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  • #8252
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    hurling (for both questions)

    Ever think of travelling to Amstetten, Austria?


  • #8253
    Geog ariphic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭Geog ariphic


    now that you've put the idea in my head, yes. Why, what's there?

    Should a wife be better at: cleaning the house; or making a sandwich?


  • #8254
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    You sexist bastard! Definitely sammich making.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?


  • #8255
    Geog ariphic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭Geog ariphic


    lol of course, but answering implicates you too :P
    She had just realised what kfc stood for, and was heading to mcDonalds.


  • #8256
    squishykins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭squishykins


    Oi bozo, where's the question??


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  • #8257
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    "I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine"

    Where is that from again?


  • #8258
    squishykins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭squishykins


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    "I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine"

    Where is that from again?

    Finding nemo, when dory finds a teeny jellyfish before all the huge ones show up :P

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??


  • #8259
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    squishykins wrote: »
    Finding nemo, when dory finds a teeny jellyfish before all the huge ones show up :P

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

    em 50 trees :)

    Are you sure its from finding nemo?I could have sworn it was from the simpsons or something :S


  • #8260
    squishykins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭squishykins


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    em 50 trees :)

    Are you sure its from finding nemo?I could have sworn it was from the simpsons or something :S

    100% Positive ;) Hence why I'm nicknamed squishy, I'm small, squishy to cuddle but I can sting like a mofo :P

    Any good films out to eh, legally acquire tonight?


  • #8261
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    squishykins wrote: »
    100% Positive ;) Hence why I'm nicknamed squishy, I'm small, squishy to cuddle but I can sting like a mofo :P

    Aw :)

    squishykins wrote: »
    Any good films out to eh, legally acquire tonight?

    the way back

    are you joined a gym?


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  • #8262
    squishykins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭squishykins


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    Aw :)




    the way back

    are you joined a gym?

    I was, haven't the money to renew atm. May go to the one a bit further away where you can pay by visit.

    Are you on your holidays at the moment?


  • #8263
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    squishykins wrote: »
    I was, haven't the money to renew atm. May go to the one a bit further away where you can pay by visit.

    Are you on your holidays at the moment?

    no

    you?


  • #8264
    squishykins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭squishykins


    Sephiroth_dude wrote: »
    no

    you?

    I does be, wish I wasn't though, need monies.

    Can I has your job?


  • #8265
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Only if you improve your grammar.

    You a fan of the rain?


  • #8266
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,204 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Kojak wrote: »
    Only if you improve your grammar.

    You a fan of the rain?

    I am

    autum or summer?


  • #8267
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Summer

    Is it called a Mr.Freeze or a summer drink?


  • #8268
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Mr Freeze.

    Why do some people fart at the most inappropriate times?


  • #8269
    otherhalf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20 ✭otherhalf


    Kojak wrote: »
    Mr Freeze.

    Why do some people fart at the most inappropriate times?

    For comedy value

    Why does parmesan smell like sick?


  • #8270
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Maybe because its made from sick.

    Ever fail badly at a job interview?


  • #8271
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Not very badly.

    Worst job you ever had?


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  • #8272
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Working in a kip of a pub for a few months - hated the place

    What county in Ireland have you never been to, but would like to visit?


  • #8273
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Kildare, I have friends from there and would love to go visit some time.

    What country have you never been to and would love to visit?


  • #8274
    sheesh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭sheesh


    New York City or Jordan

    What year did you start using the internet?


  • #8275
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Around 2004 or 2005.

    What's your favourite website?


  • #8276
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    1973 themed websites

    Ever hear of Joe Fritzl?


  • #8277
    ConTheCat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭ConTheCat


    Not until now.
    Whos the most famous person you've met?


  • #8278
    Dues Bellator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭Dues Bellator
    knife maker


    ConTheCat wrote: »
    Not until now.
    Whos the most famous person you've met?

    i met De Niro in Thailand years ago , total gent and a great laugh .


    I world war 3 broke out , would you go all gun-ho or oh no ?


  • #8279
    Geog ariphic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭Geog ariphic


    Oh no due to nucleur and bio-weapons.

    If you were reduced down to two dimensions, which smiley would you be?


  • #8280
    Geog ariphic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭Geog ariphic


    Keno 92 wrote: »
    You sexist bastard! Definitely sammich making.
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/If-a-tree-falls-on-a-woman-WHAT-IS-A-FOREST-DOING-IN-THE-KITCHEN/358566673921


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  • #8281
    boomkatalog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭boomkatalog


    A rolleyes smiley.

    Are nipple piercings sexy, trashy or just plain gross?


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