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Need Help (wimminz)

  • 18-06-2011 09:31PM
    #1
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭


    hello there, how are you on this fine evening? id like to take the time to thank you for reading my thread, but now to the point

    basically, theres a girl i really like and i dont know how to get her to like me, ive tried several things already. ive beaten up her brother (so she knows that im really strong) and one time there was guys laughing at her so i beat them up (ans now she knows ill protect her) but i need advice from the good old people of AH

    unfortunately blasting with piss isnt an option BUT DUCT TAPE MIGHT BE!!


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  • #2
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    ask for lightbulb for your car.


  • #3
    PK2008
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    *Paging Cill Dara Abu*


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Take the next logical step and beat her up.


  • #5
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,363 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    First things first. You have to mark your territory to ward off potential rivals. Find out where she lives and start pissing in her garden.

    This will also help you earn the respect and support of her father, who will be able to see that you're a serious prospective mate for his daughter.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Have you tried beating up her parents yet?


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  • #7
    Cypher_sounds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,284 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Go to jail, im sure she will love that!


  • #8
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Try and act like a man.


    Beating up people is not what women want.. unless she's a scumbag

    You have much to learn


  • #9
    1966
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    You're not proving anything yet = Beat up her granny !!


  • #10
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    phasers wrote: »
    Take the next logical step and beat her up.


    do you think that will work?? it could annoy her but at least shell know im a lover and a fighter


  • #11
    1966
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,655 ✭✭✭1966


    Course it will work..................if she can't see your love shining through after that she ain't worth it and it probably was never meant to be.


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  • #12
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    .SONIC. wrote: »
    hello there, how are you on this fine evening? id like to take the time to thank you for reading my thread, but now to the point

    basically, theres a girl i really like and i dont know how to get her to like me, ive tried several things already. ive beaten up her brother (so she knows that im really strong) and one time there was guys laughing at her so i beat them up (ans now she knows ill protect her) but i need advice from the good old people of AH

    unfortunately blasting with piss isnt an option BUT DUCT TAPE MIGHT BE!!


    Have you sent her a hard core "lesbian" porn clip via e-mail yet? Thats sort of the Red rose of the modern era.


  • #13
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    .SONIC. wrote: »
    do you think that will work?? it could annoy her but at least shell know im a lover and a fighter
    I think it will work, and if you go too far she may beat you off


  • #14
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Really bad attempt at trying to get a thread going like our Brian.


  • #15
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    Anyone who uses the word "wimminz" or "ghey" deserves a good hard smack in the face


  • #16
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    danh789 wrote: »
    Anyone who uses the word "wimminz" or "ghey" deserves a good hard smack in the face


    how would you like if i use my wrestling moves on you? come on guys, anymore advice??


  • #17
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Burn down her house - that way she'll have to move in with you


  • #18
    lmaopml
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭lmaopml


    I love Duct Tape, it fixes so many many things...

    ...it's a pity it's not virtual.

    Meh..


  • #19
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    .SONIC. wrote: »
    how would you like if i use my wrestling moves on you? come on guys, anymore advice??

    Wrestle?? How gay are you?


  • #20
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    dear danh789,

    thank you for your contribution to the thread. im pretty sure that youve just won teh interwebs, but ill just have to check with my superiors!

    yours in faith,
    .SONIC.


  • #21
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    .SONIC. wrote: »
    Dear danh789,

    Thank you for your contribution to the thread. I'm pretty sure that you've just won the internet, but I'll just have to check with my superiors!

    Yours in faith,
    .SONIC.

    Fixed that for you.


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  • #22
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    danh789 wrote: »
    Fixed that for you.


    Thanks man, that could have been really embarrassing if people saw that I had incorrect grammar on the Internet!


  • #23
    danh789
    Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭danh789


    .SONIC. wrote: »
    Thanks man, that could have been really embarrassing if people saw that I had incorrect grammar on the Internet!

    I know, it could have caused you to remain a virgin for another 5 years.


  • #24
    .SONIC.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 777 ✭✭✭.SONIC.


    danh789 wrote: »
    I know, it could have caused you to remain a virgin for another 5 years.


    Yeah. I owe you big time dan!


  • #25
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    how's that working for ya?

    /dr phil


  • #26
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Have you tried whipping out your cock?

    I mean, maybe if you could make her laugh :pac:


  • #27
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Rohypnol


  • #28
    --LOS--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    themadchef wrote: »
    Have you tried whipping out your cock?

    I mean, maybe if you could make her laugh :pac:

    you mean beat himself up off in front of her

    ye she'll love that


  • #29
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Have you tried asking her out?


  • #30
    oneill787
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭oneill787


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    Have you tried asking her out?

    that kind of trash talk sickens me wash ur mouth


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  • #31
    mooman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭mooman


    The next logical step is to show her you are a good hunter and can provide food for her. If she has any pets you could try spearing them to death and cooking them. Otherwise you can hunt down the horses roaming your estate. I find a bow and arrow really gets the chicks going.


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