Why does Nadal have a regular rummage at his a**e?

blogga · 2011-06-27 17:41:31

Well? I appeal to AHers to do justice to this burning question.

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Well? I appeal to AHers to do justice to this burning question.

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#2 27-06-2011 06:42PM

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Fed's given him a Rogering?

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#3 27-06-2011 06:42PM

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#4 27-06-2011 06:46PM

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The guy must have a really sweaty hole.

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#5 27-06-2011 06:46PM

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I think its a habit he picked up when he was wearing those crazy trousers when he was a beginner. Remember he had a sort of red Indian look going at first?

It never made sense and I dont think the trousers ever fit right.

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#6 27-06-2011 06:47PM

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He just took someone up wrong when they told him that he would be put in the easier half of the draw if he was well seeded.

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#7 27-06-2011 06:48PM

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it turns him on

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#8 27-06-2011 06:48PM

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I'm slow(er) tonight. Kopped on ye are on about tennis.

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#9 27-06-2011 06:49PM

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New balls please.

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#10 27-06-2011 06:51PM

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It's all the love deuce.

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#11 27-06-2011 07:05PM

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He has worms.

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#12 27-06-2011 07:07PM

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He's checking for underpants gnomes

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#13 27-06-2011 07:09PM

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He could probably finger his arse and still win most matches

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#14 27-06-2011 07:11PM

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Nadal lot else to do...when you're winning so easily.

What's the reason for being reasonable?
Is that an unreasonable question?

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#15 27-06-2011 07:12PM

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kfallon. paging kfallon!

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#16 27-06-2011 07:15PM

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The constant motion of the ass-cheeks during play create a kind of pincher movement that lodge the boxers in between said cheeks, thereby creating an uncomfortable feeling requiring them to be dislodged using the digits of the free hand.

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#17 27-06-2011 07:25PM

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It's because of this

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70217149

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#18 27-06-2011 07:31PM

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It's part of his OCD I reckon, he has loads of rituals and superstitions and the like, he seems to be a creature of habit... It's working for him though!

Also, mmmm Rafa....

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#19 27-06-2011 08:02PM

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Get a f+ckin job.

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#20 27-06-2011 08:38PM

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We'll have to start calling him Grass y Ass.

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#21 27-06-2011 08:42PM

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Who are these people you speak of? Feds? Nads? WTF?

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#22 28-06-2011 05:00AM

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It´s a spanish thing.

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#23 28-06-2011 08:21AM

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Louise~ wrote: »

It's part of his OCD I reckon, he has loads of rituals and superstitions and the like, he seems to be a creature of habit... It's working for him though!

Also, mmmm Rafa....

He's rotten. Thinning brittle hair, pig nose and weak jaw.

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#24 28-06-2011 08:30AM

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Leave your hole alone .

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#25 28-06-2011 08:46AM

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ballsymchugh wrote: »

kfallon. paging kfallon!

Any chance they are one in the same? I mean, kfallon has been very quiet on boards since Wimbledon started.....

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#26 28-06-2011 08:50AM

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Ah, Wimbledon. Strawberries, cream, British failures and rain.

It's just a pity they stop the games when it rains. 'twould be much more fun if they kept playing.

Anyone for Tennis?

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#27 28-06-2011 08:50AM

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blogga wrote: »

a***e

Did anyone else read 'ankle' ?

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#28 28-06-2011 09:03AM

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BBC anchor Sue Barker was seen sitting on a cliff face.

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