the Queens visit well?

    What would they have served at the state banquet?

    Would there be tunnels built from Kerry to New York and Paris?

    If this country had any balls we'd have JHR in the Aras


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    If Jackie Healy Rae was president

    I'd emigrate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    No idea, I'd have emigrated long before that gobsheen got the job.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    He'd remain as pointless as your questions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    D1stant wrote: »
    Would he have handled the Queens visit well?

    What would they have served at the state banquet?

    Would there be tunnels built from Kerry to New York and Paris?

    If this country had any balls we'd have JHR in the Aras

    1. No.

    2. A faeda shpuds.

    3. Yes, but they'd be built in the wrong direction.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,036 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    The idiot. Someone making a fool out of him and he couldnt see it.
    I have a better chance of being president than he has.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    He'd probably have given the Queen his own customary spit-palm handshake.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Obama and the Queens security entourage would have nothing to worry about...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭Grimreaper666


    Veles wrote: »
    The whole country would be similar to this


    This kind of sh!te makes me cringe.......:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 783 ✭✭✭No1J


    At least the roads in the Phonix park would be resurfaced.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    He'd give her a ride on his John-Deere


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Dennis the Stone




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Donkey Oaty


    Veles wrote: »
    The whole country would be similar to this


    What's wrong with that?

    It's great that mentally ill relatives can be remembered in song.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭Mr Keek


    An utter embarrassment to Irish politics, pure Town/County Council crap on a national stage.

    Don't even get me started on the whole Selling the independent vote to the 'What's in it for Kerry' nonsense.

    They give Kerry a bad name.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Mr Keek wrote: »
    An utter embarrassment to Irish politics, pure Town/County Council crap on a national stage.

    Don't even get me started on the whole Selling the independent vote to the 'What's in it for Kerry' nonsense.

    They give Kerry a bad name.
    Was Tony Gregory an embarrassment too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    D1stant wrote: »

    If this country had any balls we'd have JHR in the Aras

    if this country has any brains he'll never be


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,484 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    I'll just be leaving this here...




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    I would eat my hat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 497 ✭✭Mr Keek


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Was Tony Gregory an embarrassment too?

    You can't compare the 'Gregory Deal' that helped the some of the poorest communities in Ireland at the time, areas marked by overcrowding, poor housing conditions, high unemployment, and low educational attainment to the Healy-Rae nonsense.

    Gregory was a fine politician that not only fought for Inner City Dublin but for social justice on a national level. A fine man that could represent him well and get his point across articulately.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,484 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Superbus wrote: »
    I would eat my hat.

    Would ya ate Jackies hat?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    JHR as president?

    Jebus wept, what a prospect. Imagine him representing us on an international stage, he'd have to come with a translator!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I'd be in the local book depository building working out the angles.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    I concur with the OP. Mr. Healy Rae is a highly articulate and enlightened politician who has only done good for his constituency and his country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    I'll just be leaving this here...




    Acceptance of what? A truck? Corporate like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,354 ✭✭✭smellslikeshoes


    Mr Keek wrote: »
    You can't compare the 'Gregory Deal' that helped the some of the poorest communities in Ireland at the time, areas marked by overcrowding, poor housing conditions, high unemployment, and low educational attainment to the Healy-Rae nonsense.

    Gregory was a fine politician that not only fought for Inner City Dublin but for social justice on a national level. A fine man that could represent him well and get his point across articulately.

    I'm no Heavy-Rae fan by any means but that's complete hypocrisy. As you say Gregory fought for "areas marked by overcrowding, poor housing conditions, high unemployment, and low educational attainment". If you knocked off overcrowding and added poor infrastructure, non existent public transport and high suicide rates that would sum up rural areas such as JHR's heartland of Kerry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I reckon people are over rating the office of president of Ireland these days. Yes, well done the two Marys for making this a tad more bearable place to live with international gestures but things wouldn't change a great deal even if Corky from Life Goes On was president tbh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    RachaelVO wrote: »
    JHR as president?

    Jebus wept, what a prospect. Imagine him representing us on an international stage, he'd have to come with a translator!

    Yeah, but think of the "image" he would potray out foreign. We'd all be seen as fiddle-de-dee irish gombeens who wore tweed hats.

    I suppose it could be no worse that what we used to send out before....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭alphasounds


    Healy-Rae won TV show after thousands of calls from the Dáil: report
    www.thejournal.ie
    The Irish Daily Mail reports that Michael Healy-Rae won a celebrity television show back in 2007 after calls from the Dáil which cost the taxpayer over €2,500.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Healy-Rae won TV show after thousands of calls from the Dáil: report
    www.thejournal.ie
    The Irish Daily Mail reports that Michael Healy-Rae won a celebrity television show back in 2007 after calls from the Dáil which cost the taxpayer over €2,500.

    OH DEAR GOD!!!! Supposing the presidential elections were run that way. We'd be fubared!!



    For those on phones, here's the article :)
    INDEPENDENT TD MICHAEL Healy-Rae has told TheJournal.ie that he knew nothing about the unusually high number of calls that were placed from Leinster House, where his father was a TD, prior to him winning a celebrity television show in 2007.
    The Irish Daily Mail reports today that 3,636 calls came from the phone of an elected member inside Leinster House, when his father Jackie Healy-Rae was a TD, at the time of the charity programme Celebrities Go Wild in October 2007.
    The calls were reportedly made to a premium number that was needed to vote specifically for Michael Healy-Rae to win the programme. This cost the taxpayer €2,639.
    However, the independent TD for Kerry South who took his father’s seat at the last election, said this morning that he knew nothing about the calls and could not have known about them because he was away in the mountains in Mayo competing at the time.
    He added that he didn’t even have a mobile phone with him and was completely out of contact, telling TheJournal.ie:
    I knew nothing about it.
    Unless I am after mastering bi-location everyone knows where I was.
    This money didn’t go to me, it went to People In Need.
    There was enormous sums of money raised during the course of the week which was put to a good cause.
    He said since he learned of the allegations he has been informed that the calls could not have come from one phone inside Leinster House as the Daily Mail claims: ”I was told very, very clearly that nobody could say whose phone they were from.”
    The former Kerry county councillor pointed out there are hundreds of people working in the Oireachtas and many phones. When it was suggested he must be very popular in Leinster House, he said:
    Maybe I am, I know a lot of people inside there.
    Healy-Rae insisted he could not have known anything about the number of calls being placed to vote for him and said he had no intention of resigning his seat in the Dáil in light of the allegations.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭The Orb


    Mr Keek wrote: »
    An utter embarrassment to Irish politics, pure Town/County Council crap on a national stage.

    Don't even get me started on the whole Selling the independent vote to the 'What's in it for Kerry' nonsense.

    They give Kerry a bad name.

    The people of Kerry give themselves a bad name by voting for them


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