All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Ramette · 11-06-2011 08:34PM

ah yeah bbdbb if you want parsley sauce with your pig you are going to have to ask for it... and suffer the wrath of alice

BBDBB · 11-06-2011 08:36PM

Im going out for chips

Ramette · 11-06-2011 08:38PM

chicken!
wait.. you cant leave me here on my own with Alice..i'm coming with you:o

BBDBB · 11-06-2011 08:40PM

chicken? nah I was gonna get a pie

Alice1 · 11-06-2011 10:48PM

Alright, alright, alright, I'll make parsely sauce - not sure which of these herbs is the parsely though. Smells a bit unusual....

Rubecula · 12-06-2011 07:53AM

Alice1 wrote: »

Oooh nice slippers Ramette - size 5.5 I hope.

Rube, size 12 what do you mean size 12 *Ali gets very high pitched*
I'll have you know that my feet are small and dainty - not giant sized clod hoppers.

Now I'll do a few spuds to go with that bacon and cabbage.

Well you want them to be comfortable don't you? Besides there is extra space for storing your cooking ingredients. If they are loose just tuck the bunny ears inside.

*Desperately trying to get out of the hole he dropped himself in... and maybe get a nibble or two of the food*

Rubecula · 12-06-2011 07:55AM

Alice1 wrote: »

Alright, alright, alright, I'll make parsely sauce - not sure which of these herbs is the parsely though. Smells a bit unusual....

Hey who has been at my geraniums before they flower? Looks like they have been attacked by locusts.

BBDBB · 12-06-2011 08:05AM

.............erm

I got hungry:o

Alice1 · 12-06-2011 08:49AM

Geraniums? Crikey, I thought they were parsley - sorry 'bout that Rube honey.

I'm not even sure they were geraniums either - that strange odour...what does it remind me of....cabbage-carrotts-cannabis -oh my Lord, Rube have you been growing cannabis in our flower pots?

Janey if the Drugs Squad raid us we're in big trouble. After all, we are all far too feeble to run away.

Have to say though, that parsely sauce was very pleasant.

Ramette · 12-06-2011 05:40PM

soft day as we say in ireland, this damp weather isnt good for our poor auld joints.. i had fierce heartburn after that parsley sauce Alice

dont the weekends go so quickly? hope everyone had a lazy sunday

Cicero · 12-06-2011 06:23PM

Ramette wrote: »

soft day as we say in ireland, this damp weather isnt good for our poor auld joints.. i had fierce heartburn after that parsley sauce Alice

dont the weekends go so quickly? hope everyone had a lazy sunday

I did Ramette..thanks....and well done on the 1000th post in "gods waiting room" thread...;):p

Rubecula · 13-06-2011 05:18AM

Remember the good old days when we were in single figures?

Oh Yes Alice they were Geraniums, I know cos the young man up the road told me what they were. Not seen them flower yet, but I am sure they were going to soon.

Nice lazy Sunday in front of the TV for me.... a very long lazy Sunday waiting for the Canadian Grand Prix to start...and finish.

Someone stole my ice cold cider though. Did it while I was watching the TV

*Looks suspiciously at Cicero, especially as he has been absent for a while.*

Cicero · 14-06-2011 06:36PM

Rubecula wrote: »

Someone stole my ice cold cider though. Did it while I was watching the TV

*Looks suspiciously at Cicero, especially as he has been absent for a while.*

not me olde bean....Cider is one of my least preferred drinks....now if it were 8 year old single malt Lockes distillery...you could pretty much place me firmly in the frame...

Ramette · 14-06-2011 06:42PM

Evening gentle folk
Just want to alert you to the fact that tomorrow there is a full moon AND a total lunar eclipse and the moon is apparently going to be red in color, so no need to panic, we will all remain calm and lock up BBDBB coz we know about the werewolf tendancies!

Cicero · 14-06-2011 07:05PM

You mean the moon isn't always full?...what happens the rest of it?...where does it go?

Alice1 · 14-06-2011 07:33PM

Oooh exciting! What time Ramette? I do want to see it.

Cicero, shrup

Ramette · 14-06-2011 07:34PM

oh lordy, em.... well you see Cicero the moon IS always full but it is a bit like looking at a glass of water and some will say it is half full or half empty, some people see the moon as full and some see it as quarter full..
**scuttles off to sitting room to avoid any more awkward questions**

Ramette · 14-06-2011 07:35PM

Alice1 wrote: »

Oooh exciting! What time Ramette? I do want to see it.

17.16pm Alice (oh god i hope you arent planning to do a moon worshipping dance in the nip are you?)

BBDBB · 14-06-2011 08:24PM

Ramette wrote: »

Evening gentle folk
Just want to alert you to the fact that tomorrow there is a full moon AND a total lunar eclipse and the moon is apparently going to be red in color, so no need to panic, we will all remain calm and lock up BBDBB coz we know about the werewolf tendancies!

nah, I used to be one but Im alright nooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Ramette · 14-06-2011 08:36PM

you brought me the moon

BBDBB · 14-06-2011 08:38PM

we are not playing fetch if you throw it!

:D

Alice1 · 14-06-2011 08:44PM

Well, Ramette, why would I change the habits of a lifetime? Sure I always do a moondance @ full moon - in the nip. Keeps the undesirables at bay.

OldGoat · 14-06-2011 08:45PM

Did someone say dance? Should I fetch the feather fans?

Ramette · 14-06-2011 08:47PM

**tries to hide the moon BBDBB gave me in case Alice sees it and does an impromptu striptease** (cue burlesque music...)

Alice1 · 14-06-2011 10:46PM

Just havin' a wee practise dance here in front of PC - dat is one strange moon....

Rubecula · 15-06-2011 08:33AM

Dat is one strange dance......

*Averts eyes but risked a single eyeball with a quick peek....... mainly to make sure Alice has fogotton to guard her biscuits*

If you are unsure what a lunar eclipse is, it is when the Earth is directly between the sun and the moon and so the moon goes into shadow. But light is deflected around the Earth by it's atmosphere, so instead of the moon being totally blacked out in shadow, it gets a diffuse light via Earth's atmosphere. the colour red is due to impurities in the Earth's atmosphere.

That is a bit simplified but covers the pertinent points in a nutshell.

I'll get my telescope so I can view the sights...... Dunno if Alice will mind me ogling her that way, but it does have a camera attachment and prints will be availably by Friday at a small cost.

chucken1 · 15-06-2011 04:53PM

I cant see the moon,the suns out

What is Alice doing??:eek:

BBDBB · 15-06-2011 05:19PM

mooning?

chucken1 · 15-06-2011 05:50PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNsmF9JTpuI

BBDBB · 15-06-2011 05:57PM

I feel robbed and cheated:mad:

I watched through 4 minutes and 12 seconds of that video just to get to the bit where he does that unintelliligible rawrararwwrwawaawar bit

and the cheatin fecker who wrote up the on screen lyrics wrote la la la la la

what a swizz!

............I need to get out more

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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