Pick up girls with the arm in a sling. What are my odds?

dMaN24 · 17-06-2011 02:08AM #1

So i'm currently having my right arm in a sling, and i'm invited to a night out tomorrow. Since i'm on meds i cannot/won't drink any alcohol.

And i've noticed that girls/women tend to pay more attention to me as i'm only having my left arm in use and a slight limp (getting help in stores to get my stuff in bags, and offered lifts when i'm out walking etc)

How well would this work in a nightclub?
Clearly i have an icebreaker as in answer any question regarding the arm etc...

Or would i be treated as a leaper? (spelling)

Wolfe Tone · 17-06-2011 02:09AM

Good icebreaker imo, if you have a cool story for how you hurt yourself, if you don't, make one up!

ciano1 · 17-06-2011 02:10AM

You can offer to take her home and promise that she'll also have the same limp come the next morning

The Scientician · 17-06-2011 02:10AM

You'll get mothered probably.

mikemac · 17-06-2011 02:10AM

Good way to get chatting.
Bring a marker, they might want to sign it and ye can get chatting after that

Kadongy · 17-06-2011 02:11AM

"leper"

Tehachapi · 17-06-2011 02:11AM

dMaN24 wrote: »

Or would i be treated as a leaper? (spelling)

You might be alright, if you jump around the place a bit.

bonerm · 17-06-2011 02:11AM

dMaN24 wrote: »

So i'm currently having my right arm in a sling, and i'm invited to a night out tomorrow. Since i'm on meds i cannot/won't drink any alcohol.

And i've noticed that girls/women tend to pay more attention to me as i'm only having my left arm in use and a slight limp (getting help in stores to get my stuff in bags, and offered lifts when i'm out walking etc)

How well would this work in a nightclub?
Clearly i have an icebreaker as in answer any question regarding the arm etc...

Or would i be treated as a leaper? (spelling)

Typical night for you?

im invisible · 17-06-2011 02:11AM

depends how strong your other arm is..

Elmidena · 17-06-2011 02:12AM

Safety pin a condom to the inside and go "psssssst, wanna see what I've got?" Obv the pin goes through dud bits of wrapper, unless you want sling babies!

Also, you could say that you need to be nursed back to health

dMaN24 · 17-06-2011 02:15AM

This could be interesting. I'll let you know how it works out.

ascanbe · 17-06-2011 02:16AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_05qJTeNNI

chucken1 · 17-06-2011 02:17AM

Kadongy wrote: »

"leper"

No..OP is a leaper.

Arm-leg..doesnt matter. He's broken.

If they dont let you into clubs..well..Jump?

If they let you in..girls like that helpless look.. really.?

Girls love a good Jumper.

krudler · 17-06-2011 02:17AM

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Good icebreaker imo, if you have a cool story for how you hurt yourself, if you don't, make one up!

exactly, dont say "oh I slipped" (if thats what happened) tell em you were out in the wild on a search and rescue for a busload of orphans and had to give a couple of love taps to a grizzly bear who was getting a bit precious because you were helping yourself to its food and you hurt your hand while backhanding it.

or something.

seanob43 · 17-06-2011 02:17AM

How did this happen?
....meh,shark bite.

Ten minutes later u's two are in bed....

Tesco Massacre · 17-06-2011 02:18AM

Say you hurt it doing something heroic.

Don't tell them what you were actually doing when you hurt it- **** off to Loose Women.

Kojak · 17-06-2011 02:21AM

Say you broke the arm while knitting - the women love it when they see hazardous injuries....

Ficheall · 17-06-2011 02:22AM

"I've been unable to jack off for weeks!"

bonerm · 17-06-2011 02:23AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Say you hurt it doing something heroic.

Don't tell them what you were actually doing when you hurt it- **** off to Loose Women.

This yoke in particular. http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00907/SNA1343A1S_682_907214a.jpg

HazDanz · 17-06-2011 02:32AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Say you hurt it doing something heroic.

Don't tell them what you were actually doing when you hurt it- **** off to Loose Women.

It would be much better than listening to them IMO...

Richard Dower · 17-06-2011 02:33AM

dMaN24 wrote: »

So i'm currently having my right arm in a sling, and i'm invited to a night out tomorrow. Since i'm on meds i cannot/won't drink any alcohol.

And i've noticed that girls/women tend to pay more attention to me as i'm only having my left arm in use and a slight limp (getting help in stores to get my stuff in bags, and offered lifts when i'm out walking etc)

How well would this work in a nightclub?
Clearly i have an icebreaker as in answer any question regarding the arm etc...

Or would i be treated as a leaper? (spelling)

What a douche :rolleyes:

yammycat · 17-06-2011 02:35AM

Ted Bundy

His Modus Operandi or M.O. was to approach his potential victim wearing an arm-sling or a cast. He would introduce himself as 'Ted' and ask the girl to help him carry his books or packages he was having trouble managing because of his "broken arm".

Most would oblige seeing his handicap. When they were alone he would knock them on the head with a crowbar, stuff their bodies into his car, strangle them while they were unconscious and then commit necrophilic rape

Temptamperu · 17-06-2011 02:35AM

Ted Bundy used to pick up chicks with a sling on his arm. makes them pity you then BANG the old fork in the eye.

dMaN24 · 17-06-2011 02:49AM

Hahaha.. Never thought of Bundy.
Well the truth is that i came off my motorbike last sunday, which led to me breaking my right clavicle.

I tumbled over into oncoming traffic and graced my helmet on the front wheel and got my left foot runover by the rear wheel of an oncoming car.

Luckily i had full protective gear on.

Chuck Stone · 17-06-2011 03:58AM

Tell the womens that you broke your arm in a struggle with your own cock trying to keep it in your pants after becomming aroused in an innaprpriate situation.

Say 'It fought back' and they won't be able to resist seeing the beast for themselves.

whiteboy · 17-06-2011 04:35AM

be a man and drink, fcuk meds they won't affect you in any way bro

Pick up girls with the arm in a sling. What are my odds?

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